KAL: Gomen, Gomen, Gomen(sorry)!! I am so sorry for not updating in such a long, long time. Demo(but), I do have a reason!!

Kaiba: Excuses, excuses.

KAL: Be quiet! I'm trying to suck up here!!

Kaiba: O.o

KAL: Ahem! As I was saying.I have a reason. Someone (hint hint my parents) deleted all the things that I had saved on the place where I write my stories (Microsoft Word). I came on to finish writing the chapter I had started and was shocked to find they were all gone!!

Honda:

KAL: So I had a few other stories I was writing new chapters for and a few that I was going to start . . and poof! They're all gone!! I nearly cried.

Tsuki: Actually she went running to her parents room screaming at them calling them evil demons and saying that the Gods were punishing her..and then she sank to her knees and screamed at the roof of the house..

KAL: It was so wrong!! I had a whole bunch of chapters that were almost done!! I was going to please my reviewers by updating all my stories!!

Bakura: Man, it's really a shame that all those chapters had gone to waste.. .. .

Ryou: That's not what your thinking Yami. . .

Bakura: Tojikomeru!!

KAL: Whatever you say Bakura.I know what you were thinking.

Bakura:

KAL: So! Now we need to get on with the story!!

Yami: You're never going to end this are you?

KAL: Not until I'm eighty-five!! ^^

Yami:

KAL: Oh!! Yami's Girl 3000 that's a wonderful idea!! Gameboy Advanced Games!!

All:

KAL: I love my Gameboy Advanced!! Buy yours today!! ^^ Anyways we could do it on Pokémon!! I love Red!! He's so kawaii!!!

Yami: I thought I was kawaii?

KAL: You are!! But Red is so damn kawaii too!!!

Yami: Huh?

KAL: Anyway!! Let's invite Yami's Girl. . . Yami's .. . . Girl? Yami's Girl!! YAMI IS MINE!!! Mine!

YG: Hiya!! ^_^ Hiya KAL!! Yami!!!

Yami:

KAL: Yami's mine!!

YG: Nani(what)?

KAL: Yami. Is. Mine.

YG: For now he is!! Wait till I make my own story!!

KAL: Let's just start already. Yami, you're Red!!

Yami: How come I'm not surprised?

KAL: And Kaiba, of course, is Blue!

(For those of you who don't know, Red is Ash, Blue is Gary and there's a girl named Green. She's not in the show but she's a thief and she is sort of like Misty, always following Ash and Brock around.)

Kaiba: Whatever.

KAL: Bakura you can be Green!!

All except Bakura:

Bakura: Is Green a guy?

All:

Bakura: -_- It's a she isn't it?

All:

Bakura:

KAL: You Jou, can be James.

Jou: Okay.

KAL: Mai, you're Jesse.

Mai: Is she cool?

KAL: She's with James. And yes she's a lot like you.

Mai: With James? Okay.

KAL: Wow no argument? Hell must have frozen over..

Mai: I AM PERFECTLY FINE YOU BAKA!!! I WOULD HAVE LIKED TO BE ON-

KAL: Okay I get it, I get it. You're back to normal!! ^_^

Mai:

KAL: Yugi, you can be Pikachu!! ^_^ KAWAII!!! ^_^

Yugi: Heh. Heh.

KAL: Ryou you can be Brock.

Ryou: Okey dokey!!

KAL: And Anzu you're Misty.

Anzu: HAI(yes)!! I finally get to be in one!!

KAL: Don't get too excited. Oh yeah and Honda you're Giovanni.

Honda: Okay.

KAL: They don't seem too horrified of this. . . I'll have to make it as torturous as possible. Mwa hahahaha!!!

YG: What do I do?

KAL: You're the announcer trying to sell the game.

YG: Okay!

KAL: Let's get started!! Action!!!

~*~ Pokémon Gam-

Japanese Lawyer: Wait!!!

KAL: Whaaa?

Lawyer: I am here to watch you and grade you for your writing skills. And I'd just like to say that you forgot to put the copyright beside Pokémon.

