This is a parody of the Lonely Island's song "Like a Boss" if it were sung by Pokey/Porky. Includes spoilers for Earthbound and Mother 3, so thou be warned.

I do not own the MOTHER franchise or the lyrics to "Like a Boss".

"Like a Brat", as performed by Pokey/Porky Minch

Bother cops! (like a brat)

Lose my brother! (like a brat)

Fear punishment! (like a brat)

Beg for help! (like a brat)

Suck in battle! (like a brat)

Be a coward! (like a brat)

Hide from danger! (like a brat)

Shirk destiny! (like a brat)

Get home late! (like a brat)

Get a spanking! (like a brat)

Sulk and whine! (like a brat)

Leave my home! (like a brat)

Steal a statue! (like a brat)

Spread chaos! (like a brat)

Join a cult! (like a brat)

Kidnap Paula! (like a brat)

Get promoted! (like a brat)

Confront Ness! (like a brat)

Run away! (like a brat)

Leave the cult! (like a brat)

Act sorry! (like a brat)

Don't mean it! (like a brat)

Steal same statue! (like a brat)

Repeat procedure! (like a brat)

Reach the city! (like a brat)

Act persuasive! (like a brat)

More promotions! (like a brat)

Penthouse office! (like a brat)

Make some robots! (like a brat)

Yell at maid! (like a brat)

Plan gets foiled! (like a brat)

Steal the copter! (like a brat)

Travel places! (like a brat)

Poop in desert! (like a brat)

Don't have manners! (like a brat)

Crash the copter! (like a brat)

Make a base! (like a brat)

Side with evil! (like a brat)

Kidnap Saturns! (like a brat)

Put in capsules! (like a brat)

Plans are failing! (like a brat)

Drastic measures! (like a brat)

Spider mecha! (like a brat)

Final showdown! (like a brat)

Evil loses! (like a brat)

Run again! (like a brat)

Time travel! (like a brat)

Send a taunt! (like a brat)

Hire army! (like a brat)

Make chimeras! (like a brat)

Ignite forest! (like a brat)

Split up family! (like a brat)

Slowly conquer! (like a brat)

With the Pigmasks! (like a brat)

Lose the egg of light! (like a brat)

No big loss! (like a brat)

Build a city! (like a brat)

With attractions! (like a brat)

Make a ghost town! (like a brat)

From a hometown! (like a brat)

Kidnap scientists! (like a brat)

Make experiments! (like a brat)

Kill the wildlife! (like a brat)

Just for fun! (like a brat)

Make a Masked Man! (like a brat)

Pull the Needles! (like a brat)

'Cause I'm selfish! (like a brat)

And a brat! (like a brat)

Age a lot! (like a brat)

Taunt Lucas! (like a brat)

Final battle! (like a brat)

Bed mecha! (like a brat)

Lose the battle! (like a brat)

And the Dragon! (like a brat)

Lose everything! (like a brat)

Absolutely safe. (like a brat)