THE EMPEROR'S NEW SITCH

We open on a recap of the previous episode in the trilogy.

ANNOUNCER
Previously on The Emperor's New Crossover.

DR. DOOFENSHMIRTZ

I shall become Emperor of the Tri-State Area!

KUZCO

Phineas, Ferb, have you seen anything unusual?

PHINEAS

Well there was this tall guy, and this old lady who was… well how would you describe her Ferb?

FERB

Scary beyond all reason.

PHINEAS
Yeah, that's it.

KUZCO
Phineas, Ferb, we need your help stopping Yzma!

KRONK

Now that we're back at home, everything is back to normal.

YZMA

KROOOOOONK!

Title card_ Episode 2: The Emperor's New Sitch

We open the next episode on a shot of Yzma in the Danville prison.

YZMA
I should have known to never trust an evil scientist!

All of a sudden, her cellmate hears her comment, and is offended.

DR. DRAKKEN
I resent that!

YZMA
Who are you?

DR. DRAKKEN
The names Drew Lipsky, but most people refer to me as, Dr. Drakken.

I used to be an evil genius, who longed to take over the world! But one day, when an evil alien overlord threatened the planet, I was forced into helping my arch nemesis, Kim Possible, save the earth! Because of this, the city of Middleton had mistaken me for a hero, and longing to escape, and start a new life of crime, I moved to Danville, where I met a fellow evil scientist named Dr. Doofenshmirtz.

Unfortunately, we had different evil desires. While I wanted to rule the world, Doofenshmirtz only wanted to rule the Tri-State Area. So I decided to leave Dr. Doofenshmirtz, and concoct my own evil scheme. Unfortunately, I was broke, so I stole some money from the Danville Bank. That was when the police found me, and locked me in this cell.

Now I will do anything to get my revenge on Kim Possible!

So, how did you end up in The Danville Penitentiary?

YZMA

I've spent most of my life trying to be empress of a faraway land. One day, I met the very same scientist that you became acquainted with. He came to me for advice on how to over throw the empire of Danville, and I gave him a powerful transformation potion, that would turn the emperor of Danville into a llama. However, I betrayed Dr. Doofenshmirtz and using another potion, transformed him into a platypus, and took over as empress of Danville! Unfortunately, two boys named Phineas and Ferb, along with the help of my own nemesis, Kuzco, defeated me, and I ended up here.

DR. DRAKKEN
Interesting. Yzma, I have a preposition for you!

You use your ancient alchemy skills to take care of Kim Possible, while I use my advanced technological weaponry skills to get rid of this couscous person for you.

YZMA

It's Kuzco.

DR. DRAKKEN

Gesundheit.

DR. DRAKKEN
Now, where is this far off kingdom, hmm?

YZMA
Peru…

DR. DRAKKEN

Ah, Peru, home of the Andes mountains…

YZMA

…in the 15th century.

DR. DRAKKEN
I beg your pardon?

YZMA
The far off kingdom is in Peru, in the 15th century.

DR. DRAKKEN

You mean…?

You want me to overthrow the Inca Empire?

YZMA
That is correct!

DR. DRAKKEN
Alright, I'll do it! Shego!

Dr. Drakken's evil minion, Shego, walks out of the darkness.

SHEGO
What?

DR. DRAKKEN
Shego, this is Yzma. We're going to help her overthrow the ancient Inca Empire! Unfortunately, we'll have to travel…BACK IN TIME! So we need to fly to Peru, enter the Temple of Time, steal the Inca Timepiece, and travel… BACK IN TIME! It should be a piece of cake!

SHEGO
Yeah, except for all the dangerous predators and booby traps. And besides, isn't stealing an ancient magical artifact more of Monkey Fist's kind of thing?

DR. DRAKKEN
Never mind that! Now break us out of this prison so we may travel…

SHEGO
Back in time, I know, I know.

We cut to Middleton, where we see Kim Possible, leaving the campus of Middleton University. The Sign for Middleton University reads: Middleton University Home of the Middleton Llamas

RON
You know, Kim, it's weird, but I never actually thought I'd make it to college.

