12 Days of Christmas

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On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me,

A loving bruise on my arm.

On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me,

2 butt kicking's, and

A loving bruise on my arm.

On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me,

3 eye rolls,

2 butt kicking's, and

A loving bruise on my arm.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me,

4 bars of chocolate,

3 eye rolls,

2 butt kicking's, and

A loving bruise on my arm.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me,

5 rude glares,

4 bars of chocolate,

3 eye rolls,

2 butt kicking's, and

A loving bruise on my arm.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me,

6 hits on the head,

5 rude glares,

4 bars of chocolate,

3 eye rolls,

2 butt kicking's, and

A loving bruise on my arm.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me,

7 yummy cookies,

6 hits on the head,

5 rude glares,

4 bars of chocolate,

3 eye rolls,

2 butt kicking's, and

A loving bruise on my arm.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me,

8 different nicknames,

7 yummy cookies,

6 hits on the head,

5 rude glares,

4 bars of chocolate,

3 eye rolls,

2 butt kicking's, and

A loving bruise on my arm.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me,

9 butchered kid's songs,

8 different nicknames,

7 yummy cookies,

6 hits on the head,

5 rude glares,

4 bars of chocolate,

3 eye rolls,

2 butt kicking's, and

A loving bruise on my arm.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me,

10 flaws pointed out,

9 butchered kid's songs,

8 different nicknames,

7 yummy cookies,

6 hits on the head,

5 rude glares,

4 bars of chocolate,

3 eye rolls,

2 butt kicking's, and

A loving bruise on my arm.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me,

11 selective words,

10 flaws pointed out,

9 butchered kid's songs,

8 different nicknames,

7 yummy cookies,

6 hits on the head,

5 rude glares,

4 bars of chocolate,

3 eye rolls,

2 butt kicking's, and

A loving bruise on my arm.

On the Twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me,

12 witty comebacks,

11 selective words,

10 flaws pointed out,

9 butchered kid's songs,

8 different nicknames,

7 yummy cookies,

6 hits on the head,

5 rude glares,

4 bars of chocolate,

3 eye rolls,

2 butt kicking's, and

A loving bruise on my arm.

At the middle of singing this song, I started giggling a little. Coming to the end I started laughing, then crying tears of laughter. This is personally hilarious to me, and I wrote it with my friend.