I know I've been talking to you guys a lot, but Femio's being really depressing. I don't know what's wrong with the guy. It must be Kate, she's horrible. So, I'm going to tell you guys some funny jokes. Enjoy!

Why did the mushroom go to the club? He was a fungi! Why did he leave? There wasn't mushroom.

What's brown and sticky? A stick!

How do you make a handkerchief dance? Put a little boogie in it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the monkey.

What do you call a hundred rabbits marching backwards? A receding hare-line.

Why was Ms. Tomato red? Because she saw Mr. Green Pea.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Bwahahahaha! I hope you enjoyed these. Maybe now you'll be able to deal with Femio's stupid depression.