If All of Bleach was Yaoi

Please forgive the silliness of this idea. In spite of that, I'll still try to make things as believable as possible.

Planned table of contents (I'd like to do all of these as it's written, but in reality I'll probably skip some, do them out of order, or get different ideas as I go. It's just a rough estimate):

Story 1 – Byakuya and Renji (Refer to Suffused Feelings) - DONE

Quote:

"'That's impossible.'

Renji felt the light of hope in his chest dissipate and sink. He lowered his gaze.

Worst of all, when Kuchiki Taichou continued it was in his disapproving parent voice. 'Renji, disregarding for a moment the fact that I have never felt attracted to another man in that way, a relationship between a captain and vice captain is…unseemly.' Renji barely managed a nod, still unable to move in any other way. 'It's tantamount to a perversion of the purpose of the 13 divisions. Therefore, even if such feelings do exist, there is no way they can be accepted. Do you understand, Renji?'"

Story 2 – Kyouraku and Ukitake - DONE

Quote:

"Ukitake drew back, breathing heavily. He met Shunsui's eyes with desperation. 'Kyouraku…do something. Leave…or keep going…I can't stop anymore…'

Shunsui clenched his fists for a moment, knowing that Ukitake was giving him a chance to get out of this situation and retain their previous relationship. But then he grinned.

'Can't stop, huh…unfortunately, I think that applies to both of us.' He lightly wrapped his hands around Ukitake's waist while kneeling in front of him. Then, drawing him closer, he kissed him again."

Story 3 – Kensei and Shuuhei – DONE

"Shuuhei blinked, not sure if he should answer honestly, or if that would simply make him hated. Eventually, he blushed even more, unable to hide it, and felt his eyes moisten with tears. 'Taichou…I think I…'

'Ah!' Kensei stopped him, raising a hand with a trace of panic. 'That's enough, don't complicate things. You admire me a lot, I get that. But don't confuse that with love or anything. For starters, I'm a man.'

'Taichou…there's nothing confusing about it. I've felt this way since I was ten years old.'

'Woah!' Kensei exclaimed, stepping backward. 'That's a lot of pressure.'"

Story 4 – Ukitake and Hitsugaya (could be called shota, although technically Toushirou is much older than he looks) – DONE

Quote:

"Juushiro backed off a little, but only enough to speak in Hitsugaya's ear. 'Did it feel good?'

Hitsugaya flushed up to his ears. 'I don't know…get control of yourself. We're both men, this is inappropriate.'

'You should tell me that it felt bad,' Juushiro murmured, nuzzling Hitsugaya under his ear.

The boy shivered again, his hands gripping the fabric of the couch. 'Wh-…why?'

'Because then I might stop.'"

Story 5 – Ikkaku and Yumichika – DONE

Quote:

"'Ikkaku,' he said.

Ikkaku yawned, without opening his eyes. 'Hm?'

'I have a favor.'

'Yeah? What?'

As he spoke, Yumichika leaned slowly over Ikkaku's prone body. He said softly, 'Don't hate me.' And then he touched Ikkaku's lips to his own.

Ikkaku's eyes flew open with a startled noise, but he did not stop him. Yumichika slowly drew away, carefully gauging Ikkaku's expression. Ikkaku looked surprised for a moment, and then he groaned and rubbed his mouth. 'What's wrong with you? What a bad joke.' Then he rolled over, and went back to sleep.

That moment broke Yumichika's heart."

Story 6 – Kenpachi and Ikkaku – DONE

Quote:

"Suddenly, Zaraki's hand clamped down on Ikkaku's wrist. Ikkaku stared at it.

While keeping hold of Ikkaku's wrist, Zaraki rose and turned to face him, dripping water everywhere from his soaking wet hair. It dripped and hung all around his face, looking almost like it had when they first met. Ikkaku felt himself blush inadvertently. Zaraki Taichou looked much more handsome this way, he thought idly, completely unaware of the danger he was in. And of the fact that he was one of the few people in the universe who thought of Zaraki Taichou as being handsome.

