Me- hi every one I guess I am gonna do chapter 3
Yuu- who are you gonna torture today?
Tsubassa- yhea witch charter are you gonna give hell today?
Me- say the disclaimer and I will pull the lever of fiaith! (music)
Yuu- whats that?
Me- just a normal lever that picks a random name, say the disclaimer and I will pull it
Yuu and Tsubassa- blackstardragon2 does not own anything but her OC Simi
Me- ok…(pulls lever) and the winner issss…TSUBASSA!
Yuu- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU, FOR ONCE I AM GLAD YOU BEAT ME EGEAL MAN!
Tsubassa- (mumbles) why does life hate me?
Me- evil grin
Start of Chapter
The curtains opend and…..lets just skip the intro and go and to me. I was wearing my usual boys suite and backwards black cap with Simi in deep purple today
I was (as usual) smirking next to a large noisy cardboard box. The show started.
Me- hello bey city welcome to BBI, today w-
She was cut off by a blond boy in a suite running in. Yup, Digi was back.
Digi- sorry I am late I was….. whats up with the box?
Me- its ok and I was just about to announce the details of today's show
Digi- oh ok (sits down)
Me- in this box here we have a "client" that was a bit difficult
Digi- (gasp) you didn't kill him did you?
Me- no way I just knocked him out…..i think
Digi- I will go call a lawer
Me- just wake him up
Digi- ok, ok ….how?
Me- forget it I'll just do it my self
I walk over to the box and open it while the aduince strain thir necks to see who it was. They fail
Me- HEY, LOOK SOMEONE IS TRYING TO KILL THAT EAGEL
The box instantaly starts shakeing and suddenly it breaks open to reveal a silver haired blader. It was Tsubassa alrigth.
Tsubassa- WHERES THE EAGEL IN DANGER?
After shouting Tsubassa looks around and you could almost see a light bulb go over his head
Tsubassa- …..theres no eagel Is there?
Tsubassa- let me guess… I am on BBI and you are gonna blackmail me in to answering stupid questains that will pretty much humiliate me for life.
Me- that sounds about right.
Tsubassa- what are you gonna blackmail me with?
I hold up a minalla folder and open it. Much to Tsubassa's horror it containd pics of his first hair cut to a pic of him with hikru's panties on his head. Tsubassa instantly turns red.
Tsubassa- W-w-were d-d-did you get those
Me- I have my sorces, so will you do it or should I put them on face book?
Digi- (puts bracelet on Tsubass's hand) this is for-
Tsubassa- I know I know ….Tsubassa kabob
Digi- awwww come on you are takeing the fun out of everything
Tsubassa- and you think being kidnapped is fun (glares at Simi)
Me- sorry but you were being…. Uncopertive
Tsubassa-(sits down) lets get this over with
Me- ok first questain…..are you a boy or a girl?
Tsubassa- WHY DOES EVERYONE ASK ME THAT? I AM A BOY! CANT YOU SEE?
Me- no not really….you are weaing pants
Digi- don't even go there!
Me- ok fine, next questain…how do you know you're a boy?
Tsubassa- how do you know you're a girl?
Me- I am a tomboy but if you really want to know then….
Tsubassa and Digi- WE DON'T WANNA KNOW
Me- (smirks) answer the questain, Tsubassa
Tsubassa- (bangs his head on the table) Why me.
Me- because my bosses's name picker of whatever she calls It chose you, so answer the questains
Tsubassa- you really want me to go there don't you?
Me- yup and since you wont answer it I just throw these to the crowd (pertends to throw the folder)
Tsubassa- OK OK I KNOW I AM A BOY BECAUSE I TURN AS HARD AS A ROCK EVERY TIME I SEE HIKRU.
Me and Digi- (mouths hit the gound)
Tsubassa- did I just say that?
Me- I am afraid you did
Tsubassa-(turns red) can you pretend I didn't say that?
Me- sorry but I cant and I don't think hikru will either because she is backstage watching all this
Tsubassa- HIKRU IS BACKSTAGE?
Digi- she figured you would say something like that so she told me to bring hikru backstage and I did.
Tsubassa- why cant the world love me
Me- well I love you…love tortureing you that is!
Tsubassa- (continuses to bang his head on the table)
Me- next questai-
Tsubassa- IF IT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH MY GENDER THEN I AM NOT ANSWERING IT!
Me- you need to chillax egeal man
Tsubassa- eagel man?
Me- hey, when your boyfriend is Yuu Tendo you pick up some nicknames
Tsubassa- since when did Yuu have a girlfriend?
Me- since my boss wrote the story Yuu are the One.
Tsubassa- whatever just ask me the next qustain
Me- if you ever wanted to be seduced by a beyblade girl then who would it be?
Tsubassa- WHY ARE ALL YOUR QUESTINS PERVERTED?
Me- because it is fun to see you struggle.
Tsubassa- YOU ARE SICK YOU KNOW THAT?
Me- I know now answer the questain.
The minute the words flew out of his mouth a bold of lighting flew trough the young blader's body. 30 seconds later a burnt to crisp Tsubassa winced in pain….….ok that was an understatement. He screamed (like a little girl) pain. Yhea, that's more like it.
Digi- wrong answer pal
Simi- I am guessing the right answer was Hikru?
Tsubassa continues to run around the studio in pain, till the point when Simi and Digi get bored of laughing thir asses of and decide to send him to the hospitial.
They dail 911 and while Tsubassa is being shipped of to possibaly more pain and hell, they sit down to a cup of iced tea and decide it has been a great show…..for them.
Meanwhile in the Hospitel
Tsubassa-When I get my hands on Digi and Simi…..
End of Chapter
Me- finnaly I am done
Yuu and Simi- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EAGEL MAN LIKES HIKRU!
Tsubassa- you 2 shouldn't be talking after that date last night and all the kissing…..
Yuu and Simi- SHUT UP
Me- I don't think this will end well…..so why don't you guys review while I try to get these to zip it.
Yuu and Simi- EAGEL MAN!
Tsubassa- LITTLE KIDS!
Me- (bangs head on the wall)