Kisame: Really? Just really?!

Cali: Sorry for my curiosity...

Kisame: *Pulls out Samehada* I'm going to murder you...

Cali: AHHHH!

Itachi: Tch...

Cali: Wow...So helpful, Itachi, so helpful...

Itachi: ...Tch

Cali: I DON'T OWN NARUTO BUT BLUEBERRY-KUN OWNS A BIGASS SWORD THAT CAN AND WILL KILL ME!

Kisame: You got that right. *Chases Cali*

Itachi: ...Tch


"Ne Kisame?" You say innocently, inching towards the shark-like swordmaster. He raised an eyebrow, looking lazily at your direction.

"What," He grunted.

"Ano…Is it true that you have two…ya knows?" You asked slyly. He stiffened as he turned towards your direction, narrowing his beady eyes.

"What?" He growled, leaning forwards menacingly. You swallow nervously but continued.

"I mean, sharks have two and…you know, you're like part shark…" You trailed off.

"Two of what?" He spat, his hand inching towards his giant shark skin sword. You scoot backwards a bit.

"…Dicks…" You smile sheepishly. His hand grabbed the handle of Samehada and bared his pointed teeth.

You scoot back even more.

"I mean it's just a rumor so—You know what, forget what I said. Um I gotta go so BYE!" You take off running as he pulled his giant swords from his back. You duck as he takes a swing.

"ITACHI! SAVE ME!" You yell as you dash outside with Kisame following closely behind.

Back in the base…

"Tch."