This was written cos I felt I had to write something. I suggest you either listen to 'I am the Doctor' by Murray Gold (damn, I love that theme tune XD) or go to youtube and watch the Pandorica speech from series 4(?): The Pandorica Opens. It'll give you an idea how this is supposed to go.
Also, 50+ reviews! This is EPIC! Thanks to SunnySmile2134 and Mischief-Manager00 for commenting.
"Hello Albion!" he yelled, balancing precariously on the battlements, arms to the sky, shouting at the heavens. "So I guess whoever takes Camelot tonight takes the world, but bad news everyone, 'cause guess what?! I have it! Ha!" he laughed, spinning in a circle, giddy with adrenaline.
"Listen you lot," he yelled at the crowd below him, "you're all throwing fireballs and whatnot, and it's really very distracting. Could you all just stay still a minute, because I AM TALKING!"
He pointed back at the castle behind him, now deadly serious, determination etched upon his face.
"So now the question of the hour is this: 'Who's got Camelot?' Answer: I do. Next question: Who's coming to take it from me? Come on! Look at me!" he yelled, pointing at himself. "No plan, no back-up, no weapons! Oh, and something else I don't have: Anything to lose! So! If you're sitting out there with your silly little armies with all your silly little weapons and you've got any plans on taking Camelot from me tonight, just remember who's standing in your way! Remember every black day I ever stopped you and then, and then... do the smart thing: let somebody else try first".
And he stood, tall and proud upon the battlements of the city he loved, and watched as his enemies turned tail and fled.
Reviews please! And honestly guys, I need ideas. The first thing that comes into your head. I don't care if it's about pink sparkly unicorns and frogs that can sing, I wanna hear it.
The more ideas I get, the more chapters you get. Please? Maybe I'll even stop writing ridiculously long A/Ns and let you get on with reading/writing/reviewing.