A/N Just a silly random concept that popped into my head, which will have other one-shots added to it when I have the time to write them.

Disclaimer: I own nothing. Nothing.


"Oh! My! Word!"

Steve and Thor looked up at Natasha's exclamation. The SHIELD agent was sitting at the kitchen counter looking at something on her computer.

"What?" Steve asked.

"Come here," she said waving them over excitedly.

Steve and Thor curiously got up and walked over to stand behind her. They looked at her computer to see that she was watching some internet video.

"You guys have got to see this," Natasha said grinning.

She turned up the speakers on her computer and began the video. The footage was of the inside of what appeared to be a karaoke bar, and looked to be filmed by one of the patrons armed with a camera phone. They watched the video with curious expressions for a few seconds before bursting out laughing. They looked up at the sound of footsteps to see Bruce and Pepper walk into the room.

"What's so funny, guys?" Bruce asked.

"Come take a look at this," Steve said motioning to the screen.

Bruce and Pepper made their way over to join the others and soon, all five of them were rolling with laughter. They all laughed until they couldn't breathe and tears were streaming down their faces. Finally, they began to calm down but just as they were beginning to catch their breaths the objects of their amusement entered the room.

A very hungover Tony and Clint stumbled into the room. Their clothes were rumpled and their hair was sticking up in all directions. They stopped as the others suddenly busted out laughing.

"What?" Tony said suddenly feeling self-conscious.

Pepper tried to answer but she was laughing so hard she couldn't form any coherent words. Instead she just waved them over and pointed at the screen. Clint and Tony warily made their way over to them. Once they were close enough to see the computer, Natasha hit the play button. For a minute Tony and Clint simply watched impassively as the video showed the inside of a karaoke bar, but a few seconds into the video their eyes widened. Clint and Tony stared at the screen in horror as they suddenly appeared on the video. They were standing on the stage in the bar, staggeringly drunk, with microphones in their hands. As they watched, music began to play in the background. To Tony's and Clint's everlasting mortification (and their friends' everlasting amusement), their recorded selves began to sing a very drunk, very off-key, and only slightly recognizable version of 'I Will Survive' by Gloria Gaynor.

"I don't remember any of that," Clint said.

"Please tell me that isn't real," Tony almost pleaded.

"Oh, its real all right, and its already got over two million hits," Natasha replied.

"I don't remember any of that," Clint said again.

"Its not on Youtube!" Tony cried.

"Oh, yes it is," Pepper said still giggling.

"I don't remember any of that."

"It seemed like a good idea at the time, but now I'm regretting suggesting we do that," Tony said.

"I don't remember any of that."

"You know, saying that over and over isn't going to make it go away," Tony said to Clint.

"I don't remember any of that."

Natasha reached over and slapped Clint upside the head.

"Ow, what was that for?" Clint asked rubbing his head.

"Cognitive recalibration," Natasha stated simply.

"Why didn't I think of that?" Tony asked.

"Because you knew I would actually kill you if you did it," Clint answered.

"Oh, yeah. I guess you're right. So, when are we going out for drinks next?" Tony asked slapping Clint on the shoulder.

The next few minutes were made up of Bruce and Steve pulling Clint's hands away from Tony's throat.