Disclaimer: I do not, in any shape, way, or form, own Fairy Tail
It was a peaceful day in Magnolia. Birds were chirping, people were mingling in the warm summer day, everything just peaceful.
Unless you were inside the Fairy Tail Guild.
"We must fight!" Natsu yelled randomly. Many of the guild members just gave him blank stares.
"Yes!" Gray added in, "We must fight, for Master!" More blank stares were given.
Makarov, who was sitting on the bar, just stood up. He was ready to stop any madness that was bound to begin.
Natsu just continued on with his randomness. He had made a sword out of his flames and held it up over his head, battle style. "Onward we shall go!" He yelled as he ran out of the guild.
Following right behind him was Gray, who had made a sword out of ice. "Huzzah!" He yelled as he ran out.
"HUZZAH!" Natsu also yelled as he ran. The two of them continued to run throughout the town, slicing at anything they wanted to.
On their fifth lap around Magnolia, Erza and Lucy had devised a plan to take them out.
"Okay, you ready?" Erza asked as she set up her crossbow. Lucy nodded, eyes on the lookout for the two mages.
"Here they come," Lucy said when she spotted the cloud of dust arise in the distant.
Erza aimed her crossbow, and took fire. She hit Gray square in the shoulder.
"Oh no! I've been hit!" Gray said, dramatically falling to the ground. Natsu turned around to laugh at him, but ended up getting shot himself.
He fell more dramatically than Gray did, not wanting to be shown up, and said, "I've been shot! Tell Lucy…" he took a pause for effect. By this time, Gray had stood up as if nothing had happened and walked over to Natsu, only to fall to his knees to mourn over his fallen comrade. "Tell her…that…I spent all of last missions earnings." He then pretended to die, even though the arrow only hit him in the foot.
Lucy heard this, though, and stood up in anger. "Damn it Natsu! How am I supposed to pay for my rent!?" She the grabbed the crossbow from Erza and started to shoot at the fallen boy.
For supposedly being dead, Natsu was able to get up and run away quite quickly. He ran as fast as he could, followed by Lucy, and Happy hovered above him, shouting "Huzzah!" every few minutes until Lucy shot at him.
Hey everybody...How's it been? Me? Oh, well I've just been living in a hole...in my mind...
So, I know that I shouldn't be writing pointless crap and be working on A Little Bit Longer, but I kind of had a block on how to write this one part, so I wrote this =) don't be mad *cowers in a corner*
This was pretty much based on a conversation a friend of mine and I had after a volleyball game that we lost *grumble* even though we should have won *grumble* but I thought it was funny, so I made it into a Fairy Tail story.
This was just for fun and not to be taken seriously, so...HUZZAH!