Kovu lay in the grass whimpering with his eyes close. He kept tossing and turning until he finally woke up. His breathing was really jagged. Simba lay right next to him and asked, "Had a nightmare?"

He nodded. He asked, "What was the nightmare about?"

He sighed, "I don't really know. It's all dark and I can't see anything. All hear is this deep moaning-"

"I'm gonna stop you there. Don't you remember what happened last time you told a descriptive dream?"

"Ah, yes. The whole pride got sick. One lioness threw up." Kovu smiled at the end. Simba looked confused. He said, "I don't remember a lioness throwing up. I know that I-oh. Oh! Fuck you!"

He quickly covered his face, but nothing came. He looked over and saw Simba lying on his side away from him. He asked, "You aren't gonna kill me?"

Simba just let out a deep sigh. "Something bad is gonna happen. I can just feel it."

Kovu got up and looked around. There was no one around but them. He just shrugged and flopped back down. All the sudden the ground started shaking. He looked behind him and a herd of zebra were coming their way. He yelled, "STAMPEDE!"

He was about to take off running, but he noticed Simba was just lying there looking at the stampede. He started tugging on his tail and he didn't move. He groaned, "I don't have time for this."

The herd was getting closer to them. He unsheathed his claws and drilled them into Simba's skin. He roared and they both started running. They kept running until they saw a log they could hide behind. They ducked down and covered their heads. After a few minutes, all they could see was dust. Kovu asked, "Are we dead?"

Simba said, "I don't know. Let me check."

He scratched Kovu's side. "OW!"

"You're not dead, unfortunately." Simba laughed. He knew he wasn't dead; he could still feel the pain in his skin. They got up and looked around. A voice apologized, "Sorry about that."

The two turned around and saw another lion. He has white fur; his mane had spikey ends but is long and straight, he has dark violet eyes, and he has a black nose. He also is about the same size as Kovu. The lion walked up to them and asked, "Are you okay?"

They nodded. Kovu asked, "What're you doing here?"

"Oh! I was just trying to find some food. I kind of wasn't trained well in hunting, hence the stampede. Sorry." He smiled sincerely. Simba chuckled, "We don't mind, as long as you didn't do it on purpose. Where is your pride?"

The lion just shrugged. "I don't really remember."

Simba made a weird face. He noticed there was a small purple bump on the side of his head. He whispered to Kovu, "Probably short term memory loss."

He looked back at the lion and asked, "Is there anything that you do remember?"

The lion thought for a bit. He nodded. He answered, "I know a lot about where I live. But, I don't remember the name. Uh…I know about myself."

Kovu sighed in relief. He exclaimed, "That's good! So you know your name."

The lion smiled and nodded. He said, "My name is Mashoga."

Kovu's eyes got small. He looked over Simba and he just looked at him. Simba gave him a glare that meant 'Stop looking at me before I strangle you'. Kovu stopped looking at him and started rocking. Mashoga got closer to Kovu and asked, "Is there something wrong?"

He backed up away from him. He laughed nervously. "Uh, n-n-n-n-nothing's wrong. C'mon."

He started walking back to Pride Rock, kind of fast. Mashoga and Simba looked at each other. They shrugged and started walking. Mashoga asked, "What's up with him?"

Simba shrugged. "I've always wondered that. But, if you ask me, I think he's gay."

His eyes went wide and then a smirk went across his face. Simba noticed that but didn't think anything of it.

Pride Rock

Kovu made it there before the two. He was breathing hard but it wasn't from the fast walking, it was from Mashoga. His skin crawled when he just thought about him. The two finally made it up. Mashoga sat close to Kovu, which made him start shaking. Before he could say anything, the lionesses started coming out. Nala asked, "Who's this?"

Kovu stammered, "T-This is M-M-Mashoga."

She cocked her head at Kovu's nervousness. Simba explained, "We believe he has short term memory loss from an accident."

There were a few whispers among them. Kiara and Vitani paid more attention to Kovu's tension. After only 2 seconds, he said, "Excuse me."

He retreated to the den. They all watched him leave. Simba looked at Sarafina. He ordered, "Can you show Mashoga around?"

She nodded and said, "Follow me, please."

Mashoga looked at the den one last time and then went with Sarafina.


Kovu lay down in the den, his paws covered his head, and his breathing was jagged. He felt a paw on his shoulder and he immediately jumped. He turned his head and saw Simba. He groaned, "Leave me alone."

He asked, "Why'd you come in here?"

There was a pause. Kovu sighed and then got up to his haunches. He gave Simba a serious look. "Do you know what Mashoga means?"

He nodded. "Yeah it means homosexual. But, that doesn't mean anything."

"Doesn't mean anything, we get these names for a reason!"

"We get these names for a reason." Simba started, "My name means lion. Anyone can tell I am a fucking lion."

"Actually, I would mistake you for a pussy…cat, ba-dum-kshh." Kovu smiled at him. Simba growled, "I see you're feeling better."

He started walking away but turned around and asked, "Are you afraid that he's the person in your dream?"

Kovu looked down and then nodded. Simba sighed, "He isn't. It's just a dream."

With that, he left out. He didn't notice that Vitani was waiting for him to leave. She walked in and said, "Liar."

He cocked his head. She rolled her eyes. "If you can't tell Simba, then tell me."

He looked around to make sure no one was around. He asked, "Do you promise not to tell anyone?"

She nodded. He took a deep breath and said, "I'm a-a-"

Vitani put her paw on his shoulder to comfort him. They didn't know that Simba, Nala, Kiara, and Sarabi were listening outside. He finished, "I'm a homophobe."

Vitani's eyes got wide. Nala, Kiara, and Sarabi exchanged worried looks. Simba had an evil smile on his face.

I doubt that i blew your mind. But, i've been waiting to do this fanfic. This one may be longer. It may be. Did you like it? Was it funny? I'll say this now, there aren't going to be any lemons. I really am not good at that type of stuff. But, there will be sexual content. Please review!

Disclaimer: I don't own any Lion King characters. I only own Mashoga.