Yo yo! I was listening to Nicki Minaj today, and I thought about "In Remembrance", where Blaire says Starscream is ungodly obsessed with her. And also... she had some Nicki lovin' with Skids and Mudflap, but I never showed her having any with Screamer. So, Screamer and Blaire friendship Nicki rappin'! But with their own words. It's ONLY from her part in "Monster", but that's the best part, no?
Oh, uh, and apparently Blaire likes to call herself L'il B. Riiiiight...
Her parts are in italics, Screamer's are in bold - except for ZIS because ZIS is my author note - and italics and bold are them together.
Get ready to sing along, fleshies!
Pull up in the monster
With my bad femme
Straight from America
Yeah, we in that Raptor
Ballin' like veloci-rappers
I could be the king
The queen help me conquer
OK, first things first, we'll eat your brains
Then we'll start rockin' gold teeth and fangs
Like Skids but he ain't a motha-fraggin' monster too
Straight outta Cybertron, tell 'em what we do
Screw your processor up, that's what we gonna do
Megatron and the 'Cons, they our monster crew
And we're all up, all up, all up in the damn Autobots' base
Are we fake? You tell me... 'cause our energon ain't!
Lemme get this straight... wait, WE'RE the rookies?
But we kill more humans than ten times required
Kill a buncha humans, got no weapons out
Our death count so high, the little femme gotta climb it!
Hotter than Miami at its finest, find it
Police-bot, let ya siren whine it, whine it
L'il B on them titties when I sign it
Got all the little mechs so one-track-minded
But really, really, we don't give a F-R-A-G
Forget L'il B, frag Starscream, th-they cheat
They always fail, but they be on a winnin' streak!
And I'll say, "Bride of Chucky is Child's Play"
Just killed a dozen humans, it's a mild day
Besides, 'ye, we won't do what they say
I think me, you, and Alice should menage Friday
Blonde hair, thick ass, give 'em whiplash
We think big, get cash, make 'em offline fast
Now look at what you just saw
This is what you live for
We're the motha-fraggin' monsters!
HOPE YOU LIKED, ALL YOU MOTHA-FRAGGIN' LITTLE MONSTERS!
Review if you do because it helps them become even MORE motha-fragging. Twice the fragging, twice the flavor! ^^