Star: Hey readers! Welcome to my Harvest Moon Animal Parade fic! I hope you like it! This is in letter style and then normal point of view from the same events or later after the events since the letters Kasey writes will be AWESOME! I rated this T for Kasey's perverted mind (and mine), extreme language, and unappropriated scenes. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! Takes place after Animal Parade story line because Kasey's sister Molly solved everything.

Lilly: WE DO NOT OWN HARVEST MOON OR CHARACTERS!

Letter POV:

Dear Witch of Fugue Forest, Spring 17 2012

It was really nice meeting you today. The mayor made me go meet everyone not including you. Wizard told me that you mysteriously still count as a resident, so I went to meet you. I was really happy to know that you aren't one of those fat ugly witch but a real pretty one and if I do say so myself, hot. Though when meeting you, I didn't want to get slapped and chased away with a pink broom. Seriously! A pink broom? And just because I was looking at your chest doesn't mean I'm looking at your breasts! There is no reason to call me a pervert. I almost broke my one week record without get called a pervert, but NO you had to slap me, chase me with a pink broom, and scream pervert SO MANY times.HECK you broke my leg! Anyways I'll keep visiting you so wash up! Unless you are the type of witch that melts with water... how do you smell so good? Remember I live with my sister Molly , your BFF, at Harp Ranch and I work at the Brass Bar until one in the morning with my broken leg so come by.

~ Kasey (the "pervert")

Normal POV

"So this is your ranch Molls" Kasey asked his little sister.

"Pretty much Katy," Molly told him using his nickname.

"I should've known you were still secretly evil to the world but me," he sighed as the went inside her house. He put his things in the extra room she had next to hers. (A/N: What he means is that to everybody Molly is sweet sugar but to him, she is poisonous vinegar)

"Why do you have such a big house?" Kasey asked her.

"I have my own reasons Katy," Molly said.

"Awww wis mwy wittle swishta Mworry in wurve?" Kasey said in a teasing voice.

"Shut up Katy!" Molly screamed and started hitting his chest repeatedly. Kasey just hugged her and whispered, "I missed you Murry."

"Nice to meet you Mayor!" Kasey shook the mayors hand.

"Please call me Hamilton," the short man said. The mayor then explained that Kasey would work part-time at either the tailors, jewelers, blacksmith, or the bar.

"I'm not gay so bye-bye tailors and jewelers, I refuse to recognize minerals, so the bar it is!" Kasey said and he was then sent to meet everyone.

"You do know you will have to be a waiter right?" Molly said to him on the way to the bar.

"DAMNIT!" Kasey groaned.

"And wear a button up shirt with you sleeves rolled," Molly giggled.

"Screw. The. World." was all Kasey said.

Molly laughed and led Kasey to the Brass Bar. From outside they heard shattering and screaming.

"CURSE YOU FU*KING' AS$HO**! GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE BAR!" someone screamed from inside. Kasey ran inside and Molly walked normally and sighed. Inside Luke was laughing like crazy near the door but not far away from Kathy that was holding a real dead, naked, bloody chicken from the tips of its faded broken legs.

"Luke!" Molly yelled to get his attention.

"Yes," Luke turned around nervously," master?"

"I told you to get a RUBBER chicken," she sighed keeping her cool and then lost it to laughing," but, HIGH-FIVE MAN! THIS IS WAY BETTER!" The two were high fiving each other and laughing like maniacs.

"Woah Murry," Kasey spoke up causing silence in between the four,"that's animal cruelty right there dumba$$."

"Hey b!tch!" Luke yelled angrily," nobody calls Master Muffin here bad names but us... especially me!"

"Exuuuuuse me a$$*ole!" Kasey was yelling back at him face to face,"I happen to be her older brother!" There was a total silence for a moment then Luke turned to Molly looking for back up. Molly was really angered and Kathy was in the back amused. The dead chicken was up in the cloud plotting a plan for revenge and learning curses, and the cat outside ran away from the noise of the Brass Bar and went to go meet more cats. Far far away a coconut fell on a person's head.

