Lol. I had this idea for a while.
"Excellent." The evil Sith Lord, Brain spoke as he sat with Nolan in his control room. "With the Dimension Traveler enabled, and my villains ready… it is time to execute Order 66."
"Um, Brain, if you don't mind my asking… what were the other 65 orders?" Nolan asked.
"Ahh. A very good question, Nolan. Allow me to explain. Monsieur Mallah, if you please?"
The Brain's loyal gorilla assistant grabbed a violin and its stick, placing both in Brain's mechanical tentacles. The ape then pulled out a harmonica and blew a short note. He then grabbed a horn and blew into it.
"OHHHH…" The Brain began playing his violin and started to sing and dance.
Get my villains up top notch
Punch a cripple in the crotch
Pledge false loyalty to a Dark Master!
I sense Nolan in The Force
Kill his father, of course
Help a boy in the operatives a little faster!
Mallah blew in his horn again, and Brain continued.
Start spyin' on Nolan
To get his quest rollin'
Send Teen Tornado to hit Sector Q!
Have some help from Prom Queen
Let Nolan show him that he's mean
And now that sector has accepted you!
Spotlights shown on Nolan just then, the boy giving a confused look as applause sounded.
Someone wants to be a 'prentice
Make him like a praying mantis
As he hunts and kills poor ol' Corey Sanderson!
Now it's time to hunt Figure
'fore he pulls another trigger
But sadly, Nolan fails as he gets a-way!
Bring him back to base
Tear him up, feet to face
And send Madame Rouge to kill a friend!
Noley HATES decommissioning
Get him ready for commissioning
And let the loyal ops go on and change his end!
Mallah's horn was blown once again as Brain wrapped a tentacle around Nolan, continuing to strum his violin.
Turn the loyal operative to the Dark Side.
Pair him with a goth chick
And burn a raccoon's hide.
Aliens are a cad
Hey, Dani, meet Chad
Follow Emmy Matthews and ensure her death!
The trumpet was blown again. Before Nolan's eyes, an entire stage opened up as various Stormtroopers danced around the area and played instruments to Brain's song. The Brain also grabbed Nolan and began dancing with him as he and all the Stormtroopers continued the song.
Time to go hunt Kami
Maybe make a little Jami
Ask the help of Cad Bane and Aurra Sing!
Hunt revenge in the city
Kweeby needs a little pity
Now let us battle in the base before blowing it up!
A simulation was seen of a Stormtrooper pressing a pump, causing the previous Brotherhood Base to erupt in an explosion.
In Number 34, we finally hunt the Firstborn
Too bad all those Planks just had you torn!
Trapped on Planet Vaporia
Not a pleasant euphoria
Until you fall asleep, then you fight Darth Maul!
Now the quest is ending
End of heroes is impending
As you reenter KND and learn of good, young me!
Now let's frame you for betrayal
Now kick all the heroes' tail
And then revert back to my young self with old Jirachi!
A simulation was shown of Brain reverting back to Revan Bane Sidious.
Nolan studied and counted his fingers before speaking, "That's only 42."
"Yes. We decided to add some for the other universe." Brain said.
Make a whole new series
That has not a happy ending
And start a Civil War between Pat & Fanny!
Set you up with a new date
This psycho isn't your mate
All these judges are unfair as they're filled with hate!
No one likes the freaks
Legion's nightmare toxin leaks
Now your childhood is ending for a brand new life!
The trumpet sounded once again.
Wesley Dodds is gone
Now it's time to move on
As the new superhero out fighting crime!
'Course, some of them were friends
But when it comes to dating, you just haven't the time!
But right behind your back, Kayla plans an attack
And then we befriend a witch-wannabe girl!
Bob Johnson is a killer
All want Sandman in a driller
Benedict Uno becomes pres-i-dent!
Now it's time to kill Bob
Matt is right there on the job
And then The Society kicks him out!
Let Dillon live longer
Let us name him Monger
We'll let Sandman blow the crazy right out of his head!
Ben has one last final plan
'fore the part that is grand
Time to make Kayla Valera kill Sandman dead!
The final note strummed loudly as the scene played of Nolan/Sandman falling to his death after being shot.
"Ummm…" Nolan could only stare confusedly.
The Brain sighed. "I will send you a PM once this is finished."
"If… it's too much trouble… don't worry about it." With that, the two rolled into the audience chamber.
Lol. This took me a while to think up. So yeah, basically it's a parody of Robot Chicken Star Wars, when Palpatine sang this same song to Anakin. It basically sums up nearly all the events relating to Nolan or Brain. Try and figure out what each Order references. :P Later.