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This was written out of boredom in response to a request for a SuiCho fic involving peanut butter and horror movies. Enjoy. Please review.


PB&H(orror)

"You sure you don't want one?" Chojuro asked again, causing the Hozuki teen to roll his eyes from the couch. He clicked a button on the remote.

"YES," he said, responding for the umpteenth time. "I don't want a damn peanut butter sandwich. Makes me dry out. Now are you coming or not?"

The swordsman hurriedly slathered peanut butter across a slice of bread and returned to where Suigetsu was. He folded his bread into a half sandwich, taking a seat beside the white-haired teen. Suigetsu smiled, and Chojuro took a bite of his sandwich.

"So," he asked, pausing to chew. "What are we watching?"

Suigetsu gave a toothy grin as he clicked the play button. A scream tore thought the speakers. Chojuro grimaced.

Horror movies.

It was movie night, and it was horror movies.

Chojuro hated horror movies.