"Look Kasey!" Molly decided to take nobody's side but talked for a while,"I have no idea where the chicken came from, but you don't talk to residents that way; same thing to you too Luke!"

"Yes Muffin Master," Luke nodded sadly but then made a death glare towards Kasey. Kasey stood there quiet and returned the death glare.

"Why does he even call you 'Master'?" Kasey asked Molly.

"Because he is my slave," Molly responded ,"durr Katy."

"Sex slave?" Kasey smirked. Kathy burst out laughing, Molly turned pale ,and Luke ran behind Molly and covered her ears.

"Look," Kasey pointed out,"he is getting in position." Luke just ran out of the Brass Bar cursing and Molly stood there pale with a blush on her face. Kathy was just laughing.

"Karma is a b!tch hon," Kathy said to Molly.

"Oi blondie," Kasey turned to Kathy,"get me a list of all the single guys that can be paired up with Molly but not Luke."

"It's Kathy Brassington BTW and who are you?" Kathy asked.

"I'm Kasey Locks ,Murry's older brother, and I think Hamilton told me I'll be working here."

"Finally I won't be the only one serving orders!" Kathy smiled flirtatiously,"just us two til' one in the morning starting tomarrow babe."

"I like the feeling of this," Kasey smiled back.

"Kasey stop flirting we have to go meet more people," Molly said,"bye Kathy! I'll bring Kasey tomorrow." Kathy just laughed and started cleaning the mess.

Molly took Kasey to the clinic (charmed Irene Harland and is OK with Jin Harland), the church, to meet Gill Hamilton(they didn't get along to good), the fishery family of Salinas (long story), the inn family of Mizinings (longer story) and finally the tailors where he charmed Shelly Grace, made Candace Grace blush and talk (miracle), and flirted with Luna Grace. Wizard wasn't anywhere at all so they were to skip him until later. Simon was at Garmon Mines.

"Stop flirting with every girl in town Katy," Molly yelled on their way to Garmon Mines.

"I'm just being friendly and trying to get myself a b!tch Murry," Kasey laughed.

"Then buy a dog!" Molly punched him on the shoulder making him flinch. They used the mine cart and got to Garmon Mine.

"Molly and new kid!" Phoebe was with Calvin studying the writing on the wall.

"This is my older brother Kasey," Molly introduced them," Kasey, this is Calvin and Phoebe." They said there hellos and Kasey winked at Phoebe making her blush and making Calvin grunt.

"They are engaged so don't try anything funny Katy," Molly whispered. Kasey nodded and then Molly took him to the jewelers. Inside was only Julius.

"Hey Juli," Molly said," where is Mira?"

"Not sure and who is this" Julius asked.

"My name is Kasey beautiful woman," Kasey said to him unknowingly.

"Um Katy," Molly tried to say but failed.

"Might I say your lips look so kissable and pretty," he kept blabbing.

"Katy," she kept trying.

"Those earing bring out your feminine side."

"Katy"

"Your clothes can only fit a lady like you."

"Katy"

"Your hair is so beautiful like you"

"Ka-" Molly was to late now. Julius slapped Kasey right across the face leaving a red hand print the color of Julius' lipstick.

"Owwww!" Kasey yelled in pain.

"Katy," Molly said again.

"What Murry?!" he yelled at his younger sibling that carried a light smirk across her face.

"This is Julius Williams," she breathed and sighed," a guy, male, dude, bro." It was quiet for a second.

"HOLY COW! HOW CAN IT BE!?" Kasey yelled in shock.

"Get. Out" Julius muttered and in a flash the Lock siblings ran out.

"Really dude?" Molly yelled at him outside.

"You called him Juli, how was I suppose to know!?" Kasey yelled. Molly sighed and they went to meet Barbara and Simon Canai who had their day off to celebrate their anniversary (A/N Just for the sake of the plot, not real), and they met Dale Woods (no pun intended) and Bo Wells. They eventually ran into Mira Lizzie Zara Mizzai widow of Yulinton. Finally they went to meet Ramsey Medina and Chloe Arzate. At the bridge they met with Owen Medina.