The Kimmunicator then beeps.

KIM

What's the sitch, Wade?

WADE
a police officer at the Danville Penitentiary claimed they over heard Dr. Drakken revealing his evil plot to steal the Inca Timepiece from the Temple of Time. The Timepiece is an artifact with the mystical ability to transport whoever turns it's dial through time. Turning the dial clockwise sends them to the future, while turning the dial counterclockwise sends them to the past.

KIM

Are you sure it was Dr. Drakken? Stealing an ancient magical artifact sounds more like Monkey Fist's kind of thing.

WADE
Well, whoever it was, you need to travel to Peru, and stop them before they reach the timepiece.

KIM

I'm on it.

RON
Sweet! We're going to Peru! Maybe we'll get to see some llamas!

KIM

Llamas?

RON
Everybody loves llamas!

Why, they're even the mascot of our sports team! Go Llamas!

Ron's pet Naked Mole Rat, Rufus then crawls out of his pocket with two tiny pompoms, and cheers.

RUFUS
Go! Go!

MR. BARKIN

Stoppable! What did I say about bringing pets on campus?

RON
But Mr. Barkin, Rufus isn't a pet. He's my best bud.

MR. BARKIN

I don't care what he is, he's an animal, and animals are not allowed on campus!

RON
Yes sir.

We then cut to Kim Possible and Ron, climbing the Andes Mountains.

RON
Kim, this might be a bad time to tell you, but I'm afraid of heights. Still it could be worse; at least there aren't any monkeys.

We then zoom out, to see a bug on a tree branch, a monkey soon follows and eats the bug, as we zoom back to Ron's horrified face.

RON

Ahh! Monkey!

Ron almost falls off the mountain, but Kim catches him.

KIM
Come on Ron.

The two then climb to the top of the mountain, and see the temple.

KIM
That must be it! The Temple of Time.

RON
Catchy name.

DR. DRAKKEN
You're too late, Kim Possible!
Now that I have the Inca Timepiece, no one can stop me!

Dr. Drakken then grabs on to Shego's shoulder with one hand, and uses the other to turn the dial counterclockwise. Drakken and Shego then disappear in a cloud of smoke.

KIM

Where did he go?

RON
Correction! When did he go?

YZMA
He went back in time to do me a favor.

RON
Who are you

YZMA
I am Yzma. Dr. Drakken hired me to destroy you!

Yzma pulls a giant hammer out of nowhere, and laughs maniacally, as we cut to Kim and Ron.

RON
Oh no! She has a giant squeaky hammer.

Yzma then smashes the ground with the hammer, causing it to shake, and crushing a few rocks, as we cut back to Kim.

KIM
Ron, something tells me that's not a squeaky hammer. Run!

The two then run from Yzma, as we cut to Kuzco, in his palace.

GUARD
Your majesty, there's someone here to see you.

KUZCO
That's the second time this week, alright, show them in.

Dr. Drakken and Shego then enter the palace.

DR. DRAKKEN
Greetings, Emperor Kuzco! This is the winter of your discontent!

KUZCO
Dude, it's the middle of the summer. And I thought Kronk was dumb?

KRONK
I heard that!

DR. DRAKKEN

But…but The Beginner's Guide to Evil said that Shakespeare quotes always strike fear into the heart of the enemy.

SHEGO

Yeah, except Shakespeare hasn't been born yet, genius.

KUZCO
Am I the only one who's lost here?

DR. DRAKKEN
Well, Kuzco, prepare to meet your doom!

KUZCO
My doom? But why would you want to hurt a guy like me?

DR. DRAKKEN
Let's just say, I'm doing it for an old friend…

A really old friend.

KRONK
I think he means Yzma.

KUZCO
Yeah, Kronk, I gathered that.

DR. DRAKKEN
Any last words?

Dr. Drakken then pulls out a giant laser cannon.

KUZCO
Run!

KRONK
That was only one word.

