Caesar Saladman sat in his chair, and grabbed his script.
"Hello, citizens! This is the amazing Caesar Saladman, here to introduce this SYOT! Usually, the Author himself would introduce it, but, that would break the site rules, and we don't want that! Also, I'm getting paid! Everyone wins!" Someone then walked up to Caesar, whispered to him, then left.
"Oh well..." Caesar said, disappointed, "Anyway, you can look at David Noklevername, the author, account page for the character submission sheet! Hopefully, he'll get the spots filled in quickly!" He said with a smile, "Well, I'm off to do my Heath Ledger impression!"
Caesar left. Hopefully you submit a character before you realize this ending is stupid.