"Ladies and gentle men, welcome back to," Dramatic pause,"Dance To Sing!"

The turtles were blinded by a huge spotlight and deafend by the roaor of a huge crowd. Mikey stared wide eyed at the laser lights flashing- music pumping. They were on a huge stage that looked like something off of Dancing With The Stars with a mix of American Idol.

A short chubby man walked out onto the stage with a tall blonde wearing a short red sparkly dress with matching heels. He had a microphone in his hand and waved to the crowd. Signs flashed Apluase and the audience obeyed.

"Good evening folks! Today we have a speacial treat for you tonight!" He gestured to the guys."In this corner we have the strange, the exotic, the just plain wierd turtles!"

The crowd cheered and some even held up odd signs with the guys faces glued on them. The woman next to him snatched up the microphone.

"And in this corner we have the handsome, strong, and talented Ligh!" The spot light hit on Ligh and the crowed went wild. Wolf whistles sounded along with many swooning ladies.

Raph raised an eyeridge."What the **** is this?" He blinked."Wait I can't say ****? ***** stupid ****! What the **** is goin' on!?"

The chubby man grabbed the mic and smiled at the turtles."Excellent question! We would love to enlighten you all!"

Suddenly a paino appeared and the man smiled as he sang,"Let me entertain you! Let me make you smile!" A top hat and a cain appeared and he started to dance."Let me do a few tricks!"

He threw his top hat into the air and spun it around on his cain."Some old and then some new tricks! I'm very versatile."

the host threw the cain and top hat to the lady. She caught the cain and the tophat landed on her head neatly."And if you're real good," She winked at the boys,"I'll make you feel good!" She held the cain out in front of her and spun around."I want your spirits too fine!"

She stoped in a pose where she pointed to the host. The lights went out and the music slowed down a little. The spot light turned on to show the man at the top of some really tall stairs that were not there before.

The top hat was tilted forward a bit and held his cain under his arm."So let me entertain you!"

Another spotlight turned on and showed the woman in the same pose- with her own hat and cain."And we'll have a real good time!"

The music turned jazzy and picked up the tempo. The tempo picked up so did their pace in walking down the stairs- doing high kicks can-can.

The man yelled,"Yes sir!"

They sung the line together getting closer to the bottom the steps,"We'll have a real good time!"

The lady and man jumped down and each put their arms around two turtles and brought them into the awkward dance."And if you're real good, I'll make you feel good! I want your spirits to climb!"

They spun them around."Let me entertain you," They let loose and let the turltes fly out in a dizzy circle."And. We'll. Have. A. Real. Good. Tiiiiiiiiiime!"

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"Wow...I'm starting to feel sorry for the guys." Alex remarked.

The tv went to an odd comercail break after Ligh won the race. Ashton could hardly believe what she was seeing. The guys were now in America's number one stupidest show ever made.

Emma raised an eyebrow."What the hell is this?"

"It's kind of like a mix of American ideal and So You Think You Can Dance- only in a game show version. Loser gets pied in the face and booed off stage. By the looks of things it seems like Ligh is going to go for the battle approach."

Alex frowned."Do you actually watch this crap?"

"No. I just come acrossed it when I was trying to find the news." She shivered."Not a pleasent memory."

Emma leaned against the couch and propped her feet up on the glass top coffee table."Well this is going to be interesting."

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"No! I refuse! No way in **** am I gonna do this!"

Mikey and Don were trying to hold Raph back from walking off stage. Once the song was over he tried to make a break for it. Leo had his arms crossed and gave his brother a hard look.

"Oh no you don't. We are finishing this- so suck it up little brother."

The lady smiled into the mic."Our first contestant is none other then Ligh!"

Leo looked over towards the stage and back at his brothers."This our chance to come up with something."

The lights dimmed down to a blue blacklight. Music started playing and a fog machine was turned on. A spotlight turned on and revealed a siluate of Ligh. He started moving his hips to the music and spun out of from behind the screen. He was dressed like a gangster- baggy black pants that hung low at his hips a gray hood with hat underneath and a pair of old nikes.

(Ginuwine-PONY)(A.N) Picture Magic Mike ;)

I'm just a bachelor, I'm lookin' for a partner

Someone who knows how to ride without even fallin' off

The guys eyes widend when Ligh started moving. His hips flexed and every girl in the place went crazy. He slowly stripped off his jacket.

Gotta be compatible takes me to my limits

Girl when I break you off, I promise that you won't wanna get off

Ligh's dance was sensual and provacotive. His voice was surprisingly great! The whole mood was just HOT.

