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Tony Stark x Higurashi Kagome

Rated: M


"You seem to be in perfect health, Mr. Stark."

Kagome glanced up from the medical chart into charming brown eyes, yet easily resisted where many other women had failed, "Though I would recommend that you drink a little less often." Her brow raised when Stark remained on the examining table.

"Perfect health? Wasn't this supposed to be a full body exam?" Tony smirked suggestively, "You're more than welcome to examine me a little more... thoroughly, Dr. Higurashi."

"If you're talking about this," Kagome tapped the Arc Reactor in his chest, "I'm sure you do a fine job of maintaining it yourself, Mr. Stark. After all, no one else can replicate it."

"Awww, c'mon, not even a prostate exam?" Tony wiggled his eyebrows, though Kagome simply rolled her eyes in response, rather used to his non-stop innuendos.

It seemed to come with the job of being the head of the medical branch of Stark Industries (that, and Miroku's pervertedness had prepared her it seemed).

"I wouldn't let just anyone shove their fingers up my ass, you know," Tony went on as if it were a completely normal topic to talk about, "You're undoubtedly special, Dr. Higurashi."

"Surprising," Kagome tilted her head, "All the women you are with, have you never experimented that far, Mr. Stark?" Nothing was really supposed to come of the comment, but Kagome was a little startled to find Stark looking at her rather heatedly when she turned around.

"Why? Are you offering?" Tony's voice lowered huskily, "Because I'll take up that offer, here and now," He grinned lewdly, "I didn't realise you were so kinky, Dr. Higurashi."

"I was born and raised in Japan," Kagome said lightly, "Tentacle sex and incest are considered the normal there in pornography." Retorts and witty remarks were an easy way when dealing with Stark, especially when most would have quit by now for sexual harassment.

But Stark amused her and her job was more than well paying.

"So a little ass-play is nothing to you, hmm?" Tony was right behind her now, his hands gripping the white doctor's coat on her shoulders, "What other secrets are you hiding, Dr. Higurashi?"

'That I am a zoophile,' Kagome thought with amusement, because technically, demons were a whole different species than humans and wasn't what that zoophilia was defined as? 'But I guess I can make an exception for you, Stark.'

"So, what would you say if I asked you out for dinner tonight?" Tony murmured, "Or should I just skip all the formalities and just invite you over to my place where we can play 'doctor' all night long?"

"I would say that you have to try harder than that," Kagome smiled, turning around and playfully poking him in his chest, "But thanks for the offer, Stark."

Tony pouted when Kagome moved away, taking his medical chart with her out the door so she could move onto her next patient.

Well, he was never one to give up so easily.

After all, whatever Tony Stark wanted, he got.