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Bellatrix's profile page
Relationship Status: Married (hush hush) but on the lookout.
Requirements for partner:
-must be Bald
-must be evil
-must be a cult leader
-must be noseless
-must wear a cloak
-must have red eyes= Hotness
-must be albino
-must have slimy skin
-must have murdered at least three people
-must not wear shoes
-must have long pointy nails
-must wear purple eye shadow
Bellatrix: Oh, My Lord, how do I love thee? I love you more than fire, more than death, more than pain.
Voldemo: I love me more than all of those things too
Bellatrix: I find your baldness extremely attractive, especially with those jaw-droppingly gorgeous snake-eyes.
Voldemo: My eyes are jaw-droppingly gorgeous.
Bellatrix: Every time I see you I want to drop at your beautiful unclothed feet
Voldemo: I would never be caught in shoes (anyways, my perfectly manicured yellow toenails would be squished)
Bellatrix: In my books, albinoness=HOTNESS
Voldemo: I have always prided myself in the fact that my eyes are so red, and my skin so translucent
Bellatrix: Your slimy old cloak embodies the face of evil; it makes you look so powerful
Voldemo: I have not once washed my beautiful cloak
Bellatrix: You are the most handsome cult leader I have ever laid eyes on
Voldemo: I don't spend all that time on my hair for nothing
Bellatrix: Together we can be the most powerful duo in the world, together we will defeat Harry Potter!
Voldemo: Wait what? Who said anything about us being together?
Bellatrix: But we are together! Right?
Voldemo: What? No! I've got my eye on someone else. Hey There Cissy!
Narcissa: My Lord!
Voldemo: We should really go out for drinks sometime…
Luci: Stay away from my wife!
Voldemo: Do you want to die?
Luci: No my Lord, forgive me…l
Voldemo: Good. I'll pick you up at seven Cissy.
Voldemo is now Offline
Luci is now Offline
Narcissa is now Offline
Bellatrix: I am forever alone!
Rodolphus: What about me?
Bellatrix: What about you?
Rodolphus: :( We're married