KAL: Uhhh.okay.

~*~ Pokémon (copyright Satoshi Tajiri) Game~*~

Lawyer: WAIT!!

KAL: Nani?

Lawyer: If you're going to make it correct you have to say that the game is from Gameboy Advanced, which belongs to Nintendo, which is also copyrighted.

KAL: Okay then!!

~*~ Pokémon (copyright Satoshi Tajiri) Game for GameBoy Advanced (copyright Nintendo) ~*~

YG: Hello everyone! I am here to tell you all about a new game from Nintendo. It's called Pokémon Crystal (copyright Nintendo). Let's get a little sneak preview shall we?

Yami/Red: Hai. I'm starting my own Pokémon adventure!!

Lawyer: Wait!! Once again you forgot the copyright.

KAL: I have to put it in every time?

Lawyer: Of course you do!!

KAL: Okay, okay.

Yami: I don't like what I have to say.

KAL: Well too bad!!

Lawyer: Tsk, tsk. That's cast abuse!! I'll have to write that down.

KAL: Okay, okay. What's wrong with it?

Yami: Well. The way I say this makes it seem like I'm a guy. In this game you can chose to be a guy or a girl. This phrase makes it seem like the makers of Nintendo could be sexist and that could lose the publicity of the girls who like to play games from Nintendo. Also, the fact that they call it a journey when they don't really leave this country doesn't seem right. People might assume they'll get to see Pokémon from different parts of the world.

KAL: O.o So I'll change that then..

Yami: Hai. I'm going to start on my first ever Pokémon (copyright Satoshi Tajiri) adventure! And I get to choose whether I'm male or female.

Kaiba/Blue: Hey. You can't beat me you little wimp. My Pokémon (copyright Satoshi Tajiri) is stronger than yours. Wait. I don't like that phrase either.

KAL: Why not!?!

Kaiba: Well it makes me seem really evil. And according to the game I am just a young delinquent who thinks that strong Pokémon are what are needed to win in the world. Also, the way I just all of a sudden appear makes it seem like I just appeared out of nowhere. It's not right.

KAL: I'll change that too then.

Lawyer: They have a point. And also, you forgot to put a disclaimer. (KAL:Grrr..)

Kaiba: Hey Red!! You want to battle to see who has the stronger Pokémon (copyright Satoshi Tajiri)?

Yami: Bring it on!! Go Pikachu!!

Lawyer: Ahem.

KAL:

Yami: Go Pikachu (copyright Satoshi Tajiri)!!

Kaiba: Go Eevee (copyright Satoshi Tajiri)!!

Mai/Jesse: Prepare for trouble!!

Jou/James: And make it double.

(you know the rest.)

Lawyer: That should be copyright Team Rocket.

KAL: THAT'S IT!! RED PULLED OUT A KNIFE AND SO DID BLUE AND THEY ATTACKED TEAM ROCKET AND THEY DIED AND THEY LAUGHED EVILLY AND THEY BOTH GOT SENT TO A MENTAL INSTITUTION!! WHERE THEY MYSTERIOUSLY DIED!!! OKAY!!??!?

Lawyer: O.O Hai, that's fine.

Yami, Kaiba, Jou, Mai:

Honda: I have a question about my script..

KAL: ARRG!!!

Lawyer: Well..that went well.

Kaiba: Yeah thanks. I knew we'd get her good!! ^_^

Yami: It's a good way to get her. Torture her when she tries to torture us!!

Lawyer: Well I'll be taking my pay now.

Kaiba: Nice idea Jou. Even for you.

Jou: Hey!!

KAL: WHOSE FIRST?!?!

All: O.O

KAL: YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER!!! YOU'LL HAVE TO COME OUT SOME TIME!!!!!! And when that time comes..I'll get my revenge. But first I need your help!! Help me get my revenge!!

Jou: Please don't.

Bakura: We've been tortured enough!!

KAL: Time for the hunt.

Tsuki: Hmmmmm.I'd better run too.

YG: O.o Okay well I'd better leave .. .. Now.