"The food is the most important part of the reception, if you don't have food you might as well not get married. Are there any types on your mind?" Isabelle circled the categorized platters, filled with food from all over the world.
"Yeah I totally agree. We should sample these. Just to be sure. You know. Make sure it's. Perfect." Po's hungry eyes scanned the food until his they met with the caramel covered marshmallows; he immediately shoved them in his mouth.
"How long is this going to take?" Tigress angrily tapped her toes against the marble floor. "I have a fitting to go to."
"As long as you pick your appetizer, entrée, and dessert then you can leave and do whatever you want."
Tigress: I have never been so annoyed in my life; I pretty much hate everyone right now. Like everyone. Including Shifu. Ok excluding Shifu cause he didn't piss me off. Yet.
"I honestly don't care about the food part of this wedding; I'm leaving that to Po."
"Yes! I love you!" Po ate more food.
Rin and Aomi skipped training and decided to stay by the Sacred Peach Tree away from everyone else. While Mei Ling and Viper were fangirling over a disastrous wedding.
"I'm honestly sick and tired of this bullshit, who screams at people for no reason every time something bad happens?" Rin let her feet dangle in the Cliffside.
"You have never been in her shoes before, you have never been proposed to, and you have never had to hold an event filled with people that expect so much of you. It looks stressful." Aomi started scratching old bark off the tree.
Aomi paused. "You know Tai Lung told me something this morning. Did you really mean the whole 'shotgun wedding' thing?"
Rin nervously turned towards her as if she'd heard a bloody scream. "What are you talking about? What did he say?"
"Well he's here if you want to ask hi-"
Rin dashed down the steps violently, completely ignoring Aomi she raced toward the hall was Shifu and Tai Lung was in middle of conversation. "It's so weird to see you two behave to each other."
"Is there a precise reason why you barged in here?" Shifu glared coldly at her, as she managed to catch her breath.
"I need to borrow him for just a moment."
"And is there a reason why you need him?" Shifu stared at her suspiciously.
"I just want to ask him something; please it'll just take a second." Rin begged.
Shifu nodded approval.
Tai Lung soon joined Rin outside the kitchen. "Aomi told me that you know something. Spill"
"Well the only thing I'm going to say is that your past actions will get you killed." Tai Lung stared into her eyes in warning.
"What the hell are you talking about? What did I do that was so wrong?"
Tai Lung didn't answer her, he just handed her a folded piece of paper. She unfolded it only to find out that wasn't what it seemed. It was a magazine. Only god knows that if Tai Lung has a magazine, something bad is going to happen.
Rin: hell no I'm not reading it now, maybe later. With a friend.
"Did you collect them?"
Tai Lung shook his head. "This, you deserve." He calmly walked away.
Rin: I screwed, and I don't even know what this is about yet.
Tigress: I'm tired, I want to go home, and sleep all day. I don't want to see Isabelle, Po, or anyone else.
Tigress lazily dragged her feet down the hall and threw herself on the bed.
"Tigress I'm starting dinner ok?" Po peeked into the room.
"Yeah, whatever." She mumbled.
"Chu! Come here I need to talk to you!" Rin yelled.
Zuko glared at him with hate. "You better not touch her."
Zuko: I hate the fact that Chu has a crush on my little sister; don't blame me for being protective.
Chu slid into Rin's room, and saw her worried face. "What happened?"
"I don't know until I open this magazine. I just need someone to calm me down if I have a sudden panic attack."
"Because I said something that might get me killed." Rin whimpered.
"Then I'll open it." Chu took the magazine from Rin and opened it; he flipped a couple pages, and then stopped dead in his tracks. "I hope you didn't say this, she's gonna kill you!"
"What? What is it?!" Chu turned the book towards her with the following heading 'Master expecting? Forced Marriage Due to Unplanned Pregnancy' with a picture of Po and Tigress. On the next page, 'Master Rin Tells Brutal Secret'
"I'm going to die. Just kill me now." Rin panicked.
"What exactly did you say to her?" Chu sincerely asked.
"I just told her that the wedding was stupid and pointless, and that she should have fun at her gunshot wedding." Rin paced back and forth.
"Calm down, there is a positive solution for this." Chu motioned Rin to calmly sit down.
"Of course there is! let's just dig a grave for me right now!"
"Or you could just apologize."
"Dinner's ready!" Po called.
"Just be yourself" Chu patted her back then left out.
Rin: if I act myself, someone is gonna get their ass whooped.
The masters surrounded the table, hovering over Po's food. "Where's Tigress?" Crane asked.
"She's coming." Viper slithered to her seat; everyone seemed unaware of the situation. All but Tai Lung, who kept sending looks at Rin.
"So how was training?"
Aomi brought Rin back into reality.
"Boring, Monkey just sat there and Zuko didn't even want to spar with me, only Chu." Crane lifted his spoon.
"And he was being extremely aggressive, almost broke my arm too." Chu creaked his tired muscles.
"Just don't touch my sister." Zuko glared. Suddenly all eyes were on her now, as if someone said something to her.
"What?" she asked.
"Don't play dumb." The voice was Tigress, who was standing on the doorway; with the magazine in her hand.
Tigress: it's embarrassing to get called out in front of people, but to have you tailor congratulate you and hand you a magazine with embarrassing shit in it. I'm going to choke a bitch.
"You know this shit is everywhere?" Tigress growled.
Tai Lung stood in front of Tigress to prevent a female brawl.
"No I didn't know that." Rin stood up.
"Why would you say that, was it out of spite? I can't believe you would talk shit behind my back!" Tigress tried to get over Tai Lung's massive body.
"Bitch I said that shit to your face! Someone just heard me say it and reported it. Don't twist anything." Rin walked over to Tai Lung and yelled at Tigress over his shoulder.
"Wow, dinner and a show?" Monkey joked.
"I want an apology. Now" Tigress sneered.
"Ok, I'm sorry you can't handle a tiny little rumor, and that you blasted it out of proportion." Rin smirked.
Tigress reached for a vase to throw at Rin, while pretty much every man in the room held her back.
"Don't worry guys; it's just her hormones acting up." Rin smiled and walked past the bundle of struggling masters as Tigress cursed in Chinese.