A/N. First songfic! Spoof of Katy Perry's California girls. Read, Review, and Enjoy on my sillyness! And, I know, the end is a little rough and I skipped a verse.

Oregon Girls

I know a place

Where the weather is really wetter

Cold, wet and scary.

There must be something in the bushes.

Sippin' beer and cocoa

Laying underneath the snowbank.

The boys, cock their shotguns

Try'na creep a little sneak peak

At elk!

You could travel the world

But nothing comes close to the Sasquatch coast!

Once you party with us!

You'll be fallin' in love

Oh oh oh ohhhh!

Oregon girls we're unforgettable

Daisy dukes Parkas on top!

Sun deprived skin

So cold we'll freeze your popsicle

Oh oh oh ohhhhh!

Oregon girls we're undeniable

Weird, fresh, crazy

We got it in a box!

Duck and beavers represent, now put your hands up!

Oh oh oh ohhh!

Bears, on the playgrounds

We love dirt in our sandles

We fre-e-ak in my tent

John Tesh on the radio.

You could travel the world!

But nothing comes close to the Sasquatch coast!

Once you party with us

You'll be fallin' in love

Oh oh oh ohhhhh!

Oregon girls we're unforgettable

Daisy dukes parkas on top

Sun deprived skin

So cold we'll freeze your popsicle

Oh oh oh ohhh!

Weird, fresh, crazy

We got it in a box!

Ducks, beavers represent, now put your hands up!

Oh oh oh ohhhh!

Toned, pale, fit and ready

Turn it off cos' it's gettin scary.

Wild, wild, sasquatch coast

These are the girls that work the most

I mean the ones,

I mean like she's the one.

Employ her,

House her,

Pay her daily.

The girls a freak, she rides a horse

And lives in the forest.

I'm okay,

I will play,

I love the rain,

Just like I love the Ducks!

Hood River

and La Grande

All day is everything!

Oregon girls, we're unforgettable

Daisy Dukes, parkas on top

Sun deprived skin

So cold it will freeze your popsicle

Oh oh oh ohhhhh!

Oregon girls, we're undeniable

Weird, fresh, crazy

We got it in a box

Ducks and beavers represent, now put your hands up!

Oh oh oh ohhh!

It was lame... I know. Read and review? :D