Principal Vernon walked into the library, a frown marring his face as he scanned the desks for the papers he knew none of his students had written. He sighed and was about to leave when a lone sheet of paper caught his eye. It was sitting inconspicuously on the middle desk, to the right of the rows. Vernon looked at the paper thoughtfully before walking over and picking it, beginning to the read the neat handwriting.

"Dear Mr. Vernon," Brian Johnson's voice sounded, "We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong, but we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are."

Vernon's lips twitched slightly as he continued reading.

"You see us as you wanna see us, in the simplest terms with the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of use is a Brain…"

"And an Athlete…" Andy said.

"…and a Basket-Case…" Allison added.

"…A Princess…" Claire mused.

"…A Wild-Child…" Kate's voice said with a laugh.

"And a Criminal." John finished.

"Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours," Brian's voice sounded again.

"The Breakfast Club." The six said together.

Vernon smiled down at the paper, before he carefully folded it and walked out of the library.


Author's Note: Jesus, sorry it took me so long to update but school is a pain in the ass. Well now the story is finished! Huzzah!

Thanks to everyone that reviewed/faved/alerted you guys are amazing!