Zaraki glared at him with what Ikkaku assumed was anger. Then he said, 'You've caught me on a bad day. But it's your fault for touching me that way.'"

Story 7 – Byakuya and Renji and Ichigo - DONE

Quote:

"Ichigo closed his eyes briefly, steeling up his courage. Finally he said, 'Renji. I'll only ask this once…can I kiss you?'

Renji seemed at a loss for words. A slight blush rose to his cheeks as he met Ichigo's eyes. 'Umm…' he murmured.

Ichigo realized that he would not get another chance; he could see the love in Renji's eyes and it was not for him. So he gently took Renji's cheek in his hand. He drew his face closer, and despite a look of panic, Renji did not fight him. Their lips were a mere breath apart.

BAM.

Renji's door burst open, nearly flying off its hinges. Both men leapt in surprise to stare at the person who'd done it. Ichigo's eyebrows raised. It was Byakuya."

Story 8 - Ichigo and Hirako (And Kenpachi) - DONE

Quote:

"'It got me thinking…maybe it doesn't have to be Renji. Maybe…I need to try it with other men before I know. I don't know. Maybe that's stupid.' Though he was able to say this relatively calmly, Ichigo's face continued to get redder as he spoke.

For his part, Shinji could hardly move. He sat watching Ichigo with his mouth agape for what must have been minutes. Eventually, he ran his hand along his chin, trying to appear calm. Then he said, 'I think you've convinced me.'

'Hm?' Ichigo glanced up.

Shinji slid the table out from in between them, Ichigo protesting since he still had his cup in his hand. Without a word, Shinji took it from him, and downed it.

'Hey!' Ichigo complained.

Without missing a beat, Shinji grabbed Ichigo's face, pressed their lips together and fed Ichigo the sake from his own mouth."

Story 9 - Kyouraku and Ukitake (2) - DONE

Quote:

" 'You don't have to be coy with me, Ukitake. I know you've got a fairly high sex drive, and I've stopped hearing rumors about you and local girls.'

Juushiro blushed. 'I don't do that…'

'It's fine, it's fine, I'm not judging you. But listen, I'm not with anyone right now either, so it's no big deal, right?'

No big deal?

Juushiro lowered his gaze. He'd just worked out why Kyouraku had been spending so much time with him lately. 'Um…no, Kyouraku.'

'Hm?'

He hid the pain in his heart before he continued. 'Thank you, but no…the truth is, I don't really like doing it with men.'

Kyouraku went completely still. His trademark smirk was gone.

'Anyway…' He turned to him and smiled as pleasantly as he could. 'It's getting late. We'd better head back.'

Kyouraku didn't move for a moment. 'I see…' he said. Then he sat up and smiled back at Juushiro. Was he imagining things? Did Kyouraku look like he was in pain? 'All right. Let's go home.' "

Story 10 - Aizen and Grimmjow - DONE

Quote:

" 'Do you know why you're here, Grimmjow?' Aizen inquired, as Grimmjow sat down. Aizen stood over him, merely smiling.

Grimmjow glanced away. 'Because I disobeyed you.'

Aizen considered. 'Not precisely, no.' He placed a hand behind Grimmjow on the bed and forced him to retreat and lay down on his back as he spoke. 'I don't believe you intended to disobey me. You are here because you let your ego get in the way of serving me. Do you understand?'

Grimmjow swallowed. 'Yes.'

Aizen sighed, smiling softly. This was his most dangerous kind of smile. 'I don't believe you do.' "

Story 11 - Ichigo and Grimmjow

Possible Ichigo pairings:

-Grimmjow

-Renji - DONE

-Kenpachi - DONE

-Byakuya - DONE

-Hirako Shinji - DONE

Possible Aizen pairings (there's a lot I'd like to do, but they depress me, so it's not going to be very many):

-Grimmjow - DONE

-Ulquiorra

-Stark

-Ichigo

-Renji (See Desire of an Espada)

-Gin

-Hirako Shinji

And there it is. Of course I can take requests, but I must warn you, I'm not very good at them.

Story 1

Byakuya and Renji

Refer to Suffused Feelings: s/8227373/1/Suffused_Feelings