Disclaimer: Naruto Belongs to etc - (c) Masashi Kishimoto!
Naruto: UM...hi everyone! I don't know where Usami-sensei is at the moment but she told me to post this chapter ^0^
Sasuke: She's out buying Kuroshitsuji on DVD and manga.
Naruto: Oh. Anyway enjoy this chapter ^_^
Sasuke: Stop flirting with the reviewers. I told you about being too friendly!
Song used: Lil Wayne-turn on the lights!
~The Next Weekend~
Naruto, Sakura, Gaara, Neji, Kiba, Hinata and Ino sat in the Uzumaki's bed room chowing down on snacks. Chip bags, candy bags and popsicle wrappers littered the floor while the they talked. All the girls wore tang top pjs shirts with matching pjs pants and were sprawled out on the blond's bed; all the guys wore wife beaters with black pjs shorts and might I add Naruto looked absolutely adorable in his pjs, the way his shorts hung off his waist slightly, showing his red briefs. His wife beater was a little too big and slid off his shoulder a little.
"I really don't understand what's so exciting about boobs." Naruto tilted his head to the side, looking at his friends cutely. Of course Kiba was the one that started a whole perverted conversation about girls and boobs and all the stuff.
"Dude. You can't be serious?" Kiba grinned, leaning forward.
"Well he is like a child, he's still naive about a lot of things." Gaara leaned up against Naruto's bed and Sakura played with his red strands; the blond opened up a pack of gummy worms and put one in his mouth.
"Boobs don't really interest me either." Neji who was sprawled out on the carpeted floor sighed, reading a book.
"Naruto do you want to feel them?" Ino beamed and the blond blushed a deep shade of red.
"No no! I don't want-" Before he could finish his sentence both of his hands were placed on Ino's breast; his mouth gaped and the guys blushed.
"Feels good right?" Ino showed him an evil smile.
"Ino! Stop, don't do perverted things to Naruto-kun." Hinata looked at the spiky haired blond who looked infatuated with Ino's boobs.
"They're so soft." Naruto mumbled but everyone could hear him.
"Ino!" Sakura pulled Naruto's hands of the long haired blond's chest and the spiky haired blond smile sheepishly.
"Since you're such a little pervert Naruto, why don't we touch your boobs hehe?" The girls jumped on the blond and he squirmed around kicking his legs wildly.
"Bro you're so lucky." Kiba snickered, watching them attack the blond.
"K-Kiba help me!" Naruto's shirt went flying and he blushed when he felt the teen girls hands roaming his chest that was only meant for Sasuke Uchiha.
"Ah! Stop! Gaara!" The blond yelled, trying to get the girls away from him.
"They're so noisy." Tenten, Sai and Sasuke sat on the carpeted floor, watching tv and eating snacks. Sasuke for one had an attitude because he could hear everything that was going on over there and it sounded like his love was being raped.
"Sai do you think Sasuke could be raped?" Tenten had her hair that was usually in two buns down. She actually looked really pretty when she wasn't causing trouble along with Sasuke and Sai. She wore a pink shirt with a skull on it, pjs pants and pink slippers on her feet.
"Yes I do." He stated bluntly. Sai wore a black sports jersey with a pair of pjs pants.
Sasuke's mouth gaped. "Could not!" He punched his best friend on the arm; Sai sucked his teeth and went back to looking at the tv.
"Yeah you could, you look very girly. I wouldn't be surprised if you got raped in alley one day hehe." Sai showed his friend a fake smile; Sasuke growled and balled his fist.
"Want the next hit to be your face?" His eyebrow twitched with irritation.
"Wahhh my nipples! Kiba not you too!" Sasuke could hear the blond and his friends playing around very loudly not to mention they had their hands all over Naruto.
"Hehe!" Sasuke looked at Tenten who was laughing evilly.
"-Urgh!" Tenten pushed the raven onto the floor, pinning him down; Sasuke looked up at her with irritated onyx eyes and she smirked.
"I could totally rape you right now if I wanted to." Tenten teased.
"Yeah right. I'm a guy remember." He smirked and Sai looked at the two with a gummy worm hanging out the corner of his mouth. He then grabbed the remote and flipped through the channels.
"Yeah I know cause you've got this remember," Tenten guided her hand down to the Uchiha's crotch area and messaged it. Sasuke's face still didn't look fazed, he only had the hots for Naruto so of course he wasn't turned on.
"Yeah whatever." He sat up and put her in a choke hold. This was just normal behavior for them; they were all perverts and were comfortable doing anything around each other. Tenten and Sasuke wrestled on the floor and Sai chuckled.
