Summary: Ritsu is the ruler of Antarctica. What will happen when other people come to take over?
I have an older version of this story posted on my awesome friend Emiko's blog. But this website isn't letting me post links, so if anyone knows how to post links, PM me please.
Disclaimers: I do not own Shugo Chara, K-ON or Hetalia. And by the way, this version is nothing like the old version. Well, except for the ending.
Ritsu heard a knock on her door. "Who is it?" she called.
"It is I, THE KING OF THE WORLD!" said a voice that sounded like that of an 11 year old boy named Tadase, who apparently thought that he ruled the world.
"Whatever. Come in."
Tadase walked into Ritsu's palace, and then started ranting about how Antarctica was his and not Ritsu's. This was aggravating Ritsu very much, so she called in the guards to take Tadase away.
Said guards happened to be Yui and Mugi.
"You can't do this!" Tadase yelled as he was being dragged away by Yui and Mugi, "I'm the king of the world!"
"Don't worry!" Yui said, "We'll give you cake!"
"Fruit cake," Mugi added, "served with tea and cookies!"
After Tadase was gone, Ritsu started thinking, "What if someone else decides to challenge me? Someone bigger and stronger who won't be that easy to take down? What will I do then?"
And then the door broke down.
"Is this the Tainaka palace?" asked a person with a heavy Russian accent.
"Yeah..." Ritsu said, "What do you want?"
"I am Ivan Braginski of Russia. If you do not hand over Antarctica to me, my troops will fully invade your kingdom. Or queendom. Or whatever you call it."
Ritsu stared at Ivan for a while. Then she asked, "Are you trying to declare war? 'Cause if you are, I'm ready for a fight."
"So you don't want to do this peacefully? That is fine by me." Ivan said, "My troops are ready to invade."
"And my army is ready to fight you."
"Ritsu!" someone yelled. "Ritsu! Get up!"
"I am up!" Ritsu yelled. She sat up and saw that she wasn't in her palace Antarctica, she was in her bedroom. "So it was all a dream?!" Ritsu thought out loud.
"What was a dream?" Satoshi asked.
"Wasn't I about to fight with a Russian guy who wanted to take Antarctica away from me?!" Ritsu yelled, and fell back asleep to dream more about her reign of the South Pole.
I bet you weren't expecting that. Or maybe you were if you bothered to read the older version. So technically, this isn't a crackfic since it was all Ritsu's dream.
Yes, this is poorly written, but it is better than the older version I wrote. Or at least that's what I think.