GrayxSilver was checking his reviews. "UGGGGHHH!" He moaned. "EVERYONE'S A CRITIC!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I'M GOING TO QUIT FANFICTION BECAUSE ALL THOSE FILTHY **TCHES ARE SO DANG PICKY!" (Just so you know, I'm just joking so don't take this personally.)
"What the Dark Forest are you screaming about now!" Blossomfall screamed at him. "SHUT YOUR FACE!CAN'T YOU SEE I'M RANTING?!" "Okay. YEESH!" Blossomfall tried to go back to sleep. Dovewing and Tigerheart were making too much noise while they were mating. "WILL YOU GIVE IT A REST! I THINK YOU'VE PUSHED ENOUGH!" "It will never be enough!" Dovewing screamed. She pushed harder. "It always has to be deeper than before!"
"Stop being so dang inappropriate!" GrayxSilver screamed. "If you keep on doing this, I'll have to raise the rating up to an M!" "I will never let go of him! I need to make him mine!" (O_O) "TMI!" GrayxSilver went back to typing on his computer. "He-he. This tickles!" Tigerheart laughed. "TMI AGAIN!" GrayxSilver shook his head. "You think this is too much information," Amberpaw said. "You should have seen what Graystripe and Millie were doing last night!" "Ew…" GrayxSilver muttered. "I really don't want to know…"
Suddenly GrayxSilver had an idea on how to shut the cats up. "CHOCOLATE RAIN!" He randomly screamed. He typed it up and then it started happening. Whatever he typed, happened. "He-he! I'M KING OF THE WORLD!" Everybody looked up at him. "STOP STARING!" Everybody went back to what they were doing.
:P He-he I felt really evil and inappropriate today, so I decided to make this chapter. Please note that this fanfiction WILL be rated M for this chapter and probably some future chapters…So if you don't want to read it, it is fine. BUT PLEASE DON'T STOP READING! R&R!