I don't own anything, but Hunter and Clove.
"Man this sucks why did you have to get us into this mess ,Black-Hawk?" Clove asked.
"Me! You were the one who said it was clear!" Hunter yelled at her while trying to untie us. You see we are kind tied together and dangling from a rope that's tied to the ceiling in a warehouse some where.
"You two stop it fighting is not going to help us," I said.
"Shut up this doesn't concern you," Hunter growled at me and I shut up for now.
"Why do you always blame me?" cried Clove.
"Why do I blame you? Why do I blame you because you're always the one to blame!" Hunter yelled.
"Well, I'm sorry okay!" Clove yelled back and I saw the bad guys just standing there with popcorn and just watching this cat fight I was in the middle of literally.
"Shut up already!" I yelled and the two did as I asked.
"Aw!" the bad guys said. Three minutes later they started yelling at each other again all because Clove said dhe was hungry and Hunter replied by saying nobody cares about your bloody stomach.
"Seriously? You guys are just going to stand there and watch as they bust my eardrums?" I asked and they just ate some popcorn and nodded.
"Well, then enjoy the show, but will you guys please relocate me to the chair?" I asked four of them nodded no and two yes and those two tied me to a chair in front of the two girl fighting. Who didn't even notice being untied and tied back up again.
"Are they always like that?" one asked me then said, "Oh, me name is John."
"No," I said shook my head no.
"Is that your girlfriend ,mate?" John asked pointing at Hunter.
"No, we're just friends why?" I asked.
"Oh, I just going to say I wish you luck on taking care of that one because she looks like trouble, but still good luck," John said.
"Thanks I guess and Black-Hawk isn't trouble unless she mad the real trouble maker is Dark-Shaft," I said.
"Oh she doesn't look like much trouble," John said.
"Oh, you'll be surprised if she got her hands on something useful in her mind then she well cause chaos easily," I said and untied my hands took out all the men even John and webbed them together.
"You're just going to leave you friends here?" John asked.
"No, I'll have somebody pick them up plus they need to work this out," I said and left. Three hours later I told the Avengers where to find Hunter and Clove.
In the warehouse:
All the bad guys at once, "Shut up already!"
"But I'm still hungry...Hey is that popcorn?" Clove asked.
"Shut up about your bloody stomach already!" Hunter yelled starting another cat fight.
"Aw!" All the bad guys said at the same time.
"Shut up," Bob moaned.
"I can't hear me own thoughts," John said.
"Well all I hear is ranging and very little words," Joe cried out.
"Shut up Joe I already have a head ache," Bill said.
"Make them stop!" Dan said.
"Hey does anybody else have blood in their ears?" Randy asked.
"Hey stop trying to take my popcorn!" Mike yelled.