Once Upon a time there was an armadillo named Shalikazoomba, but everyone just called him Shalikazoomba. He was very special because he could hit people with cats. One day he got ran over by a car and got a HUGE gap in his middle. He died because his organs were mashed up into mashed potatoes, where Holmer Simpson crawled out from under a rock and ate them like pudding. THE END
Once upon there was a cat named Higglebottomsnuffypants, but everyone called her HBSP because Higglebottomsnuffypants was too long. HBSP was STILL too long so they just called her Fatty. She was very fat, and owned a pig who ate her eyeballs everyday. She was a strange person, who preyed on other humans using her ninja refridgerators as wepons. She also layed dinosaur eggs, which were fried by her chefs, whom were the 3 Little Piggies and were running from Little Red Riding Hood through the Black Forest. Fatty always loved to eat chicken doorknob... but she always eated red fish face instead. Her name was Hamid and was a man named Hamid who was a woman named Hamid who was a man... named Hamid. Then she died because his dark side named Yuno killed her by trapping him in an elevator and playing really loud music, which burst his nose. THE END
The Road [FIXED]
Once upon a time there was an armadillo named Shalikazoomba, but everybody just called him Shalikazoomba. He was a man... named Hamid. One day Shalikazoomba walked across the road and got ran over. He got a HUGE gap in his middle and blood flew everywhere . The car that hit him flipped, killing the people on inpact. He died because his organs were mashed up into mashed potatoes where Holmer Simpson crawled out from under a rock and ate them like pudding. THE END
Roberto the Ostrich
Once upon a time there was an ostrich named Roberto but everybody called him Rob. Rob was a very special ostrich, as he could talk and read and write just like a human could. One day, Rob died. He died because he fell into a sugar ethoused coma at a pie eating contest in Kalamazoo, Australia. It's said that Rob's spirit lingers around this very sticky note.
All of these wonderfully disturbing-ish stories were written by either my freind or me. "Roberto the Ostrich" was proudly produced by Lilly Apple (My friend), and "The Road" , "The Road [FIXED]" , and "The Random" were written by me in Lilly's house. Each story, excluding "The Road [FIXED]" , Was written on a sticky note at Lilly's house. Thank you, and come again