-2 Hours Later-
"Shh, come on." Naruto, Gaara and Kiba snuck down the steps. Sasuke and Tenten were in the kitchen sneaking around for food and they wanted to scare the two.
"That's really stupid." The light from the fridge lit up the dark kitchen and the two standing in front of it were sneaking food out.
"No it's not. It tastes good." Tenten smiled, grabbing a jar of pickles.
"Just how the hell are we going to get all this upstairs?" Sasuke asked, he had a lot of food in his hands and couldn't fit anything else under his arms.
"Oi." They both froze and turned around, hearing that deep voice come from behind them. The two tensed when they saw a jigsaw clown mask on a tall person.
"Kyaah!" Tenten and Sasuke dropped their snacks and Tenten clutched the Uchiha's shirt. Sasuke had to admit he was startled but he could see it was only Kiba being stupid.
"Hahaha!" Kiba pulled the mask off his face and the girl blushed. Naruto and Gaara came up behind the brown haired teen.
"Were you guys scared?" Naruto asked with a grin spreading across his tan face.
"You guys are dorks," Tenten pushed passed boys, tucking some of her hair behind her ears.
"Wait up Tenten." Kiba ran behind the girl; she then pushed him onto the living room couch and began beating the crap out of him with a couch pillow.
"Itai, itai! Stop!"
"Would you two keep it down, remember what Itachi said. If we wake him up we're dead." Gaara said with a stoic look on his face. Tenten huffed her breath and stormed up the carpeted steps with Kiba and Gaara right behind her.
"Yeah thanks a lot dobe." Sasuke looked at the blond with an annoyed expression on his face.
"Aw..I'll help you clean up. Sorry." Naruto kneeled down and began picking the foods up off the floor; Sasuke sighed and began helping as well.
"Stop it with the pranks. You never know when I'll get you back." Naruto looked up at Sasuke and the raven looked at him stern onyx eyes, he felt like he was being pulled into the dark orbs. Those eyes could almost hypnotize anyone.
"Boo!" Sasuke jumped forward and Naruto flinched a little, he wasn't expecting Sasuke to jump at him like that.
"Well with no parents home we've got to do something fun." The blond stood up and put the food on the counter.
"Just be sure to keep it down. Nii-san is sleeping." Sasuke walked passed the blond but was stopped when the blond grabbed his hand.
"What?" Sasuke turned and looked at Naruto.
"Sorry…" He muttered; Sasuke walked closer to the small blond and ruffled his hair.
"I'm not mad." He stated and Naruto grinned.
"So…can we kiss now?" Naruto whispered; Sasuke's eyes widened and then he smirked, the raven then grabbed Naruto's jaw and pulled him into a kiss.
"Nhn…" Naruto felt the Uchiha's tongue enter his mouth and his knees felt like they were giving out.
"Hurry up." Kiba and Sakura pushed the Sasuke's bed through the door way and tried to hurry and get it into Naruto's bedroom.
"Neji help us." Kiba whispered; Neji for one didn't want anything to do with this but he did love Sasuke's reactions. The brunette got up and grabbed the same end of the mattress that Kiba had, they tug it and moved it slowly into Naruto's room.
-A Few Minutes Later-
"Remember what I said no more jokes." Sasuke warned as he and Naruto walked up the steps; the blond nodded and walked down the hallway.
"Good night." Naruto grinned and walked into his room hurriedly; Sasuke thought it was suspicious but then shrugged it off, he opened the door to his room and walked inside.
"Yay! You guys got it!" Naruto cheered.
"Yeah but how'd you keep him busy for so long?" Hinata asked curiously.
"Hehe, my secret." Naruto placed his finger on his lips and winked; Kiba and Neji bounced up and down on Sasuke's bouncy mattress.
"YOU FUCKERS!" They heard the raven scream and laughed.
"Where's Sai and Tenten?" Naruto asked, looking at Kiba who had a grin on his face.
"In there bro." Kiba pointed to Naruto's closet; the spiky haired blond walked over to his closet before opening up the doors, he then saw Tenten and Sai tied up and squirming around.
"Waoh, hahahaha!" Naruto laughed and the two teens that were tied up glared at him. He didn't think they'd be so easy to catch since they were so tough.
"Give me my damn bed!" Sasuke banged on the door and everyone giggled.
"Never!" Neji shouted.
"If you want to save your mattress and friends you have complete a task for us." Ino said in the tone of kidnapper; the raven on the other side of the door growled and stomped his foot.
"What?" He leaned up again the door.
"Hm? We'll get back to you on that." Ino replied. Sasuke felt like he would blow a fuse after hearing those words.
"What should we have him do?" Ino looked at everyone.
