(SUNDAY, 12th February 2012)

(9:19am)
What should I eat for breakfast?

(9:20am)
I said you'd be back!

(9:20am)
Shut up and answer my question.

(9:21am)
Okay, okay! What do you usually eat for breakfast?

(9:22am)
Vegemite on toast

(9:23am)
Isn't vegemite Australian?

(9:23am)
Yep.

(9:24am)
Are you Australian?

(9:25am)
Yeah I am, but I don't live there anymore :(

(9:26am)
Where do you live now?

(9:26am)
I can't tell you

(9:27am)
Why not?

(9:28am)
You could come find me and slit my throat then bake me into a pie.

(9:28am)
What?

(9:29am)
Sweeney Todd! Geez, do you know anything?

(9:30am)
Oh. I know everything!... Except that

(9:30am)
And my name, age and where I live.

(9:31am)
Yes, well, that's because you won't tell me

(9:33am)
Do you want me to tell you something?

(9:33am)
Yes

(9:34am)
Sweeney Todd is my favourite movie and musical.

(9:35am)
Well, that's good to know but I thought you were gonna tell me your age or something

(9:35am)
Nope

(9:37am)
So you like musicals?

(9:38am)
I sure do. What about you?

(9:39am)
Yeah, I've been in a couple

(9:39am)
Anything I would have heard of?

(9:40am)
I don't know, it's mainly just stuff from college

(9:40am)
Oh okay, sounds cool.

(9:43am)
Now can you tell me where you live? Like what state or something? I promise I won't make you into a pie

(9:45am)
I don't know... Why do you want to know? You don't even know me

(9:46am)
But I kinda feel like I know you. You're a girl that's over 18, is Australian, eats Vegemite and likes musicals, especially Sweeney Todd. All I need to know now is your name and where you live.

(9:48am)
Stalker

(9:48am)
I'm not a stalker! You told me all of those things.

(9:49am)
But you remembered them...

(9:50am)
I have a good memory

(9:51am)
Sure you do. I'll tell you my name and where I live when I know more about you.

(9:51am)
What do you want to know?

(9:52am)
Umm...what's your favourite colour?

(9:53am)
Somewhere between violet and magenta. What about you?

(9:54am)
That was very specific for a guy... Are you gay?
Oh and I like purple

(9:54am)
No, I'm not gay

(9:55am)
Alright, whatever.

(9:56am)
I'm not

(9:57am)
Okay, but what do you have against gay people?

(9:57am)
Nothing, I just don't want you to think that I'm gay

(9:58am)
Why? Because you're hoping to get into my pants?

(9:59am)
I don't even know you

(9:59am)
Okay. I gotta go do some stuff, talk to ya later

(10:00am)
Who said I wanna talk to you later?

(10:01am)
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee

(10:36pm)
~Whispers~ Are you awake?

(10:38pm)
~Whispers~ Yeah, what do you want? And why are we whispering?

(10:39pm)
Nothing, I'm just bored. We're not whispering?

(10:40pm)
Oh, so you have no life

(10:40pm)
I never said that

(10:41pm)
If you had a life then you wouldn't be bored

(10:41pm)
My friends just left my place, so now I'm bored

(10:42pm)
Go to sleep then. It is night time where you are?

(10:42pm)
I don't wanna go to sleep. And yes it is

(10:43pm)
You're like a little kid

(10:43pm)
No I'm not!

(10:44pm)
Well... Play a video game! Do you like video games?

(10:44pm)
I love them! Do you?

(10:45pm)
I like them

(10:45pm)
Like? You either love them or you hate them

(10:46am)
Fine then, I love them

(10:46pm)
I thought you were about to say that you hate them! Thank God you didn't

(10:47pm)
I play them all the time, but right now I'm sleepy, night x

(10:47pm)
I play them all the time too! Goodnight. A kiss hey? Getting serious are we?

(10:48pm)
In your dreams, stalker