Ode to The Big Bang Theory
Here's to something awesome that started with one big bang
A new show on TV that's different and unlike what we've seen
About Leonard and Penny joined by Howard and Bernadette
Now here's Sheldon who knows what he plans to say next
Along comes Raj whom to women he can't even speak
Without first having a cocktail perhaps a strawberry daiquiri
There's physics and math Soft Kitty too and even some cats
Plus Schrodinger's and that's a real science fact
From an experiment that was done long ago
A cat in box with toxic poison who knows what will unfold
But in order to know for sure what the hypothesis proves
The box you must first open it's a paradox you see
Either the cat's alive or that's one dead tabby
Amazingly popular and even several Primetime Emmy nods
Who knows when it will be canceled this show is the greatest by far
There's something for everyone from comics to romance
And now there's no logical way to end this here stance.
When you have a moment why not tune in your TV
You might even see my favorite scenes from season four
That you just can't ignore.
It was when Leonard's girlfriend Priya shrewdly dissected
The Roommate Agreement Sheldon had long since perfected.
He was then invited to come tag along with Amy, Bernie and Penny
In no time at all the girls are drunk and get all carazy
and by night's end Amy's memories get a little bit hazy.
There was waltzing and salsa a smoking monkey too
And you have Amy tell Sheldon to not meekly surrender to them there rules.
So for now I must bid you adieu as I prepare to view today's show on CBS east coast channel 2
It's the pilot where Leonard meets Penny his heart's greatest desire
Oh Leonard you think she'll give you a chance by letting her use your shower?