The 74th Hunger Games, what the Gamemakers cut out
(The Careers are camping by the cornucopia on the first night. Marvel seems to be looking around for something.)
Clove: Looking for something?
Marvel: Yeah, where does one take a dump here?
Cato: (Throws him a small bag.) Here's toilet paper, hand sanitizer, and a trowel for digging a discreet 8-to-10 inch hole, you do the rest.
Marvel: Oh, okay. Thanks dude.
(Clove practices with her throwing knives on a tree. On one throw, she pulls a muscle in her arm.)
(The knife flies off in a random direction and hits Cato, who is unseen)
Cato: OW! MOTHERFUCKER!
Clove: Shit. (Runs to find him.)
(Cato is sitting on the ground, knife in thigh. Glimmer is right beside him, looking at his wound.)
Clove: Oh god, I'm sorry Cato, I pulled a muscle a bit the knife flew towards you.
Cato: Ahhh... dammit this hurts! Pull it out please! Pull it out!
Glimmer: You can't, if you do then it'll bleed more.
Clove: Dammit, why couldn't it have gotten Glimmer?
(Glimmer and Cato glare at her.)
Clove: What? It's the Hunger Games! Get off my case! God!
(The Careers are sitting around a fire, underneath the tree that Katniss is perching onto. They are singing.)
Careers: HEY! I JUST MET YOU! AND THIS IS CRAZY! BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER! SO CALL ME MAYBE!
Marvel: Take a solo Clove!
Clove: IT'S HARD TO LOOK RIGHT, AT YOU BABY! BUT HERE'S MY NUMBER! SO CALL ME MAYBE!
(A few minutes later, the song changes)
Cato: You're insecure, don't know what for, you're turning heads when you walk through the do-o-oor.
Marvel: Don't need make up! To cover up! Being the way that you are in enou-ough-ough!
Cato: Sing it Peeta!
Peeta: (Looks un-amused) No.
Clove: Fucking party pooper. (Looks to Marvel) Marvy?
Marvel: Everyone else in the room can see it, everyone else but you.
Clove: Baby you light up my world like nobody else! The way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed! But when you smile at the ground it ain't hard to tell. You don't know, oh oh! You don't know you're beautiful!
(Later, the song changes again)
Clove: If I die young, bury me in satin, lay me down on a bed of roses. Sink me in the river at dawn; send me away with the words of a love song.
Glimmer: Why are you singing that?
Clove: Well, that if it happens? I have good odds, but you never know.
Glimmer: It ain't gonna happen to me, it's not like I'm gonna be dead in the morning, right?
(Everyone shrugs loudly)
Marvel: Meh, can't be too cocky Glimmer.
(Later, the song changes one more time)
Marvel: Lets go to the beach, each, lets go get a wave. They, say, what they gonna say? Have a drink, clink, found a budlight! Bad bitches like me it's hard to come by!
(Katniss, who is up in the tree, looks down in terror. She gets her knife and holds it to her throat.)
(Mockingjay lands next to her.)
Mockingjay: (Points wing) Don't do that girl.
(Mockingjay then flies away, Katniss puts the knife back into her backpack.)
Careers: STARSHIPS! WERE MEANT TO FLLLLYYYYYYY!
Katniss: (Plugs ears) This is gonna be a long night.
(Rue is climbing trees in the middle of the night. She jumps from one tree to another. As she jumps, her jacket gets caught on one of the branches.)
(She ends up suspended in a tree with no way to come down.)
Rue: Dang it! Stupid jacket! SOMEONE! CAREERS! BREAD BOY! FIRE GIRL! I NEED TO GET DOWN FROM HERE!
(No reply comes at all)
Rue: This tree can't be that strong; the branch will break any second.
(8 hours pass, Rue is still trapped in the tree. She looks tired as a mockingjay lands close to her.)
Rue: (Whistles a tune)
Mockingjay: (Repeats tune)
Rue: (Sings) I got the moves like jagger, I got the moves like jagger, I got the mo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oves like jagger.
Mockingjay: (Whistles song tune)
(A fireball falls from the sky and lands somewhat close to Rue's tree.)
Rue: (Frightened manner) HOLY SHI-
(Another fire ball hits the ground.)
Rue: Oh god, oh god, oh god! (Tries to get off of branch. Looks at the mockingjay) Hey mockingjay, can you help me out?
(The mockingjay flies away)
Rue: Well, you're pretty helpful!
(More fire balls come down and set fire to Rue's tree.)
Rue: OH GOD! (Struggles in tree more. Finally, she manages to fall out. She lands onto another tree branch and continues scaling the trees.)
(Foxface runs across a wheatfield. She stops suddenly and hears a twig snapping. She turns around, it's Thresh.)
Thresh: This isn't your turf district 5.
Thresh: Looks like I'm gonna have to-
(Foxface knees him in the groin)
Thresh: OW! (Falls down) God dammit! I wanted to be allies!
(Foxface runs away from the scene, but stops to steal some food from Thresh's backpack before taking off into the woods.)
THEOCEANSPRAY99 can only wish that she owned the Hunger Games