Author's Note: Writing FB stories here on FFN is such a dodgy thing to do. Let's just pray this doesn't get deleted like my other one. If it does, I'll reupload it somewhere else! :]

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Marshmallows

Chapter 3


Hikaru Hitachiin to Tamaki Suou: HAHAHA, Lord, I never knew you were into such things. ;) What would Haruhi say about that, eh?

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Tamaki Suou WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? What's the meaning of this, you troll?!

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Haruhi Fujioka What have you done now, senpai?

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Tamaki Suou NOOOO, GO AWAY, HARUHI! DON'T BELIEVE THIS PEANUT'S LIES! LIES, THEY'RE ALL LIES!

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Haruhi Fujioka ... You really make no sense when you get your panties in a twist, senpai. Hmph, bye.

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Tamaki Suou NOOOO! HARUHI IS MAD AT ME! -climbs onto window ledge-

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Kyouya Ootori -pulls you down- Now, now, otou-san, who will be there to attract all those money trees to the club if you jump off the building and become a pancake? At least wait till during the school holidays when the club is closed to jump off. You can become a crepe then for all I care. To be honest though, I'm a little... surprised as well. I never knew you had an interest in this particular area.

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Tamaki Suou WHAT DO YOU MEAN?! O_O PS. Wow, thanks for your concern, okaa-san. I'm so touched. CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT?

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Hikaru Hitachiin There really is no point denying any further, Lord. ;) We all saw it when we went into your room yesterday. ;) ;) ;)

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Kaoru Hitachiin You should really hide those things properly. ;)

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Mitsukuni Haninozuka Tama-chan, you've polluted my mind~ :'( Waaah~

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Tamaki Suou WHAT IN BLAZES ARE YOU GAY SIDE CHARACTERS TALKING ABOUT? I hope your eyeball drops out from all that winking! :(

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Kyouta Ootori Hm... I foresee a moneymaking opportunity in this. Thanks for being creepy, Tamaki.

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Haruhi Fujioka Okay, now I'm really curious.

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Private message

Tamaki Suou KYOUYA! DON'T DO THIS TO ME! YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, AREN'T YOU?! T_T

Kyouya Ootori What will you give me?

Tamaki Suou -shot- So... so cruel! I hate you, Kyouya!

Kyouya Ootori I'll give you 5 seconds before Haruhi learns of this, and thinks that you're an even bigger imbecile than she already thinks you are.

Tamaki Suou ... Fine! You blackmailing evil-glasses lord! I... I... I'll give you my Kuma-chan! -cries-

Kyouya Ootori 4.

Tamaki Suou WHAT? AHH! Wait! I... I'll give you my Kuma-chan pencil!

Kyouya Ootori 3.

Tamaki Suou MY KUMA-CHAN PEN!

Kyouya Ootori 2.

Tamaki Suou F-FINE! MY... MY... MY BLOWN-UP PICTURE OF HARUHI IN MIDDLE SCHOOL! -cries-

Kyouya Ootori All right.

Tamaki Suou I knew it! Thank you, okaa-san! Muacks! :D Even though it pains me to say this... I'll send the picture to you now!

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Kyouya Ootori Haruhi, what will you give me?

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Haruhi Fujioka Er... I'll put in one extra hour at the club every day for a week? But you have to promise me that what I'm getting in exchange will be good!

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Kyouya Ootori Deal. Trust me, it's golden. You won't regret it. Check your message box in a minute.

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Tamaki Suou WHAT? KYOUYA, YOU BACKSTABBER! TRAITOR! RETURN ME THAT PHOTO! O_O T^T

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Haruhi Fujioka ... I never knew you were into Barbie dolls, Tamaki-senpai. You even have a whole closet dedicated to them. I'm speechless. And you even have a collection of those Barbie magazines targeted towards 5-year-olds. How... interesting.

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Hikaru Hitachiin Don't forget how he polishes his limited edition dolls every day with a specially-made silk cloth! HAHAHAHAHA.

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Humor is not guaranteed. OTL