A/N: I got a request to "Arthurfy" this opening, too. So I did. = P I figured I'd share it with everyone. A/N

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They're Binky and The Brain (and Muffy!),

Yes, Binky and The Brain (and Muffy!),

One is a genius,

The other brings pain (and the pretty one's Muffy!).

They're nowhere near mice (neither's Muffy!),

They're genes aren't even spliced (along with Muffy!),

They're Binky, they're Binky and The Brain (and Muffy!), Brain (and Muffy!), Brain (and Muffy!), Brain (and Muffy!), Brain (and Muffy!), Brain (and Muffy!), Brain (and Muffy!), Brain (and Muffy!), Brain (and Muffy!)!

Before tonight is done (Muffy, wake up!),

The Brain will have a plan (Muffy will help!),

By the dawning of the sun (Muffy likes the sun!),

They'll take over the land (all three of 'em!).

They're Binky and The Brain (and Muffy!),

Yes Binky and The Brain (and Muffy!),

Their twilight campaign,

Is easy to explain (Muffy will explain it!):

To prove their kiddy worth (along with Muffy!),

They'll overthrow the Earth (and so will Muffy!),

They're Binky, they're Binky and the Brain (and Muffy!), Brain (and Muffy!), Brain (and Muffy!), Brain (and Muffy!), Brain (and Muffy!), Brain (and Muffy!), Brain (and Muffy!), Brain (and Muffy!) -

Yeah, take that, Earth!

Muffy says, "How rude!"

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Binky and Brain looked up from their desks, where they had been pouring together over Binky's poem, reading aloud to better their focus. Brain was glowering slightly as he answered, "Actually, what's rude is pelting someone with annoying interjections while they're trying to analyze…"

Muffy scoffed. "I just want to know what's so interesting. Recess has already started, and you two are still…well, what is all this stuff, anyway?"

She scanned a criticizing gaze over the scattering of charts, blueprints and apparent plans Brain had seemingly drawn up.

"N-nothing," Brain responded, shuffling some papers to hide their contents, "Binky just wrote this poem about the two of us taking over the world, ok? And I wanted to see…y'know, hypothetically…if it was at all, maybe…possible. It'd be interesting, don't you think?"

"Hmp, not by the sound of it," said Muffy, "You wouldn't get very far without some serious funding." She snapped her fingers. "Hey! That could work..! You guys would do all the hard stuff, and I could foot the bill! Put me in the poem for real, and I'd totally consider granting you a loan."

Binky and Brain exchanged a look. Binky asked with suspicion, "Why would you want to be in my poem?"

"Duh, silly," Muffy returned as though it should be obvious, "So that when we became famous, everyone would know who made it possible..!" While she clasped her hands and imagined throngs of people admiring her for her wealth and power, another look was passed between the boys. Without another word, they gathered their things and headed for the door, rolling their eyes as they shut off the light and left.

Muffy came back to Earth and found an empty, darkened room. "Guys..?" Chasing after the others, she called, "Hey, not funny..! I'd let you have your picture taken with me when I'm crowned queen of the world..! Guys..!"