"Strip!" Sakura suggested.
"No!" Everyone shouted; the girl would probably die of happiness if she saw Sasuke Uchiha naked.
"Ooo go into Itachi's room and steal a pair of boxers." Naruto said with a hint of evil in his voice.
"Yeah, that's a good one." Kiba nodded in agreement; Ino got on the floor and look under the door, she could the raven still waiting there and smiled.
"Oi! Can you hear me?"
Sasuke looked at Naruto's room door and glared at it. "Yes I can hear you Ino." He let out a low sigh.
"Go into Itachi's room and steal a pair of clean boxers." Ino snickered and the raven groaned. Then he figured it might not be that hard.
He placed his hand on his chin and thought about it for a few seconds. 'It can't be that hard right, I mean Itachi isn't a heavy sleeper but if I keep the noise down I won't get caught.'
"Okay I'll be right back." He rushed down the hallway and walked into Itachi's room.
"He's gone." Ino shrugged, looking at her friends.
"He's really gonna do it. Man Itachi is going to kill him." Gaara stated.
"Yeah maybe we should have given him an easier task." Hinata said shyly.
"Nah, he'll be fine." Naruto waved his hand in front of his face, grinning widely.
Sasuke slowly opened up one of his older brother's drawers and looked through it, he moved things around and sucked his teeth when he couldn't fine the boxers.
'Who the hell has a separate drawer for every piece of clothing?' Sure Sasuke had a sock drawer but usually he put underwear in whatever drawer he felt like. Itachi for one had everything organized; speaking of Itachi, Sasuke didn't realize his brother was waking up.
"Shit." He mumbled digging around in another drawer but little did he know his older was staring at him.
"What are you doing?" Sasuke tensed up, he had already grabbed hold of a pair of Itachi's boxers but how was he going to explain this to his brother.
"Nii-san, I-" He turned around with black boxers in his hands; Itachi's eyes then narrowed.
"What are you doing you little pervert?!" Itachi got up out the bed but his little brother made a run for it out of the room with the pair of boxers in his hands.
"Sasuke you sick freak give me my boxers!" Itachi chased the raven down the hallway.
"Sasuke I'm gonna kill you!" Naruto and his friends could hear Itachi and Sasuke running around and knocking things over while doing so.
"Hehe!" Naruto snickered and his friends listened closely.
"You don't under stand Nii-san, I need these." Sasuke shouted back.
"Hahaha!" Kiba busted out laughing.
"You freak, I didn't think you felt that way about your older brother. That's incest you know!" Itachi growled back as he chased his little brother down the steps.
"You don't understand!"
"Hahaha!" Ino opened up the door and they all walked out into the hallway and looked over the banister.
"Please Itachi I need this, I'll return them I promise." Sasuke let out a low sigh and Itachi frowned.
"You're disgusting." Itachi spat out.
"Hahahaha!" Naruto laughed hard and Kiba chuckled. Sakura and Hinata blushed slightly and Neji tsked, standing next to Gaara who looked very amused; well only his friends could tell if he was amused by something but indeed he was.
'Door's open!' Sasuke jumped over the living room couch and ran up the steps.
"Get inside!" The bed stealers pushed passed each other and ran back into the room. Ino locked the door and leaned up against.
"Open the fuckin door!" Sasuke kicked the door, he couldn't get caught by Itachi or he'd get his ass kicked.
"Okay let him in guys." Naruto said. Ino nodded and let Sasuke in; that said Uchiha turned around and threw Itachi's boxers out into the hallway before closing the door back and locking it.
"God, that prick. What the hell was he going to do with these?" Itachi picked his boxers up off the floor and tightened his fists. 'That little perv, he's so dead.' The long haired raven walked down the hallway and walked into his room, closing the door behind him.
"You dorks were trying to get me killed?" Sasuke's eye twitched in irritation.
"It wasn't me Sasuke-kun, it was all Naruto's idea." Sakura snitched and the blond's mouth gaped as his head head snapped, looking at the pink haired girl.
"Mhhhh!" Tenten kicked the closet door from the inside and Sasuke opened it. Sai and Tenten were tied up, looking very pissed.
"You dumbasses." Sasuke kneeled down and untied the rope from around his friends and then unwrapped their mouths.
"You dorks are dead." Sai got up and brushed himself off; Tenten did the same and scowled, looking at Naruto, the one who tied her up so skillfully.
"Well you guys were stupid enough to fall for it." Kiba crossed his arms over his chest and stuck his tongue out.
"Oh yeah?" Tenten grabbed a pillow off Naruto's bed and charged for the browned hair teen, whacking him over and over, she sure was like one of the guys when it came to strength.
