Pooh gets Smooshed

Pooh got Smooshed. It had been just a normal day. Pooh had been taking a peaceful walk. He forgot to look both ways. A car was speeding past the speed limit of 10 miles per hour. Te car ran over his penis, since he had been trying to get a penny. The second car ran over his penis again. The third one ripped it off. Pooh was now a girl. He screamed in pain. He fell over on his back and then got ran over by a car.

THE END...

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