Godzilla And Rodan Do Something Stupid

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: I thought of something. Godzilla and Rodan doing something. Yeah, that's progress.

One pleasant day on Monster Island, Godzilla and Rodan were chilling with each other, wondering what to do.

"What do you want to do?" Godzilla asked, wagging his large tail.

Rodan rubbed his chin with his left hand, then he turned his head to the left, facing Godzilla. "Wanna do something stupid?"

Godzilla's eyes lit up. "Do I?"

And so, Godzilla and Rodan decided to blast the island with their atomic breathes. Why? Because they were giant, mutated reptiles, they can do what they want.
Then, after several minutes that seemed like hours, the duo stopped, having blasted everything on the island to bits, making it completely brown.

"Man, this place looks even uglier than before," Godzilla commented, folding his arms.

Rodan rubbed the back of his head with his right wing. He then turned to his right, facing Godzilla. "Wanna do something stupider?"

Godzilla clapped his hands in glee. "Do I? Let's go raid some of the girls' panties!"

Godzilla and Rodan giggled like young schoolgirls as they headed towards the nearby island to the east, where they planned on raiding the female monsters' panties.

...Why would monsters have any underwear is beyond the physics of logic. But that doesn't matter, Godzilla and Rodan are having fun!

"Expecting something else?" Rodan stated, ending the thing on a cliffhanger. "Too Bad. Rodan Time."