I found this thing in an old backup file on my computer ...
If you like, please let me know ...
I greet you so much ...
(Obviously I do not own the characters of Harry Potter or Spongebob... nor Pat... not the other ones... You know the owners already: the marine biologist Stephen Hillenburg, the tv network Nickelodeon, JK Rowling, the Warner Bros...)
"SpongeBob - Harry Potter : The Movie"...!
Remember the great finale of "SpongeBob - The Movie"? SpongeBob turned in a rock guitar wielding wizard and realized many magic, defeating Plankton, the villain of the story.
* SpongeBob's big face smiling refills your screen *
(piercing voice) This film is to-tal-ly new!
Just for you: the trailer!
Bikini Bottom, bottom of the sea.
SpongeBob: "Look ... a drowned owl!"
Pat: "A drowned owl in the sea! We could make it a song! Ha ah ah!"
SpongeBob: "Ha ha ha!"
Owl: "Bloob ... bloob ... bloobb ..."
SpongeBob: "Has he an envelope? He's a mail-owl!"
Pat: "But that envelope bears your name!"
SpongeBob: "Let's see... let's see... let's see... let's see... let's see...
School of Witchcraft and Wizardry... of Hooooooooooo-gwartssss..."
Pat: "And what does it say?"
"I cannot read it! It's written in Gothic!"
SpongeBob waves the sheet with eyes full of tears.
A few days later, at Hogwarts...
McGonagall: "A sponge?"
Snape: "A starfish?"
The two together: "What kind of students does the Ministry send?"
Minister of Magic (floating in his office before an angry god Neptune):
"Bloob bloob... bloob..."
And now, the scene that you all have been waiting for years:
… Voldemort versus SpongeBob!
Voldemort: "Dirty Mugblood ..."
SpongeBob (with a huge smile): "But I do not have it, the blood! Don't you know? I am a Porifera! Ahahah! "
* Booming Music *
Voldemort against SpongeBob! The Epic Battle!
* Roll of drums *
The curse strikes SpongeBob in full ... and it does not do anything.
SpongeBob: "Hey, it's true! I don't have the nervous system! Oh oh oh oh..."
Voldemort: "All right! * Grrrr * Imperius!"
SpongeBob (eyes wide open): "... Dunno?" (The Imperius curse gets lost vainly trying to find the brain of S. and after long agony dies).
Voldemort (roaring): "You asked for it, stupid sea creature... Avada Kevadra!"
SpongeBob (got hit by a green flash): "Aaaaaah! The Unforgivable Cuuuuuuuuuuuurse!"
Voldemort: "Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!"
SpongeBob (hysterical, shining green light): "Aaaaaaaah! The spell that kills and neeveer faaaiiiIIIIIIiiillls..."
(he continues to sparkling green from all sides while writhing horribly, putting his foot in his mouth and a finger in the nose and doing two somersaults).
Voldemort: "Ah, ah, ah, … ah... ah..."
SpongeBob (more and more writhing): "AH! EH! IH! OH! UH!"
Voldemort: "… Ah… ah…"
SpongeBob: "AAAAAAHHHHH..." (stops shaking and closes his eyes)
SpongeBob (standing up suddenly, with a broad smile wide wide): "Do it again?"
* Drum Roll *
Voldemort vs. SpongeBob! The Final Battle!
Coming soon to all the screens!
Next trailer: "Dementors at Bikini Bottoms!"
Coming soon to all your screens!
That's all folks!
(Original story by Ghunzatrox, Signore Dell'Ato Scuro).