"Itai itai itai!" Kiba flinched, trying to block the pillow with his hands.
"Ne, since we're all here let's watch a scary movie!" Naruto cheered, flopping down on his bed. Sasuke glanced at the blond and glared at him; Naruto bowed apologetically and smiled sheepishly.
"Watch what?" Hinata asked, sitting down in front of the tv.
"Paranormal activity four." Gaara grabbed a DVD off Naruto's movie shelf and everyone nodded.
~An Hour Later~
"Why would they let that little boy into their house?" Tenten leaned up against Sai.
"The mom his fuckin retarded." Kiba spat out. He rested his head Neji's lap and Neji leaned up against Gaara.
"Ooo they twisted that guy's neck!" Hinata and Sakura flinched before covering their eyes.
"They're back…no stupid stay with your dad!" Ino sat up and moved closer to the tv.
Naruto and Sasuke for one were making out on Naruto's bed not that anyone ever noticed because they were to into the tv.
"Ahhh! Run!" The girls screamed, eating some popcorn. Kiba drunk down some soda and then licked his lips.
"Holy shit! Did you see that?" Sai jumped a little and Tenten looked at him confusingly.
Sasuke gripped the blond's silky strands and Naruto tried to keep himself from moaning out because Sasuke was rubbing his crotch and it felt…amazing. Naruto moved his body closer to the raven wrapped his arms around his neck.
"Yo, Naruto!" Kiba shouted; Everyone turned around when they heard a loud thud and Sasuke was on the floor.
"Yes?" His voice was high pitched and his face flushed.
"Itai itai itai! Dobe that hurt!" Sasuke rubbed his head and knee. He looked at the blond with a displeased expression on his face.
"Aw..Sasuke-kun are you okay?" Sakura rushed over and helped the raven up off the floor.
"I'm fine." He rubbed his bottom and Sakura blushed.
'I just touched him!' She squealed, her heart was jumping with joy.
"S-Sorry…" Naruto mumbled under his breath; Sasuke sucked his teeth.
"Oh I just wanted to say the movie ended." Kiba got up off the floor and grinned at the blond on the bed. Naruto got up and jumped up and down on the bed.
"So what do we do now?" Ino looked around and everyone was silent; Naruto tapped his finger on his chin and tilted his head to the side.
"Ah! Karaoke!" Naruto beamed, jumping off the bed.
"Ooo yeah!" The girls cheered and the boys groaned, none of them could sing and that would just be embarrassing to hear them even try.
"Yay!" Sakura smiled, clapping her hands together.
"Oh God, this is gonna suck." Sai slapped his hand on his face.
"And I'mma change your life, And don't sit on top of this dick if you're scared of heights,"
Naruto and the gang sat on the bed listening to Sai and Sasuke singing very very wrong sounding song but the beat was great. They had great voices but the words coming out of their mouths were rather…dirty and inappropriate.
"I don't like this song." Sakura whispered to Hinata and the timid girl nodded in agreement. Sasuke's body swayed back and forth to the beat while Sai did different cool poses.
"These guys are real perverts." Gaara frowned, watching the two.
"Then I turn on the lights, yeah, And look in her eyes, Girl that ***** too tight, You need a ***** massage, She got a body like a mermaid, She a plus, first aid-"
"Okay enough enough!" Naruto turned the music off; Sasuke and Sai glared at him and he blushed slightly.
"Oh come on." Sai and Sasuke looked annoyed. Naruto then slapped the two across the face.
"ITAI!" They rubbed their face.
"That song was too too disrespectful and just wrong. You two shouldn't sing songs like that." Naruto furrowed his brows and calmed down.
"Anyway no more singing. An idea just popped into my head." Naruto stated; everyone looked at him and he grinned.
"Ding dong ditch!" He chimed.
"Oh yeah!" Kiba jumped up. Of course everyone loves a game of ding dong ditch especially Kiba Inuzuka.
"Let's go!" Naruto grabbed a jacket out of his closet and everyone began getting dressed. Well all they really did was put their jackets on over their pjs.
"Ugh this dobe really comes up with stupid ideas." Sasuke walked out of the blond's room and walked across the hall to get his jacket; of course he looked out for Itachi first, he didn't know if his older would come up behind him and crack a bottle over his head.
~3 Hours Later~
"Haa, that was so funny and tiring." Naruto flopped down on his bed and everyone groaned, their legs were sore from running around so much. Not to mention some mean old man chased them around with a broom stick for an hour.
"Yeah but nobody ever opened up the door of the house that I rang." Sasuke looked pissed and propped himself up on his hands.