Dr. Drakken's laser then blasts the wall, narrowly missing Kronk, sending him running after Kuzco.

KRONK
Hey Kuzco, wait up!

The four then run out of the palace past an old man, they then pass Pacha, and run into the village.

KRONK
Where are we going?

KUZCO
I don't know. Just keep running.

Kuzco and Kronk keep running.

KUZCO
I think we lost them!

Kronk and Kuzco then run onto the Campus of Kuzford University, where they bump into Malina.

MALINA
Hey! Watch were you're going…

Oh, hey Kuzco…

KRONK
What about me?

MALINA
I was getting to that… Hey Kronk.

KUZCO

Malina! You got to help me… and Kronk. There's this crazy blue guy after us!

MALINA
Crazy blue guy, huh?

Dr. Drakken and Shego then approach the group.

DR. DRAKKEN

Ah, Kuzco, now I've finally found you… but, uh, who's the girl?

KUZCO
Who's the girl? That's Malina, the Hottiest Hottie in all Hottiedom.

KRONK
Not to mention straight-A student.

KUZCO
President of every club.

KRONK AND KUZCO
And she's a cheerleader!

DR. DRAKKEN
Ch...Ch… Cheerleader?

Will you excuse me for a moment?

Dr. Drakken then turns around and pulls out his phone, calling Yzma.

YZMA
Hello?

DR. DRAKKEN
You didn't tell me I had to fight a cheerleader!

YZMA
You didn't ask. Now, if you excuse me, I'm in the middle of getting rid of Kim Possible for you.

DR. DRAKKEN
Oh, sorry.

We then cut to Yzma, chasing Kim and Ron. Ron and Kim then jump in a boat, and escape Yzma.

YZMA
This isn't over yet, Kim Possible! I'll get you!

We cut to Kim and Ron, in their boat.

RON
Seriously, who is that lady?

KIM
I don't know, but I took a photo of her with my Kimmunicator, I'm sending it to Wade for further analysis.

Wade then answers, after Kim beeps him.

KIM
Wade, can you find out anything about this woman?

Kim then sends Yzma's photo to Wade.

WADE
Alright. Begin scanning… now.

A beep is heard, as Wade gets the results.

WADE

Whoa! The readings are through the roof!

It appears she's of Inca origin… but that would mean she'd have to be over 500 years old!

RON
Yeah, I can see that.

WADE
The scan says she's a powerful alchemist who's mastered the dark art of potion mixing.

RON
So you mean the old purple lady's some kind of evil sorceress or something?

WADE
Alchemist.

RON
Yeah, yeah, whatever.

WADE
She has everything! Evil lair, evil machinery, she even has an evil villain back-story.

She used to be the royal advisor to the emperor, but after trying to rule the empire on her own she was fired. She's been planning her revenge on the emperor ever since.

KIM
But why would she want to get rid of us?

WADE
That's what I'm trying to find out.

I suppose, it's possible made a trade-off with her to go after the emperor, while she went after us, but I can't be certain.

KIM
Well it doesn't matter now. All the matters is that we get back to Middleton.

WADE
But what about the emperor?

RON

You want us to go back in time and save a guy who'll be dead by the time we get back anyways?

WADE
Yeah, I guess.

RON
Well, no way! I'm not going back to Peru! There are way too many monkeys there!

KIM
Ron, we only saw, like one monkey.
RON
And that's more than enough!

KIM
Ron! We're going back!

RON
Okay.

KIM
Mr. Edwards?

MR. EDWARDS

Yes?

KIM
Turn the boat around.

We cut to Malina, Kronk, and Kuzco, as Shego prepares to fight Malina.

DR. DRAKKEN
Get them, Shego!

SHEGO
So you're a cheerleader, huh? This should be fun.

Shego then shoots her green energy stuff at Malina, who dodges it, by doing a cartwheel.

Shego then tries to grab Malina, but Malina ducks and rolls away before Shego catches her.

Malina then jump kicks Shego.

Kuzco runs with two potions in his hand.

KUZCO
Don't worry Malina…

MALINA
I'm not worried.

