Summary: E/O CHALLENGE. Drabble word: camp. Something weird always shows up whenever Sammy goes to summer camp. And Dean and John always show up and kill it. Two part Teen!chesters drabble fic.

A/N: Think Colin Ford and 16 year old Jensen Ackles, not Brock Kelly. Yes, I had to say that. Just so we're clear. Title of the first chapter is from the song of the same name by Queen.

Word count of each chapter: 100 below the line

Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural. This is for entertainment only, and not for profit.

Chapter 1 – and another one bites the dust…

His family tries to give him normal. Sometimes Sam wonders about that.

Summer camp, for instance.

Camp Thunder? Water witch.

Dean and John arrive.

Dead water witch.

The year after?

Camp Winnetoma. Black dog.

Here comes Dad and Dean. There goes Fido.

And now this.

"Camp Crystal Lake?" Sam bitches. "Seriously?"

John shrugs as he shoulders his shotgun. "We thought it was safe."

"Yep," Dean drawls, "the undead killer dude in the hockey mask with the machete was our first clue that it wasn't."

"Jason? Friday the 13th?" Sam shoulders his backpack as he trudges for the Impala. "Stupid movies."

Chapter 2's next.