Wait a minute.
I do have a question.
Any of you ever heard of Hetalia perhaps? :3
Maurice: I'M KOO-KOO FOR COCOLADA
Jack: *is terribly confuzzled* ...what?
Maurice: Like the ad. Coco puffs. Part of a nutritious breakfast.
Roger: I eat blood for breakfast.
Roger's Fangirl #1: THAT'S SO HAWT.
Roger's Fangirl #2: JUST LIKE EDWARD CULLEN.
Roger's Fangirl #3: YOU COULD DRINK MINE!
Roger: That's just gross, you fucking freak.
Piggy: That's not nice, Roger.
Roger: Yeah, and smashing a boulder over your head wasn't nice either, but I did it anyway.
Maurice: WHAT A REBEL.
Simon: GUYS she did ask us a question...
Ralph: Yeah...so anyone heard of Hetalia?
Roger: dafuq. I've never heard of it.
Roger: Why the hell is he saying Pasta for?
Maurice: PASSSSSTTTTTTTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A
Sam: I think that...
Eric: ...Maurice likes pasta.
Ralph: Okay...geesh, you don't like pasta.
Maurice: Ralph, you're so much like Germany.
Roger: did you just call him...Germany?
Maurice: AND YOU'RE RUSSIA.
Roger: How am I...what are you on about?
Jack: We're British! Not German or Russian, you nutter!
Maurice: ...oh yes, you're definitely Britain!Do you have imaginary friends, by any chance?
Jack: *blushes* well...no...I...no...Maybe.
Maurice: AH HA!
Piggy: how is this answering her question?
Maurice: Pasta? Ralph: Why do you keep saying that?
Maurice: Shut up, Germany. That's what I'm calling you from now on.
Jack: LMFAO that's hilarious.
Maurice: SHUT UP BRITAIN YOU SUCK AT COOKING.
Jack: that...that was mean. That really hurt my feelings.
Maurice: Go play with your imaginary friends while I eat some pasta.
Roger: . . .MAURICE!
Maurice: RALPH! RALPH! I'M STUCK NEXT TO RUSSIA AND I CAN'T TIE MY SHOELACES!
Ralph: ...the fuck?
Maurice: *whispering* psst, say, Hello, Italy.
Maurice: Just do it.
Ralph: Er...Hello, Italy.
Maurice: YES MY LIFE IS COMPLETED HELLO GERMANY
Ralph: WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME THAT?
Jack: *eating random turkey sandwich* Maurice this is weird...
Maurice: *snatches Jack's turkey sandwich, takes a bite, and spits it out* YOUR FOOD IS SO BLAND! *faints*
Simon: THAT'S STILL MY THING. :(
Ralph: How about someone looks up what Hetalia is.
Piggy: *pushes up specs* I'll do it!
Roger: Good luck, Fatty (;
Jack: NOT THE TIME FOR A WINKY FACE, ROGER, YOU PUNK, YOU.
Roger: Shut up...Britain(;
Maurice: *dreaming, whispers* pasta...
Everyone: *looks over*
Hot Babe: *winks*
Maurice: *winks in his sleep*
Hot Babe: *winks again*
Piggy: I FOUND IT! It's a series based on the different countries...oh.
Roger: I guess Maurice knew it all along...
Jack: That's why he was calling me Britain, I guess.
Roger: And I'm Russia *reads about Russia* Oh yes, I'm definitely Russia.
Sam: BE YOUR OWN KIND OF...
Sam: ...I was going to say beautiful, but whatever.
Hot Babe: *winks*
Roger: What the fuck is wrong with people? Sometimes I just want to buy an elephant and ride on its back just so I can smush you all with my elephant's fucking big feet and you'll all splatter all over the room and I'll smile.
Jack: ...alright, Roger. Alright.
Maurice: *still dreaming and asleep* stuck in...North...Africa...shoelaces...need...tying...Germany...GERMANY!
Ralph: ...is he dreaming about me?
Jack: Okay, somebody WAKE HIM THE FUCK UP.
Hot Babe: Okay. *winks repeatedly*
Maurice: *miraculously wakes up* HOT BABEH, I SEEZ YU.
Jack: Is he on meds?
Hot Babe: *winks and eye gets stuck*
Maurice: *cringes* Eww, now she looks like a retarded Barbie doll.
Hot Babe: *cannot unstick her eye. Now looks crazy*
Roger: *reads more on Hetalia* By the sounds of it, I'm dubbing Maurice as Italy.
Roger: Yes, Maurice. Pasta.
Jack: Lots of it.
Hot Babe: JACK! HELP MEH! MEH EYE IZ STUCK!
Jack: *scowls* that's just...that's just...
Hot Babe: *unsticks her eye. Smiles. Winks again. Eye is stuck again* DAMN IT!
Maurice: Hot Babe, please, control your temper. For the sake of pasta...
Simon: I'm so lost...
Piggy: Okay, I'm ending this. This is just...random.
Maurice: OH BTDUBS, I've heard of Hetalia. My sister likes it.
Jack: ...you don't say?
Maurice: *offended* I do.
Piggy: ALRIGHT, time to get back to class...
Sam: How come you...
Eric: ...say goodbye?
Sam: If this was The Suite Life of Samneric..
Eric: ...we'd say goodbye.
Piggy: *sighing* Alright, you two say goodbye then.
Sam: GOODBYE, READERS.
Eric: TUNE IN TO THE SUITE LIFE OF SAMNERIC.
Sam: *pokes Eric*
Hot Babe: *winks other eye. It gets stuck*
A/N Cocolada, your name really is awesome. I like it. I hadn't heard of Hetalia before but I looked it up and it's so hilarious! Thank you for that!:)