Kuzco throws the potions at Shego and Drakken, turning Shego into a green parrot, and Dr. Drakken into a Blue anteater. We cut to Dr. Drakken, who is now very frustrated.

DR. DRAKKEN
You think you're all that, Kuzco! But you're not!

Kuzco then appears on screen, to correct Dr. Drakken.

KUZCO
Actually… I am.

Kim and Ron then arrive in the past.

RON
Well looks like they've taken care of things already, okay let's go now.

KIM
Ron, we have to make sure that old lady doesn't try to come back and get rid of the emperor.

RON
Okay, which one of you is the emperor?

Ron walks up to Kronk.

RON

Tall, masculine, excellent build… you're the emperor, aren't you?

Kuzco then interrupts Ron.

KUZCO
Um no, that's Kronk. I'm the emperor.

RON

Oh… okay, nice to meet you Mr…

KUZCO
Kuzco… Emperor Kuzco.

RON
Nice to meet you Mr. Emperor Kuzco.

Rufus then crawls out of Ron's pocket.

RUFUS
Hello.

Rufus startles Kuzco, who jumps back in fear.

KUZCO
Ahh! Hairless rodent thing!

RON
Oh, this is Rufus, he's my naked mole rat.

KUZCO
Naked Mole Rat?

RON
Yeah.

KRONK
Wait, I'm confused. Is he a mole or a rat?

RON
Neither. He's a naked mole rat.

KRONK
Oh. Well, thanks for clearing that up for me.

RON
Sure, no prob.

KIM
We we're attacked by an old lady.

KUZCO
Did you say an old lady?

KIM
Yeah, she was thin, wrinkly had a purple complexion…

RON
Not to mention she was scary beyond all reason.

KUZCO

Yzma!

RON
You know her?

KUZCO
Yeah, she was my old advisor, but I fired her a while back and…

RON
Yeah, we know the evil villain backstory.

KIM
Well, our old nemesis sent her to destroy us, and now 's after you.

MALINA
Wait a minute! Kuzco!
KUZCO
Yes?
MALINA

Remember when we went in to the future and met Phineas and Ferb?

KUZCO
Who?

MALINA
Phineas and Ferb.

KUZCO
Who?

MALINA
Phineas and Ferb!

From the last episode?

KUZCO
Oh.

MALINA
When we went into the future to stop Yzma, and we met Phineas and Ferb, the police came after Yzma and took her to jail…

KIM
…That's where she must've met Dr. Drakken!

Malina, looking not too happy that Kim interrupted her, replies, with a straight face.

MALINA
Yeah.

We then cut to Dr. Drakken.

DR. DRAKKEN
It's true! But I thought it would be so easy. But that old witch never told me I had to fight a cheerleader.

Ron then turns and points to Kuzco, to ask him a question.

RON
You're a cheerleader?

Malina then walks between Ron and Kuzco.

MALINA
No, I'M a cheerleader.

RON

Hello nurse!

MALINA
Um, hi.

Ron giggles.

RON
Hi, I'm Ron.

MALINA
Malina.

RON
So, uh, are you doing anything later.

MALINA
No, I'm free.

RON
Booyah!

KUZCO
Um, Excuse me, that's my line, freckle boy, and one more thing, Malina is off limits, okay buster?

The Kimmunicator then beeps, as Kim pulls it out.

KIM
What's the sitch?

WADE
You know that old lady you sent me the picture of?

RON
Yeah.

WADE
Well she's taken over Middleton. You might want to see this.

The Kimmunicator then pans across Middleton, revealing all the citizens have been turned into animals.

RON
Oh no! She's turned everyone into animals!

KUZCO

Well, at least I'm okay.

KIM
We've got to go back there and stop her!

MALINA
I'm coming too.

KUZCO
In that case I'll go.

KRONK
If I stay here, I'll get lonely, so I guess I'll come along too.

RON
Everyone, grab on to the time piece!

KIM
Turn the Dial, Kronk!

