(HEY, GUESS WHAT!? YOUR FAVORITE TEKKEN QUESTIONNAIRE IS BACK, BUT IN STORY FORMAT! IT'S TWICE THE LAUGHS, TWICE THE PAIN AND SUFFERING, AND TWICE THE RANDOMNESS! SEND IN SOME Q'S AFTER YOU READ THIS SHORT, YET NESSICARY CHAPTER!)


After that long and breathless introduction, I sat down in my chair and started reading a book. Christian, my friend (Johnny took a break after I told him I was revamping the show. Poor Johnny…oh well!) decided to take his place. Eh…

"Nothing better than a good book and a quiet environment to-" A yell in the background made me set my book down and growl internally. I knew I should've put those two in a secluded room…

"GIMME THE DAMN EGGS, DAMMIT!"

"Be respectful to your elders!"

"FUCK YOU!"

Their argument spilled out in front of me, and so did the eggs. I had yellow blotches of yolk all over me. Both of them looked at me, cringing.

"Uh," One of them said. "We can fix this…"

"Yeah," The other one said. "What he said."

I stood up, wiping as much of the egg off of me as I could. I looked up at both of them, my eyes literally flaming with anger.

"Kaz…? Lars…?"

"Yes…?" They both said, almost shaking in their shoes.

"…WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO!? NOW I LOOK LIKE I GOT SNEEZED ON!"

"I can get a wet towel and some new clothes," Lars said. "I mean…until I get back, kill Kaz. Bye!"

Lars ran out as quick as he could, leaving Kaz behind for me to literally rip apart like raw meat. Kaz's jaw dropped to the ground, unable to believe that his half-brother left him just like that. He turned back towards me, shivering like a cold and lost puppy.

"Uh," He said, unsure of what to say. "Sorry…?"

"Sorry? SORRY!? IS THAT ALL YOU CAN SAY!? YOUR ASS IS MINE!"

"AHHHHHH!"

Sure enough, I jumped on Kaz and started beating the mess outta him, creating a large mess of blood, broken bones, and torn clothing. Those in proximity of the carnage slowly backed up before blazing down the hallway, terrified.


Okay, so…that was just a little intro as to what happened before we started. Now that that's out the way, send in some Q's so we can get this show on the road. Bye peeps!