Moo Moo Meadows

By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: I think it's pretty obvious that I love Mario Kart Wii to the point where I make fanfics based on it. It must be a stroke of luck. Or maybe I appreciate the locations. Or something else. Ehh, I dunno, enjoy.


A pleasant, grassy meadow sprawling for miles upon miles, with large grassy mountains seen in the distance. Plenty of oak trees, several red and blue barns, and the sky so brightly blue that it would make you cry out of admiration, filled with large, white fluffy clouds. Plenty of clean, freshwater rivers abound around the meadows, and of course, the cows that make Moo Moo Meadows famous. It's a great place to be, whether to enjoy the nice, spring like weather, or to just race around, be it on horses, karts, or bikes.

And obviously, its many visitors knew that as well. Why else would they be so attracted to come visit it so?

"Because... messing with cows is great!" Wario exclaimed as he shoulder bashed into several cows minding their own business. "Wa ha ha ha!"

Toadette folded her arms as she sighed, shaking her head. "I wouldn't do that if I were you..."

Suddenly, one of the cows, a yellow colored cow with purple spots, spotted Wario and tackled him, causing great pain to the fat man. Toadette couldn't help but giggle at the scene.