Kronk turns the dial, and the gang disappear. We cut back to Middleton, where we see Yzma.

YZMA
There's got to be someone here that can help me! You there!

Yzma points to a brown Shrew. The shrew is actually Bonnie Rockwaller.

BONNIE
Me?

YZMA
Yes you! Where's Kim Possible?

BONNIE
Oh, her? She's probably out saving the world. She's always doing stuff like that.

I thought you wanted to talk about me.

We hear Kim Possible from a distance.

KIM

Yzma!

YZMA
Ah, Kim Possible.

Kim then walks up, along with Ron, Kuzco, Malina and Kronk.

YZMA
And you brought Kuzco with you?

That idiot, Dr. Drakken, must've failed to accomplish his task.

Oh well, I guess I'll just have to take matters into my own hands.

Hahah!

Yzma prepares to smash Kuzco with a hammer, but Kim sneaks up behind her, knocking her out.

RON
Well that was anticlimactic.

All the animals cheer, and return to their Human forms.

MONIQUE
You go girl!

RON
So, Malina, I believe we have a date…

KIM
Ron, she's gotten us into enough trouble already, I don't think you should…

MALINA
It's just one date. Gees, stop being such a drama queen.

KIM
I am so not a drama queen.

RON
I don't know, She might be right.

MALINA
Come on, what could happen?

RON
Well, I guess I can't argue with that.

The group then grab the timepiece, Kronk turns the knob, and they return to the past.

RON
Whoa! We're back in Peru… but how?
KIM
I guess the timepiece always teleports it's users to the same location.

RON
Well, Malina and I are going on our date now. So wait... where exactly is this date?

MALINA
How about Mudka's.

RON
Mudka's?

MALINA
It's a restaurant.

RON
Oh.

The two then walk off, as Kim watches, sadly.

KIM
Bye Ron.

KUZCO
Forget about them, Kim. I'm still available.

KIM
Thanks, I think I'll pass.

Pacha then runs up to Kuzco.

PACHA
Kuzco! There you are! I've been looking everywhere for you! Someone's taken over the empire!

KUZCO
What did this someone look like?

PACHA
Well, she was slender, with long dark hair, and there were these green flames coming out of her hands!

KIM
Shego!

We cut to Ron and Malina, who are having their dinner at Mudka's.

MALINA
So, what do you think?

RON
Well, I guess it's okay. But it's no Beuno Nacho.

MALINA
Beuno Nacho?

RON
It's a restaurant, back in Middleton.

You know, in the future?

MALINA
Oh.

A man (Clearly Dr. Drakken in a waiter outfit with a fake mustache arrives at the table.)

DR. DRAKKEN
May I take your order?

RON
Hey, our waiter's here!

MALINA
Ron, I don't think that's our waiter.

Dr. Drakken then approaches the two, and captures them with a net. He then takes off his evil Mustache.

DR. DRAKKEN
One Hottie-hot-hottie, with a side of nerd, coming right up.

RON
I am not a nerd!

Dr. Drakken then walks off to deliver the two to Shego.

We cut to Shego, in the throne room of the palace, where Kuzco, Kronk, Pacha and Kim confront her.

KIM
Shego!

SHEGO
Well, if it isn't Kim Possible?

You know, Kim, I was going to help that old hag become empress, but then I realized something.

Why should she have all the fun? I mean did you see her? She's ancient. It's not like her tyranny would've lasted very long.

Dr. Drakken then arrives, no longer holding the net.

DR. DRAKKEN
Your highness, the prisoners are ready!

SHEGO
Perfect. Hey Kimmy, wait till you see this! You're gonna snap!

Shego then pushes a button, causing a door to open upwards (like a garage door) and reveal Malina and Ron, tied together with rope, and locked in a cage, hanging directly above a pool filled with snapping turtles. The cage begins to lower slowly.

RON
Ahhh! Snapping turtles!

MALINA
Come on Ron, we've got to get out of here.

RON
Just relax, Kim will save us soon, and everything will be fine.

MALINA
I'm not taking any chances.

