"Omg omg omg omg PERCY!"
"Omg, I'm so excited, I'm going to look SUPER CUTE!"
Annabeth had dragged Percy to the mall to do a little makeover shopping. He hated it. He didn't know why she had to bring him along.
They ran inside the nearest clothing store.
"OMG PERCY, HOW WOULD I LOOK IN THIS SHIRT?"
"OMG, OR THIS HAT? OR THESE SUNGLASSES?"
"Percy, are you alright? You look kind of bored.."
"Your skull will be my urinal. I will destroy you."
"What? Percy, that's not funny, hahaa quit being weird!"
A store associate walked over.
"Hello! Do you two lovely people need any help finding anythin-"
She wasn't allowed to finish.
Percy pulled out a small pistol and put it directly to her head.
"Do. Not. Encourage. Her."
The sales associate started crying "No, please, I didn't.. no, I'm so sorry, please let me go!"
Percy removed the gun from her head.
He then pointed it at Annabeth who had been dumbfounded into silence.
He unloaded a whole clip into Annabeth.
The sales associate ran away.
Percy walked away.
He had done the world a favor.
Annabeth just wasn't fabulous enough! :)