So, Breaking Bad said, "Walter Jr., don't touch me there. Don't merchandise, and by merchandise I mean my genitals. We can't tamper with the Go-Go juice."
And Walter Jr. said, "Just let me plow y-your fields, Dad. I'll be gen-genitalia—gentle. I swear."
Then Skyler Whitman walked in. "WHAT THE FAMILY MATTERS ARE YOU DOIN' TO MY TIO!" yellow Skyler Whitehurst.
"Just let us cook, Skyler. Your skank hands can't contaminate the product. OUR HAVE A STANDARD, WOMAN. WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?"
So Skyler threw the unborn fetus out of her uterus onto Walter Jr.'s crotch. Everyone came a little. Absolutely everyone. Even the fetus was turned on.
Then Breaking Bad said, "But you got one thing wrong, this isn't an unborn fetus." Then the fetus exploded into a flash drive. Then Hank made a butt joke.
They got hungry so they all went to Olive Garden. But the waitress was Tuco.
Tuco said, "…" Tuco says nothing. What? You think Tuco can't think for himself?
Then Jesse Pinkleton walked in.
"YO YO YO FO SHO DO. LET'S COOK UP IN DIS BIYATCHHHHH."
So Olive Garden turned into a meth lab. Hank quit his job at the DMV to work at Macaroni Grille—I mean Olive Garden. Marie got hit by a car trying to steal its front license plate on the highway.
Then Skillet Whittle was like, "Corinthians 2:14, Breaking Bad. Reddit." Then she dropped the mic and said, "Listen to books." Then she flashed her breasts and picked up the mic and said, "This is my mic. I brought from home. I'm going to need. WHY CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT, MARIE." Then she remembered Marie was dead. Then she cry.
So Jessy Poodleson was like, "YO, BREAKING BAD, IF YOU GOTSDA THE HERP—CANCER YOU GOTSDA, YO. BIYAAAAATCH."
So Breaking Bad got a little bicurios and a little bifurious. So out of his rage he locked lips with Cap'n Cook himself.
So Jesus was like, "YO, MAN. DAT AIN'T KOSHER."
Then Jesus left and Jesse walked back in and said, "YO, WUS DA FO SHIZZLE DAT I DIZMIZZLE? BIYAAAATCH."
Then Breaking Bad said, "Oh, nothing…*winks at camera*"
Epilogue: Breaking Bad dies of cancer.
The crab not the disease. That would be stupid.