What the Gamemaker cut out, part 2

(The Careers are camping by the lake. Clove is practicing her knife throwing on a tree, Marvel is gazing at her while Cato sharpens his sword.)

Cato: Dude.

Marvel: Yeah?

Cato: You're staring at Clove, and you're drooling.

Marvel: (Looks down) Shit! (Wipes away drool)

Cato: Dude, if you like Clove that much, then make a move.

Marvel: What move? District 2 girls are different than the ones back home. Spear throwing doesn't seem to impress her.

Cato: What other skills do you have?

Marvel: I got singing and dancing.

Cato: That's good, girls love shit like that. Sing a song to her.

Marvel: (Thinks for a second) Okay, I got a song.

Cato: Go for it Spear-boy!

(Marvel gets up. He approaches Clove. She stares at him.)

Clove: What do you want District 1?

Marvel: (Clears throat and starts to sing) Excuse me; I might drink a little more than I should tonight.

Clove: The fuck? (Moves away)

Marvel: (Moves closer) And I might take you home with me if I could tonight.

Clove: (Takes out knife)

Marvel: And baby Imma make you feel so good tonight.

Clove: I need an adult!

Marvel: Cause we might not get tomorrow.

(Clove walks away.)

Clove: Fucking weirdo.

Marvel: (Checks her out as she leaves) She wants me.

NEXT SCENE!

(At the river, a camouflaged Peeta is hiding among the rocks. Soon, a squirrel walks up to him with an acorn in its hands.)

Peeta: Oh, hello there.

(The squirrel moves close to his face.)

Peeta: Watcha doing Mr. Squirrel?

(The squirrel starts hitting Peeta with its acorn repeatedly.)

Peeta: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! SHOO! GO AWAY! GET OUT OF HERE!

(The squirrel leaves in a frightened matter.)

Peeta: That's right; get out of here you wimp!

(A light trotting noise is heard.)

Peeta: (Looks around) Huh? OH GOD!

(A small group of deer run over him.)

Peeta: AAAAAHHHHH! DEAR GOD! SOMEONE HELP ME!

(The deer finally make it over him, leaving Peeta bruised and hurt.)

Peeta: (Winces and moans) I am way to good at this camouflage thing.

NEXT SCENE!

(Marvel is practicing his spear throwing in a tree. Cato approaches him.)

Marvel: Sup. (Throws spear into tree.)

Cato: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Marvel: I'm practicing my spear toss.

Cato: ON A TREE?

Marvel: Yeah man, what else do I use for a target here?

Cato: ANYTHING ELSE BUT THAT TREE!

Marvel: Why not?

Cato: BECAUSE THAT IS MAHOGANY!

Marvel: What?

Cato: CLOVE!

(Clove walks into the scene.)

Clove: What is it Cato?

Cato: Marvel is throwing his spears into a mahogany tree!

Clove: (Gasps) You son of a bitch! (Slaps Marvel) Are you out of your mind?

Marvel: What? It's just a tree.

Cato & Clove: THAT'S NOT JUST A TREE! THAT IS MAHOGANY!

Marvel: What? Is this why we didn't cut down the tree that Katniss climbed up?

Cato: Pretty much.

NEXT SCENE!

(The male for District 3 is setting up mines around the Career's supplies. Clove approaches him.)

Clove: That's what you have to wear?

D3: Excuse me?

Clove: The jacket, it's yellow.

D3: Yeah, my stylist made me.

Clove: But why yellow?

D3: According to my stylist, yellow brings out my eyes.

Clove: But yellow doesn't blend into the forest! If you walk through the woods, you'll be seen from miles away!

D3: What?

Clove: Yellow doesn't camouflage into the woods! You're practically dead already! District 1 has green coats, they'll blend in easily. I have red, if I lay on the ground, no one can notice me. District 11 has brown, they're practically invisible!

D3: Well, so? I don't need camouflage. I got... (Looks down) ...these mines.

Clove: (Scoffs) Yeah, those mines. You're totally gonna win this.

(Clove walks away, leaving D3 with his pride hurt.)

NEXT SCENE

(The careers are camping by the cornucopia. They all look bored)

Marvel: Guys, if we don't die fighting, then we'll die of boredom.

Cato: What do we do then? No one's passed by here for days!

Clove: We could... throw knives at each other.

Cato and Marvel: NO!

Clove: Ugh! Then what do we do?!

Marvel: Hm... I have an idea. (Looks at D3) Hey man, do you have any extra land mines?

D3: I got one.

Marvel: Set it up (Points across field) Right over there.

Clove: Why?

Cato: What are you getting at, man?

Marvel: (Shouts to cameras) HI! MY NAME IS MARVEL, AND THIS IS JACKASS!

D3, Cato, and Clove: NOOOOOOOOO!

Marvel: (Pouts) Didn't have to crush my spirit.

NEXT SCENE!

(Katniss is strapped into her tree as she sleeps. She turns a bit and falls over.)

Katniss: NOOOO!

(She begins dangling from the tree branch.)

Katniss: AH! SOMEONE! HELP! PLEASE!

(The careers below her do not notice as they are sleep too.)

Katniss: HELP! PEETA! HELP ME!

(Peeta doesn't reply)

Katniss: Well, looks like I'm stuck here. (Hangs head in shame and tries to go back to sleep)

(Meanwhile, Rue is watching her a few trees away)

Rue: Been there, done that.

So, I've been asked to label the songs I used in the last chapter. They are: Call me maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen, If I die young by the Band Perry, What makes you beautiful by One Direction, and Starships by Nicki Minaj.

And the song that Marvel sings to Clove is Give me everything by Pitbull.

Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN A THING!