Fans Make the Dark Lord Seem Good, a harry potter fanfic

Fans make the Dark Lord seem good

Anyone who isn't familiar with 'Good Girls Go Bad' by Cobra Starship, I recommend that you search for the song now before reading this (and maybe play it in the background so you can sing along) because this is a parody.

Now that you know the tune, enjoy; I'm only poking fun, no offense intended.

Fans make the Dark Lord seem-

Fans make the Dark Lord seem good

Fans make the Dark Lord seem-

Dark Lord seem good

They know your past (your past)

You were so full of stress

You were outcast (outcast)

And more than depressed

But just one heart break wouldn't be enough

You had to go and cause some more

You were so mad

So you killed your dad

Fans make the Dark Lord seem good

From the start you wanted followers not friends

You knew Dark Arts are trouble but you couldn't resist

Fans make the Dark Lord seem good

Fans make the Dark Lord seem-

Dark Lord seem good

Good

Dark Lord seem good

Good

Dark Lord seem-

You killed a girl (a girl)

Before you left school

You had no remorse (remorse)

You just wanted to rule

Killing Harry's parents was your mistake

He was born to make you die

You were out of control

Persecution; your goal

[Yet] Fans make the Dark Lord seem good

Fans make the Dark Lord seem good

From the start you wanted followers not friends

You knew Dark Arts are trouble but you couldn't resist

Fans make the Dark Lord seem good

Fans make the Dark Lord seem-

Dark Lord seem good

Good

Dark Lord seem good

Good

Dark Lord seem good

Oh Fans know that you ripped your soul because you're afraid to die

And Fans know that your victim's wrath is a good reason why

Yeah Fans know that you've tortured and killed then left your Mark above

And Fans know that you're heartless and cruel because you've never known love

[So] Fans make the Dark Lord seem good

Fans make the Dark Lord seem-

The Dark Lord seem good (yeah)

(Dark Lord seem good)

From the start you wanted followers not friends

You knew Dark Arts are trouble but you couldn't resist

[But] Fans make the Dark Lord seem good

Fans make the Dark Lord seem good

Fans make the Dark Lord seem-

Dark Lord seem good

Good

Dark Lord seem good

Good

Dark Lord seem good

J. K. Rowling: "I would like to take this opportunity to say that the practise of calling Lord Voldemort 'Voldie' must stop, as must the insistence that with a bit of therapy 'Voldie' would be a real sweetheart." [On her website (though she was joking): "Mugglenet Chatroom Uninterested in JKR's Theories"; Monday 15 March 2004]

Author's Note: Anyone know how I can get spaces between paragraphs put in? It's really beginning to bother me that I can't.