"How many people fit on this island!?" Kasey groaned on the path to Flute Fields.

"Shut up Katy only a few more to go and then we search for Wizard," she told him. They met the owners of Marimba Farm , the Stockings, and the Mill family of Horn Ranch.

"Hurry," Molly was dragging Kasey to Chase's house," before he leaves to work."

"Man do you like this guy or what?" Kasey asked her. She turned to him, gave him a death glare, scared him, and kept walking.

"Just sayin' sis" he said. They went inside to meet Chase Barsher but left quickly because he was concentrating on something 'important' that looked like a boiled egg recipe.

"He studies that hard on food?" Kasey said amused.

"It's all worth it Katy," she nodded. They ran into Wizard when the were going to cross the bridge back home.

"Hey Wizard!" Molly greeted,"this is my brother Kasey who lives here now."

"Hello Kasey," he spoke quietly yet angrily," go talk to Witch, she could use a new face." He then walked away angrily.

"I swear I did nothing, but I want to go meet this Witch chick," Kasey said excited.

"I wonder what fight they had this time?" she wondered and started walking towards the forest.

"We have to cross a forest for a witch?" Kasey yelled,"no way."

"No we don't stupid," Molly said and pulled out an orange whistle and blew it whispering 'Fugue Forest'. Suddenly a Hippo appeared and took them.

"You could have used the fu*kin' whistle all day but you didn't just to freakin' torture me?!" Kasey yelled from on top of the hippo's back.

"You gained weight like Katy Perry after her divorce with Russel Brand," Molly explained,"same thing with you and Berenice."

"Oh yeah," Kasey said ignoring the Berenice part," I heard they broke up." After a bit they ended up in front of a small cottage surrounded by a swamp. They entered and inside a young-looking woman was sitting on the bed crying.

"Hey Witch," Molly told her in worried voice as she entered,"what's wrong?"

"Nothing Dolly," she wiped away her tears," hey who is this?"

"My brother Kasey," Molly said,"don't change to subject on me Witch."

"I would tell you Dolly, but I can't" Which explained. Molly tried to convince her while the whole time Kasey was staring at her chest that looked pretty sexy with her corset. Witch took notice of this quickly and reached out for her pink broom. She walked up to him and slapped him.

"Pervert!" she yelled and hit him with her broom.

"Hey!" Kasey yelled,"I almost broke my record!" 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(J.K. he only had a broken leg)

"Hey guys," Molly yawned,"it's dawn we should get going Katy." Kasey ran out the door limping with his broken leg caused by a pink broom.

"See you next time sexy monster," Kasey yelled from afar. Then he an Molly left home by the guidance of a pig. Kasey carried the pig.

WROTE THIS IN ONE DAY! So please excuse any grammar and spelling error. Please jsut kindly correctly. They aren't supposed to be long at all. But the many manies made it up to 7,000 words longer. So yeah. I hope you follow this story, review, and etc. . Remember rated T and you've read what the things are so if you don't like T stuff just walk away... or scroll or search away? Pwease leave me a review. Lilly you are up.

Lilly: And now we will interview people from the story on Star Interview! Today we have Julius!

Jullis: Hello everyone!

Lilly: How did it feel to be called a woman on this chapter?

Julis: HORRIBLE! I'm confused all the time, but this time! Hmph! No way he is related to sweet little Molly!

Lilly: I'm very sorry too. So are the rumors that while Witch was abusing Kasey, you became Lady Gaga's wife.

Julius: First of all, I'm a man so it's impossible to be a wife, and me and Gaga are just bros here and there and I'M STRAIGHT PEOPLE!

Lilly: Thanks for your time Juli! This was Star Interview. Please join us next time. Hey Julius, where do you get your earings and makeup?

~Star out

A/N No offence to Lady Gaga. She is 100% female. I just called HER male for the sake of the story. I adore Gaga and her work so please don't take this in an offensive way against the star. And sadly cockroaches aren't extint.