I can't believe how strong minded Peach is! I had to use my hypnosis powers on her twice. Why wasn't she as eager to marry Bowser as she should be? Bowser was more than happy to marry Peach. I guess that relationship was one-sided. Hmm... I suppose my relationship with the count is one-sided too. Now I feel sorry for Bowser because I know what it's like when you love someone but they don't love you back. Although, kidnapping the princess and holding her hostage all the time probably isn't the best plan either. Oh well, it doesn't matter now. We've called the Chaos Heart and now the destruction of all worlds has begun. Well, I have to get back to work. Bye for now.