Will: Lets try this again

Jimmy: I am not trying to watch the Olympics again. Remember what happened last time?

Theo: Don't look at me! I didn't put the Fireworks in the back room!

Johnny: Don't look at me!

Tunny: But you put them in the back room!

Johnny: Oh, right.

Will: ANYWAYS, the relay swim is starting in any minute and we are ALL going to watch it on our new plasma TV, since the fireworks murdered the other one.

Jimmy: Do you even have the money for something like that?

Will: ...

Tunny: Will?

Will: Psh! Sure! But stay away from police men... And the tv store down the street.

Johnny: You robbed a TV?

Theo: It's worth it! We're able to watch the Olympics now! So shut up!

Tunny: NO! YOU-

Will: *kicks Tunny's fake leg*

Tunny: NO! *falls*

Jimmy: We are not starting with that again.

Theo: Look! It's starting!

6 MINUTES LATER...

Theo: GO PHELPS GO!

Jimmy: That guy is like half fish!

Johnny: And he smokes pot.

Jimmy: Pot? Da fuck? Heroine is the way to go!

Will: HES GONNA WIN!

Tunny: GOOOO!

TV: PHELPS BREAKS HISTORY!

All: WOOOOHOOOOOO!

Jimmy: I swear I'm going to be deaf by the time this is over!

Johnny: OH MI GAWD GUYS! I JUST HAD AN EPONINE!

Jimmy: ...

Will: ...

Tunny: ...

Theo: You mean an epiphany?

Johnny: Yeah! I'm going to become a Olympic Gold Medalist!

Jimmy: Haha! That's some funny shit!

Johnny: No seriously!

Will: What would be your sport?

Johnny: Um... Gymnastics?

(FLASHBACK)

Johnny: Look Will! I bet you I can do a handstand on that wall!

Will: Johnny get off that thing before you get-

Johnny: AUGH! MY KNEE!

(OVER)

Johnny: How about swimming!

(FLASHBACK)

Johnny: HELP ME! HELP ME! IM DROWNING! IM DYING!

Jimmy: JOHNNY! JUST STAND UP!

Johnny: *stands in the 3ft* Oh...

(OVER)

Johnny: How about tennis?!

Theo: You don't have the balls!

Johnny: I do too!

Jimmy: No, you don't. I've seen them.

All: ...

Tunny: Wow. Awkward.

Will: Sexual tension

Jimmy: I say we end this story.

Theo: Agreed

Johnny: Okay! THE END

Will: NO! I wanna end it! THE END

Johnny: MINE! THE END!

Will: First one to touch the wall wins and gets to ends the story!

Johnny: DEAL!

Theo: On your mark, get set-

Tunny: Whip his ass, Johnny!

Jimmy: Show him you've got balls!

Theo: GO!

Johnny: EAT MY DUST SUCKER!

Will: YOUR MOM!

Will: *touches the wall*

Johnny: *falls through the window*

Will: HAHA! I WIN!

Tunny: *pushes Will out the window*

Tunny: REVENGE IS A BITCH!

Jimmy: ... You guys are a lot more entertaining than these stupid olympics.

Tunny: HEY! They're not stupid! Your stupid!

Theo: Nobody calls the Saint stupid! *pushes Tunny out the window*

Jimmy: ...thanks?

Theo: No problem!

Both: ...

Jimmy: So ... What now?

Theo: Wanna make out?

Jimmy: OUT! NOW!

Theo: But-

Jimmy: NOW!

Theo: *sighs and jumps out of window*

Jimmy: And Jingletown takes the gold!

THE END