(SUNDAY, 12th February 2012)
What should I eat for breakfast?
I said you'd be back!
Shut up and answer my question.
Okay, okay! What do you usually eat for breakfast?
Vegemite on toast
Isn't vegemite Australian?
Are you Australian?
Yeah I am, but I don't live there anymore :(
Where do you live now?
I can't tell you
You could come find me and slit my throat then bake me into a pie.
Sweeney Todd! Geez, do you know anything?
Oh. I know everything!... Except that
And my name, age and where I live.
Yes, well, that's because you won't tell me
Do you want me to tell you something?
Sweeney Todd is my favourite movie and musical.
Well, that's good to know but I thought you were gonna tell me your age or something
So you like musicals?
I sure do. What about you?
Yeah, I've been in a couple
Anything I would have heard of?
I don't know, it's mainly just stuff from college
Oh okay, sounds cool.
Now can you tell me where you live? Like what state or something? I promise I won't make you into a pie
I don't know... Why do you want to know? You don't even know me
But I kinda feel like I know you. You're a girl that's over 18, is Australian, eats Vegemite and likes musicals, especially Sweeney Todd. All I need to know now is your name and where you live.
I'm not a stalker! You told me all of those things.
But you remembered them...
I have a good memory
Sure you do. I'll tell you my name and where I live when I know more about you.
What do you want to know?
Umm...what's your favourite colour?
Somewhere between violet and magenta. What about you?
That was very specific for a guy... Are you gay?
Oh and I like purple
No, I'm not gay
Okay, but what do you have against gay people?
Nothing, I just don't want you to think that I'm gay
Why? Because you're hoping to get into my pants?
I don't even know you
Okay. I gotta go do some stuff, talk to ya later
Who said I wanna talk to you later?
~Whispers~ Are you awake?
~Whispers~ Yeah, what do you want? And why are we whispering?
Nothing, I'm just bored. We're not whispering?
Oh, so you have no life
I never said that
If you had a life then you wouldn't be bored
My friends just left my place, so now I'm bored
Go to sleep then. It is night time where you are?
I don't wanna go to sleep. And yes it is
You're like a little kid
No I'm not!
Well... Play a video game! Do you like video games?
I love them! Do you?
I like them
Like? You either love them or you hate them
Fine then, I love them
I thought you were about to say that you hate them! Thank God you didn't
I play them all the time, but right now I'm sleepy, night x
I play them all the time too! Goodnight. A kiss hey? Getting serious are we?
In your dreams, stalker