Raph raised an eyeridge."Ok, any of you guys have any ideas on how we beat THAT?"

Don frowned."Sorry but there's no way I'm going to go on stage and embarass myself."

Leo smirked."Guys we can do this! Remember when we were younger?"

Mikey grinned."You thinking what I'm thinking?"

Don's eyes widend and a smile formed on his lips."If he's thinking what I think you're thinking.."

Raph groaned- already knowing what was going on."If he's thinkin' what you think he's thinkin' then I don' think we should be thinkin'."

If you're horny, lets do it

Ride it, my pony

My saddle's waitin'

Come and jump on it

If you're horny, lets do it

Ride it, my pony

My saddle's waitin'

Come and jump on it

Ashton covered her eyes and muttered,"I have a boyfriend...I have a boyfriend...I have a boyfriend!"

Alex could not take her eyes off the screen. Her mouth hung open and a small blush rose upon her cheeks.

Emma frowned and pointed to the screen."Is it just me or does his tan look fake?"

"Who cares?! The dude is H.O.T." Alex was starting to drool a little.

Sittin' here flossin', peepin' your steelo

Just once if I had the chance, the things I would do to you

You and your body, every single portion

Send chills up and down your spine, juices flowin' down your thigh

He sunk down to his knees and rode down on the floor. However, while the crowd was watching the "peep show", the turtles were plotting a sure winner!

If you're horny, lets do it

Ride it, my pony

My saddle's waitin'

Come and jump on it

If you're horny, lets do it

Ride it, my pony

My saddle's waitin'

Come and jump on it

If we're gonna get nasty baby first we'll show and tell

Till I reach your pony tail

(OH)

Lurk all over and through you baby

Until we reach the stream

You'll be on my jockey team

(Ooh)

Suddenly some girls wearing some gangster outfits jumped out on stage and started to join in on dancing. Some of them slowly jirating.

If you're horny, lets do it

Ride it, my pony

My saddle's waitin'

Come on and jump on it

If you're horny, lets do it

Ride it, my pony

My saddles waitin'

Come on and jump on it

If you're horny, lets do it

Ride it, my pony

My saddle's waitin'

Come on and jump on it

If you're horny, lets do it

Ride it, my pony

My saddle's waitin'

Come on and jump on it

Ashton peeked through her fingers,"Eeeep!" She instantly covered her eyes back up."I have a boyfriend!"

Emma and Alex both raised an eyebrow,"Alright Ash...We get your point..."

If you're horny, lets do it

Ride it, my pony

My saddle's waitin'

Come on and jump on it

Ride it

Ride it

The crowd erupted into a huge applause. Some women in the crowd even went as far as to throw some under garments on stage. The hostess and host walked out on stage- all smiles.

The hostess fanned herself,"I think I speak for everyone in here that that you were on fire!" Cheers of agreement spread through the crowd.

The host smiled and shoved in front of his hostess."Yes, now lets see what our judges have to say!"

The spot light turned over towards a panel with four people. A bulky black man with grill in his teeth and wearing sunglasses had the name: Andy Lurksman in front of his buzzer. Next to him was a man in a ten gallon hat with long dreds and looked like the whitest boy you would ever meet- Keith Suburb. Two women- one who was all fro and had an 80s look going on, Minnie Minai, and one who had on a little black dress and huge loop ear rings, Carey Miriah.

Andy smiled, showing off his grill,"Yo dog..I feel ya. You got this whole male domination thing and the ladys love dat dude!" Girly shrieks concured."Unfortunately, I don't think yer the 'it' in my book- so I'm givin' you a five."

The crowd booed and threw some rotten fruit at Randy.

"I disagree!" Minnie snapped her fingers at him and grinned."Abes of steel, you is fine on spaghetti on rai! I give you a ten!"

Carey rolled her eyes and waited for the support yelling died down."You have talent Ligh..but baby I just don't feel the love. It's a five for me."

Keith paused after the 'Awwws' from the crowd."Well partner you have a voice and you can dance like my unlce Stan after a few beers." There was an awkward silence and Ligh raised an eyebrow at his statment. Keith blushed."Never mind...Ten!"

The crowd went wild.

The hostess smiled brightly,"Ligh just set the bar of this competition at thirty points! Up next is the turltes! Will they win? Lets find out!"

Like before the lights dimmed down. Strob lights turned on and went with the beat of the music. One by one the stage lights revealed each turtle dressed in sweats in their recognized colors- with a white strip going down the sides and all four had on slick, black pair of shades.