Malina bites through the rope and escapes, she then unties Ron. Malina then tries to find a way out of the cage. She notices a release button, and throws Rufus at it.

MALINA
Rufus hit the button!

Rufus hits the button, and Malina and Ron almost fall out of the bottom of the cage. Malina grabs the edge of the cage with one hand, and grabs Ron with the other. She then climbs to the side of the cage, and grabs the rope she was tied up with. Still holding on to Ron, she makes a loop at the end of the rope. She then notices a ledge. Malina throws the rope at the ledge, causing it to loop around it. She then ties the other end of the rope around her waist. She grabs Ron with her arm, and swings across, landing safely on her feet, and catching Ron.

KIM
Nice moves… for a beginner.

MALINA

Listen, Kim, I think we got off on the wrong foot and I…

KIM
Apology accepted.

Kim and Malina then shake hands.

KIM
You go distract Dr. Drakken. I'll take care of Shego.

Malina then runs off to stall Dr. Drakken, as Kim fights Shego. We see Kim and Shego charge at each other, and then cut to Malina and Dr. Drakken.

MALINA
Oh Dr. Drakken?

DR. DRAKKEN
Bubaba…what?

MALINA
You Know, I've always had a thing for blue.

DR. DRAKKEN
You don't say?

MALINA
In fact, you have many qualities, that…

I find my self strangely attracted to.

DR. DRAKKEN

Go on?

MALINA
Oh, I could just give you a great big kiss!

DR. DRAKKEN
Really?

MALINA
Really, and do you know what else?

DR. DRAKKEN
What else?

MALINA
Come closer.

Dr. Drakken then comes closer to Malina. Malina then smacks Dr. Drakken to the ground.

MALINA
YOU DO NOT KIDNAP ME!

Malina then drags Dr. Drakken over to Kim.

MALINA
Have you taken care of Shego?

KIM

Yeah. Ron, let's go back.

Ron then checks his Pocket, and notices the Timepiece is gone.

RON
Where's the timepiece?
SHEGO
Looking for this?

RON
Oh no! Shego's got the timepiece.

As Shego prepares to turn the dial clockwise, Malina ( still holding an unconscious .), Kuzco, Kronk, Ron, and Kim grab on to the timepiece. They all then disappear. We cut to modern day Peru, where they reappear. Everyone but Shego let's go of the timepiece. Malina puts Dr. Drakken down, and he awakes. Police then approach Shego, who's still holding the timepiece.

POLICE
Attention mam, the object you posess is property of the Government of Peru. We must ask that you let go of it now.

SHEGO
You know, I don't think I will.

The Police then grab Shego's arms.

POLICE
Then you're under arrest.

SHEGO
What? You can't do this…

I'll get you Kim Possible!

We cut back to Dr. Drakken.

DR. DRAKKEN

Well, at least I'm still a free man!

Another police man approaches Dr. Drakken.

POLICE
Dr. Drakken, I presume?

DR. DRAKKEN
That is I.

POLICE
On our surveillance cameras, we caught you stealing the Inca Timepiece. You're under arrest.

DR. DRAKKEN
You think you're all that, Kim Possible! But you're not!

The Police officer than drags Dr. Drakken away.

KUZCO
You know, all this time travelling is making me tired. Say do you know any neat hot spots where I could take a good vacation before I head back home?

RON
Well, Hawaii's pretty nice.

KUZCO
Hawaii?

RON
Yeah, it's a tropical island in the United States. Beaches, hotels, spas, It really is the perfect getaway.

KUZCO
Alright, then Hawaii it is.

We then Fade to Hawaii, where inside a spaceship, a cloaked figure talks to a hamster like alien on a monitor screen.

DR. HÄMSTERVIEL

So, do you accept your mission?

CLOAKED FIGURE
Yes, Dr. Hämsterviel, I will capture these experiments for you, under one condition…

DR. HÄMSTERVIEL

What?

The figure pulls down the hood to reveal Yzma.

YZMA
You make me empress of the galaxy! Haha!

TO BE CONTINUED…