Wait a minute.

I do have a question.

Any of you ever heard of Hetalia perhaps? :3

-Cocolada

Maurice: I'M KOO-KOO FOR COCOLADA

Jack: *is terribly confuzzled* ...what?

Maurice: Like the ad. Coco puffs. Part of a nutritious breakfast.

Roger: I eat blood for breakfast.

Roger's Fangirl #1: THAT'S SO HAWT.

Roger's Fangirl #2: JUST LIKE EDWARD CULLEN.

Roger's Fangirl #3: YOU COULD DRINK MINE!

Roger: That's just gross, you fucking freak.

Piggy: That's not nice, Roger.

Roger: Yeah, and smashing a boulder over your head wasn't nice either, but I did it anyway.

Maurice: WHAT A REBEL.

Simon: GUYS she did ask us a question...

Ralph: Yeah...so anyone heard of Hetalia?

Maurice: PASTA!

Roger: dafuq. I've never heard of it.

Maurice: PASTA?

Roger: Why the hell is he saying Pasta for?

Maurice: PASSSSSTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A

Sam: I think that...

Eric: ...Maurice likes pasta.

Maurice: NOOOO!

Ralph: Okay...geesh, you don't like pasta.

Maurice: NOOOOOOO!

Ralph: ...wut.

Maurice: Ralph, you're so much like Germany.

Ralph:...wut.

Roger: did you just call him...Germany?

Maurice: AND YOU'RE RUSSIA.

Roger: How am I...what are you on about?

Jack: We're British! Not German or Russian, you nutter!

Maurice: ...oh yes, you're definitely Britain!Do you have imaginary friends, by any chance?

Jack: *blushes* well...no...I...no...Maybe.

Maurice: AH HA!

Piggy: how is this answering her question?

Maurice: Pasta? Ralph: Why do you keep saying that?

Maurice: Shut up, Germany. That's what I'm calling you from now on.

Jack: LMFAO that's hilarious.

Maurice: SHUT UP BRITAIN YOU SUCK AT COOKING.

Jack: that...that was mean. That really hurt my feelings.

Maurice: Go play with your imaginary friends while I eat some pasta.

Roger: . . .MAURICE!

Maurice: RALPH! RALPH! I'M STUCK NEXT TO RUSSIA AND I CAN'T TIE MY SHOELACES!

Ralph: ...the fuck?

Maurice: *whispering* psst, say, Hello, Italy.

Ralph: Why?

Maurice: Just do it.

Samneric: Nike.

Ralph: Er...Hello, Italy.

Maurice: YES MY LIFE IS COMPLETED HELLO GERMANY

Ralph: WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME THAT?

Jack: *eating random turkey sandwich* Maurice this is weird...

Maurice: *snatches Jack's turkey sandwich, takes a bite, and spits it out* YOUR FOOD IS SO BLAND! *faints*

Simon: THAT'S STILL MY THING. :(

Ralph: How about someone looks up what Hetalia is.

Piggy: *pushes up specs* I'll do it!

Roger: Good luck, Fatty (;

Jack: NOT THE TIME FOR A WINKY FACE, ROGER, YOU PUNK, YOU.

Roger: Shut up...Britain(;

Maurice: *dreaming, whispers* pasta...

Everyone: *looks over*

Hot Babe: *winks*

Maurice: *winks in his sleep*

Hot Babe: *winks again*

Piggy: I FOUND IT! It's a series based on the different countries...oh.

Roger: I guess Maurice knew it all along...

Jack: That's why he was calling me Britain, I guess.

Roger: And I'm Russia *reads about Russia* Oh yes, I'm definitely Russia.

Sam: BE YOUR OWN KIND OF...

Eric: ...SAMNERIC.

Sam: ...I was going to say beautiful, but whatever.

Hot Babe: *winks*

Ralph: Random...

Roger: What the fuck is wrong with people? Sometimes I just want to buy an elephant and ride on its back just so I can smush you all with my elephant's fucking big feet and you'll all splatter all over the room and I'll smile.

Jack: ...alright, Roger. Alright.

Maurice: *still dreaming and asleep* stuck in...North...Africa...shoelaces...need...tying...Germany...GERMANY!

Ralph: ...is he dreaming about me?

Jack: Okay, somebody WAKE HIM THE FUCK UP.

Hot Babe: Okay. *winks repeatedly*

Maurice: *miraculously wakes up* HOT BABEH, I SEEZ YU.

Jack: Is he on meds?

Hot Babe: *winks and eye gets stuck*

Maurice: *cringes* Eww, now she looks like a retarded Barbie doll.

Hot Babe: *cannot unstick her eye. Now looks crazy*

Maurice: *screams*

Roger: *reads more on Hetalia* By the sounds of it, I'm dubbing Maurice as Italy.

Maurice: pasta?

Roger: Yes, Maurice. Pasta.

Jack: Lots of it.

Hot Babe: JACK! HELP MEH! MEH EYE IZ STUCK!

Jack: *scowls* that's just...that's just...

Hot Babe: *unsticks her eye. Smiles. Winks again. Eye is stuck again* DAMN IT!

Maurice: Hot Babe, please, control your temper. For the sake of pasta...

Simon: I'm so lost...

Piggy: Okay, I'm ending this. This is just...random.

Maurice: OH BTDUBS, I've heard of Hetalia. My sister likes it.

Jack: ...you don't say?

Maurice: *offended* I do.

Piggy: ALRIGHT, time to get back to class...

Sam: How come you...

Eric: ...say goodbye?

Sam: If this was The Suite Life of Samneric..

Eric: ...we'd say goodbye.

Piggy: *sighing* Alright, you two say goodbye then.

Sam: GOODBYE, READERS.

Eric: TUNE IN TO THE SUITE LIFE OF SAMNERIC.

Sam: *pokes Eric*

Eric: *twitches*

Hot Babe: *winks other eye. It gets stuck*

A/N Cocolada, your name really is awesome. I like it. I hadn't heard of Hetalia before but I looked it up and it's so hilarious! Thank you for that!:)