This is part of a weird chat i had with my good chum. I wrote this all though... she watched the beautifulness happen... jaycee, I'm sorry you had to witness this

THAT FUCKING KANKRI THAT FUCK ASS CAN SUCK MY TENTEBULDGE/DICK!

9k... um...

NO WAY YOU FUCKASS

i am 9ffended

FUCK YOU!

g9 ahead. fuck me

wwell! wwhat do wwe havve here!

D-yes...

WHY DON'T WE FOURSOME?

HOW 4BOUT 5?

9h my g9g yes

*a buch of sexin all up in thar*

D- i need a towel

ter and kar, wwhat are you twwo doin?

34CH OTH3R ;]

D- oh my... i-i... need another towel!

:33 *AC comes to equius's aid dressed as a pawsitivly sexy nurse pushing a cart carrying many furesh towels*

9h my...this... triggers me...

well well what do you 8itches think your doing!

uH,,,,

HoNk!

-no one cared about aradia at this time except for equius, he jacked off to her but before he could cum vriska started fuckin that dick like there was no tomorrow

and a huge troll centipede is going on over to the side with all the guys while the girls use each others horns as dildos

and while vriska and equius are fuckin, nepeta (still in nurse costume) wipes his sweat in a slow and sexy way. when she runs out of towels, which didn't take long, she used her clothes. when those were dripping sh started to lick the sweat off of him

uH,,,, OH MY GAMZEE,,, NOT TOO HARD

SoRrY TaV BrO

gam, stop tensin up, its not just you and tavv

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKASSES

9h karkat, y9uur being 9ffencive

yeah kk, 2top beiing offen2iv-...

o)( glub... i-

Shush, Do Not Speak Feferi

OH MY GOG 4R4D14 G3T OV3R H3R3! :[

0H... ALRIGHT

i d0nt kn0w h0w this will w0rk... *aradia looks at her horns*

1T W1LL OK... GOG...

9h karkat... it may not be large but it d9se the j9b... oh g9g I'm s99999 triggered...

:33 SOMEONE! GET ME MORE TOWELS OR CLOTHES! HE'S MAKING AN OCEAN!

no! we can use it as lu8e! ;;;;]

D- oh... OH MY ALMIGHTY HIGHBLOOD!

HoNk?!

fUCK GAMZEE I PAY ATTENTION TO ME!

wOaH rUfFiO iS rEaLlY cOmInG oUt ToDaY! HoNk HoNk!

-it is now only karkat, kankri, tavros and gamzee in the trollcentepipede. sollux, eridan, terezi, feferi and aradia are all passed out in a large pile. nepeta has given up on moping up the large mounts of sweat coming from the blue blood. vriska along with a few more trolls are heavily bruised.

and when equius came there was an earthquake and there is just jizz everywhere

D- that... was more beautiful than the finest of all hoofbeasts

you can say that again you 8astard

:33 so... so much sweat... AC passes out naked in a pond of sweat.

me: john rose dave and jade walk into the room where all of this happened

OH JOHN. JOHN WHY ARE YOU HERE?

hey tez

H3LLO SR1D3R

well karkat, i was in the neighborhood and thought i would drop by... i guess we were a tad bit late?

Rose, I Must Fuck You.

... ok

*and then kanaya and rose fucked while everyone had a really awkward conversation with another*

wwill someone get my camera

what quadrant w9uld this be in...

ii... have... no iidea...

Oh TaV bRo... LeT mE cOuNt ThE mOtHeRfUcKeN wAyS...

oH GOG,,,,,,

SWEET SUFFERER WILL YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP 8EFORE I KILL YOU TWO

-THE END-