Mikey went first and started to rap- all while pulling out some moves. (Ninja Rap- Vanilla Ice)

YO! It's the green machine- Gonna roock the town without bein' seen

Have you ever seen a turtle get donw?- Slammin' and jammin' to the new swing sound

Emma laughed,"No way!"

Alex and Ashton smiled,"Ninja style!"

Yeah everybody let's move- Michelangelo is here with a new Jack Groove

Gonna rock and roll the place- With the power of the ninja turtle bass

Mikey pointed towards Leo- his three brothers already using their ninja skills to dance.

Leo my man, ya now I'm not playin'- Devistate the show while the turtles are sayin':

The four brothers lined up and started a chain reaction. Leo, Raph, and Don joined in on the chorus.

Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja RAP!

GO GO GO GO

Go ninja, Go ninja, GO; Go ninja, Go ninja, GO

Go ninja, Go ninja, GO; Go ninja, Go ninja, GO

GO GO GO GO

Lyrics, fill in the gap- Drop that bass and get the NINJA RAP

Raph smirked and took over the rap.

Just feel it, if ya know what I mean- Give it up for the heros in green

Just flowin', smooth with power- Kickin' it up hour after hour

Cause in this life there is only one winner- You better aim straight so you can

Leo jumped in front and spatted.

Hit the sinner

In it to win it with a team of four- Ninja Turtles that you gotta adore

It's the:

Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!

GO GO GO GO

Go ninja, Go ninja, GO; Go ninja, Go ninja, GO

Go ninja, Go ninja, GO; Go, ninja, Go ning, GO

GO GO GO GO

Don back flipped and took over- his brother linned up behind him and mimiced a wave. The crowds cheers went louder and had a few dancing.

Villians, you better run and hide- Becouse one day you might not slide

So choose your weapon don't slip-

Donatello's in control with a flex of a mic grip

The guys had their weapons out now and started to "fight". Donnie had Mikey- who took over the rap and Leo had Raph.

Rockin' the crowd the way it should be rocked-

With the Miami drop that you like alot

You know it's hittin' like a Ninja Turtle, when your bass kicks in-

You better check your level

The power of the ninja is strong- Fightin' off crooks 'till they're all cold gone

The guys stopped and were in a line again and Mikey started the line dance.

Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja RAP!

GO GO GO GO

Go ninja, Go ninja, GO; Go ninja, Go ninja, GO

Go ninja, Go ninja, GO; Go ninja, Go ninja, GO

GO GO GO GO

Ice Ice Ice

Ashton, Alex, and Emma all laughed as they started to dance in front of the television screen. All yelling,"Go, NINJA, GO!"

Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP! Ninja, Ninja, RAP!

GO GO GO GO

Go ninja, Go ninja, GO; Go ninja, Go ninja, GO

Go ninja, Go ninja, GO; Go ninja, Go ninja, GO

GO GO GO GO

The guys stopped and posed. Their chests heaving up and down with exhaustion. The crowd went nuts and even gave them a standing movation. The judges even stood up clapping. Ligh had his arms crossed and looked pissed (to Leo's satisfaction).

The host went up and cried,"Amazing! Simply incredible! What do you guys think?" Gesturing to the judges.

Carey smiled,"Green is the new chice! You four get a TEN!"

Minnie grinned and bobbed her head back and forth."My four Grean Beans are too cute! TEN!"

Keith smiled his devil-air smile (that made many women in the audience faint)."I tip my hat to you four reptiles! TEN!"

Andy frowned,"I have ta say that turtles are not my favorite animals-" The crowed booed and Ligh smirked."Now hold up! Hold up!" Silence."I mean ta say dogs, that I hate turtles unless they can rap and dance like you four fools! TEN!"

The guys high-fived, er, high-threed each other and smiled ruefully at Ligh.

Mikey laughed and started to dance singing,"T.M.N.T. What you get is what you see!"

Raph rolled his eyes but held his smile enjoying the high of winning.

Leo smirked and glared at Ligh."One to One. You better watch out becouse the turtles are gonna kick your ass!"

Ligh smiled,"There's two more rounds left! You might be lucky this time but the next round is all mine!"

(A.N) I had fun writing this one...I watched the vid. of TMNT 2 to get in the mood xD lol Sry about some of the dance stuff- I am not so great on dancing descriptions so I hope you guys can use this new thing called IMAGINATION! lol ;P

Me:*dances* Go ninja, Go ninja, GO!

Ligh:*rolls eyes* Who ever wrote that song is probably turning over in his grave right now..

Me:*pokes Ligh* Hey you're just mad becouse you lost this round!

Ligh: What ever..

Me:*smirks* TMNT are not mine!

Ligh:*smiles* Please Review!