Salutations mortals,

It is I, your ruler, Loki, God of Mischief and Lies. It has been brought to my attention that a ruler should hear his subject's requests and opinions. I personally, have no inclination to care for your petty whimsical notions…but I have grown weary of the daily tedium I endure and wish for some form of entertainment. Therefore, I will be accepting letters in which you may write anything you desire…Whether or not I answer them depends on how interesting I find them. I advise you to be quick for I have no patience for human's sluggishness.

Your gracious ruler,