Sorry, not a chapter.
Um... Hi? I am so sorry that I have not updated until now, and am willing to stand still for various objects to be thrown. Also, only one person voted on my poll, so they are at least going the Du Weldenvarden. In other news, I am accepting ideas on where my characters will go, characters to add (temporary or permanent), places, even other books or movies... Also if I see a good prompt I might write that in my writers-block times. *hint hint* Let the chaos begin. *waits and nails self to wall for the throwing of objects*
P.S. I will remove/edit this when I have a new chapter ready.