"You kept ringing your own house bell baka!" Naruto spat out.
Sasuke then cocked an eyebrow. "I thought that's how it goes." Sasuke rubbed his chin.
"No stupid you ring other people's bells and you should know damn well that Itachi wouldn't answer the door this late." Neji muttered under his breath.
"I'm tried." Gaara yawned and stretched.
"Should we call it a night?" Naruto looked at his friends. It was about 3:00 in the morning so of course they would all be tired.
"Yeah we're exhausted!" Sakura whined and Hinata, grabbing their sleeping bags.
"Get out you three!" Naruto's friends shouted at Sasuke, Sai and Tenten.
Tenten then choked out a gasp. "Fuck you dorks." Tenten mumbled, going out of Naruto's room door with Sai behind her.
"Can Sasuke-kun stay?" Sakura made the puppy dog face at Naruto.
"No!" Everyone else shouted; Naruto's forehead formed a sweat drop and Sasuke glared at him.
"Sorry. I'll make it up to you." Naruto whispered while his friends talked. Sasuke sighed, scratching the back of his head and then nodded. 'I promised him we'd sleep together oh I feel awful.' Naruto pouted.
"It's fine." The Uchiha ruffled his hair and Naruto smiled. Sasuke gave a palm wave before walking out the room and closing the door behind him.
"Naruto sleep with us!" The girls whined and the blond blushed. He really didn't understand why girls think he's so cute.
"Okay!" Naruto jumped in between Sakura and Kiba. Everyone already had their sleeping bags rolled out and were now getting comfortable.
"Ne Naruto-kun?" The blue eyed teen looked over at Hinata and she blushed before whispering in his ear.
"Wah! Really?!" Naruto's eyes widened. She nodded and Ino and Sakura looked at the two oddly.
"What?" The two girls moved closer to Naruto and Hinata.
"Neji and Kiba like each other." He whispered but Kiba could still hear him.
"Do not!" Kiba yelled and Neji blushed, pulling the covers over his head.
"Don't lie. That's why you two are always so close." Gaara drawled, turning over on his pillow.
"N-No you're wrong-"
"Ugh, shut up!" Neji grumbled under the covers and everyone got quiet. Neji was obviously very irritated and they if they kept talking about it he would get angry.
"Let's talk about mean teachers." Naruto suddenly frowned, hearing those words come out of Kiba's mouth. He had a lot of teachers he hated of course.
"First principle Tsundae." Sakura grunted and rolled her eyes.
"That lady is really mean. She bitches at every student for everything." Ino huffed, laying her head down on her purple pillow.
"I know right. Last time she yelled at Sasuke because he kept turning in his homework early." Their was a hint of laughter in Kiba's voice and Naruto chuckled.
"Oh not to mention Shizune-sensei." Neji muffled from under the covers. Naruto grabbed the bag of gummy worms off the dresser and tossed it around until everyone had some.
"Hey guys?" They looked at Naruto curiously.
"Do you think we'll be friends forever?" He turned on his back and looked up at the ceiling.
"Of course we will. We're the only one's who have each others backs." Gaara said not facing anyone and if Gaara said that then Naruto knew they all be close for a long time.
"Favorite actor?" Ino looked at Hinata.
"What really?" Sakura exclaimed surprisingly.
"Uh-huh." The timid girl nodded.
"Ooo me next!" Naruto beamed excitingly.
~The Next morning, 6:00am~
Sasuke, Sai and Tenten tiptoed into Naruto's room where everyone was passed out and snoring like babies.
"Shh.." Sasuke stepped in between bodies and opened tube of tooth paste. Of course Sasuke wasn't going to let the whole stealing bed thing go that easily. Sai walked towards Sakura and Ino and soon began making art on their faces with a minty tube of tooth paste.
"Ouch." Tenten stepped in between Kiba and Naruto before kneeling down and squirting tooth paste on their faces.
"Hehe!" Sasuke snickered evilly and pulled Neji's covers back slowly. He then began making art on the brunette's face, he looked over at Gaara who was sleeping and shrugged. 'I do not want to get my ass kicked today.'
When they all finished they tiptoed out the room and closed the door quietly. Everyone was literally drained; they were so tired nothing could wake them; it was actually a very adorable sight. Teens snoozing and sleeping wildly, some were clinging to each other like pillows.
Usami-sensei: I'm back!
Sasuke: Oh really, well no one missed you *growls*
Naruto: I did! I posted the chapter like you asked.
Usami-sensei: Such a good boy. Hn, why can't Sasuke be more like you.
Sasuke: shut it bitch! Review for more, oh and tell me how sexy I am *winks*