Hey, I'm Back, with another Hunger Games Parody! I know you guys enjoyed the first one, and the second one wasn't as good, but I think this will be the best, one yet! Please read and review, and remember, longest reviewer gets to be in the story!
LONGEST REVIEWER GETS TO BE IN THE STORY!
(sorry for all of you that had to read that twice, but some people only read the CAPS words!)
Thanks for reading and being so supportive, but I am sad. I came out with an unfunny story, and no one read it, so I took it down, that has happened twice. I just wanted to know how it was, I didn't know if it was badly written, or what, but anyway, thanks all you that did read it, but didn't review.
Once upon a time, there lived a little girl named Katniss. She lived in a small town called district 12!
WAIT, WHAT THE FISHSTICKS? WHO WROTE THIS? GET ON WITH THE STORY ALREADY!
Fine! They were going on a vacation to the Tropical Rain Forest!
"Peeta, where are we going?" Peeta said.
"Peeta, what did I say about talking to yourself?" Katniss said.
"Nevermind." Katniss said.
Just then, Cato, and Clove walked up with Glimmer. Peeta and Cato started dancing around.
"STOP DANCING! I TOLD YOU WHEN WE GOT HERE, IF YOU DANCED, I WOULDN'T LET YOU SLEEP WITH YOU BLANKY ON VACATION!"
"We better go, or we are going to miss the plane." Katniss said.
On the way to the airport in Clove's giant ugly orange van:
"Clove, your car is very very very very very very very very very very very very very.." Cato said until he got interrupted by Clove.
"WE GET IT CATO! NOW STOP SAYING HOW UGLY MY CAR IS, OR I WILL TAKE A UNICORN, AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR -!"
"Unicorns don't exist!" Katniss said.
All of a sudden, a unicorn walked out of the bushes, and licked Cato.
"Wow, that was really weird." Glimmer said.
"So, who wants to get in the ugly van now?" Katniss asked.
Everyone climbed in the car.
"HEY, I WANT TO SIT ON KATNISS!"Cato scremed.
"NO, SHE'S MINE!" Peeta yelled.
"Fine, have it your way!" Cato said, while climbing on top of Clove.
Glimmer sat in the middle.
"GUESS WHAT!" Cato said.
"What?" They all said.
"When I get to the forest, I'm going to find a wild Dakota Fanning, and eat it!" Cato said.
"Ummm... Cato, there is no Dakota Fannings in the AMAZON RAIN FOREST. And you can't eat them!" Glimmer said.
"YES THERE IS, I'VE SEEN ONE IN MY BACKYARD!" Cato yelled. "AND I CAN TO EAT THEM BECAUSE I'M A CANNIBAL!"
Then the car stopped for a rest to get gas.
All of a sudden, a wild Dakota Fanning ran out of the trees, and started running around, then Cato started chasing it.
"WHAT IS THAT? CATO, ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?" Glimmer asked.
"No, I'm dating Clove!" Cato said when he passed her while running around.
"CATO STOP RUNNING AROUND!" Clove yelled.
"See, she yells at me! Yea!" Cato said.
Just then, Peeta ran out of the store with some sort of green rock in his hands.
"What is that Peeta?" Katniss said.
"An alien egg!" Peeta said.
"Aliens don't exist! And one better not come running out of the bushes either, or I'm going home. I can't take this anymore." She said.
"Whatever, you'll see when it hatches."
"Peeta, where exactly did you find that?" Clove asked.
"The creepy old nice man behind that store counter gave it to me!" he said.
"O.k., let's get to that airport!" Katniss said.
At the airport:
"Look, THEY HAVE FANCY SOAPS IN THE BATHROOM!" Peeta screamed.
"Okay, we are going to take that away from you now!" Katniss said.
"NO YOU AIN'T." Peeta screamed.
"Ain't, Ain't a word!" Katniss yelled.
"OH, YEAH, LOOK IT UP IN THE DICTIONARY, BABY!"
Katniss pulled a dictionary out of her bag, and turned to the page of A's. She found the word Ain't.
"What the fritolies, it is in the dictionary!"
"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA WHA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" Peeta evil laughed.
Inside Peeta's head:
She thinks that she is soooooooooooo smart, well maybe she should think again. I can BLOW BUBBLES faster than her! WHA HA HA HA! Plus- hey look, it's Barney. Hey, why is he running away from me? What the hell? COME BACK NOW!, OR I WILL RIP YOUR FAKE LITTLE HEAD OFF, AND SHOVE THESES NICE SOAPS DOWN YOUR THROAT!
"Peeta? Peeta? Where are you?" Katniss called.
"Um..., Katniss, Peeta, kind off, ran off after a man in a purple shirt." Clove said.
"Why would he do that?" She asked.
"He was yelling something about Barney." Clove stated.
"WELL, WHY THE (horn blows) ARE YOU STILL STANDING HERE? YOU SHOULD HAVE CAUGHT HIM!" Katniss yelled.
Everyone in the airport went silent.
Then, Peeta appeared behind her holding a purple shirt.
"Where have you been?" Katniss asked, "And where did you get that purple shirt?"
"Oh, THIS? I locked some man in a purple shirt in a closet labeled employees only because he was impersonating Barney!" Peeta said.
"Okay, we better go get in the line." Katniss said.
In the ticket line:
"Where do you guys want to go?" Clove asked.
Cato was calm at the moment, because they bought him and Peeta ice cream cones. Wait untill those finally kick in!
Hey if you are reading this, then you have reached the end of this story! Thanks for reading, but before you go remember, longest review wins, AND don't forget to vote where you want them to go on vacation! You can choose anywhere in the world, even if it is fake, like Dino Land!
SO, send in those votes for their vacation, and longest review gets themselves in the story!